Nine Lives of the Bard.......

[Mega Tortas de Bodemloze]

In the hallowed halls of Puntos,greatest empire in asia minor. (well only empire)

Great one: Says to no one in particular....Spartans to the west, Grey Greeks to the east, Eygptians to the south: I'm assailed by enemies on all sides...

Bard: Obviously the sons of dung beetles, Great One. You shall smote them as easily as a horse flicks flies. What of the barbians in
Ankyra, my lord.{NOTE to self: Break-in to Alibaba's Carpet Emporium, jack time machine.teleport to future for Blackberry!, take fat wife to Jenny Craig(HeH HeH ), call Oprah . Fax resume to KORLON the Conquerer & GAISAS the Merciless, Contact EB employment agency cuz its lookin rough round here.}

Great one: SILENCE!!!!!! I have fobidden you to ever speak of that. Begone maggot, I find your presence irritating.

Bard: Cowering, shuffling out of the hall. As you wish.....Magnificiant one.. (muttering to self) Greeks to the west, greeks to the east,
inbreeders to the south, OMG man-eating barbarians to the north. time to haul Tuccus cuz that Mother's going down with the ship!!!!









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[Teleklos Archelaou]

You are warned to stop creating meaningless threads on EB fora. The "Hear Ye" thread and now this one, in addition to three others among the most recent ones here, really are too much.

If you are trying to create an AAR, there is a subforum for it:
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=109

[Mega Tortas de Bodemloze]

Thanks..

Please close offending threads.

[Casius Cherea]

Teleklos: well I'm not admin but in my humble opinion this post is not meaningless
it is in EB context and for what I see it could be quite funny
Mega Tortas: inbreeds to the south lol +rep