Well to celebrate my return I open a jokes/anecdotes thread. I think we don't have one here. If there is already,let it be closed.
So :
-How could you let a student make my surgery ?
-The students must practise and your case was anyway hopeless.
-But doctor !..
-I am not doctor,I am apostle Peter.
A man goes to the bank for credit and shouts from the door:
-I have a wonderfull idea ! Give me a big credit right away.
-What's the idea ?
-I'll open a gay club.
-Why do you think it will pay ?
-Much folks will come. All traffic policemen,lawyers,judges,members of the parliament will come.
-We are sorry we'll have to refuse you.
-Oh,but actually you also have to be there.
Third-grade class in a Catholic school, and the teacher is Sister Teresa. One morning Sister Teresa tells the little kids to think about what they would like to do when they grow up.
Sister gives them time to think then proceeds to ask:
-Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up?
-A doctor, Sister.
-Very good, says Sister Teresa. Now how about you Annie?
-When I grow up I want to be an airline pilot.
-Excellent, says the nun.
-How about you Susan. What do you want to be when you grow up?
-When I grow up I want to be a prostitute, answers Susan.
Sister Teresa's cheeks turn beet-red and her mouth hangs open in disbelief.
-What? What did you say Susan?
-I said I want to be a prostitute.
-What a relief. Thank God. I thought you said you want to be a protestant.