Happy birthday....

**SNIGEL** · March 17, 2008, 10:56 AM

....Rory, and it´s not just a normal birthday, it´s your 18 aswell

**Nellup** · March 17, 2008, 11:10 AM

Happy birthday rory - have a good one.

**ciprianrusu** · March 17, 2008, 11:51 AM

Happy birthday rory. I hope you'll have the best party ever.

**Ephialtes The Dog** · March 17, 2008, 12:08 PM

Wooh, smoking age. Have a good one rory.

**Arnspac** · March 17, 2008, 12:29 PM

I wish I were 18 again. Have a safe day. Here's a joke for you;

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why dinna' yenot write to us, not even a line? Why dinna' ye call? Can ye notunderstand what ye put yer old Mother thru?"

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became aprostitute....!'

''Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! Yer a disgrace to this Catholic family!!'

''OK, Dad -- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxuriousfur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 millionsavings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited editionconvertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the countryclub....(takes a breath).... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board me new yacht on the Riviera and..."

''Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Dad! Sniff, Sniff."

''Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug