Chuck Norris, being a creationist, probably believes something like that.There is no such thing as Evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris let live.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
"Can you believe it, Ariadne?" said Theseus, wiping the blood from his sword. "The Minotaur barely defended itself."
My favorite Chuck Norris fact is that he is a believer in Jesus Christ; a Christian. It's true, this one's no joke.
I've gotta say, Chuck Norris jokes are ****ing class. I disagree with Pannonian, there is definitely an art to them.
Some great ones so far, keep it up!
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When Chuck Norris does a Push-up. He's actually pushing the Earth down.
Your mama is so fat only Chuck Norris could lift her.
The Movie Alien vs. Predator was originally Alien & Predator vs. Chuck Norris. It never got release ,because no one wanted to a movie that was 5 seconds long.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
1:Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, twice.
2:Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris walked on Jesus.
3:Chuck Norris can break an atom in two, with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked so fast that he roundhoused kicked his own roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris was born. The Death Rate went up 1000%.
Chuck Norris Round-Housed kicked the Moon into orbit.
Only two things can scratch Diamonds. Another Diamond and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris himself says that the jokes aren't jokes - they are facts. But he gives some credit to God.Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris understands the ending of "2001 a space odyssey".
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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