a hostage situation.

[Inhuman One]

Alright King Kong, I stole your bananas and am holding them hostage.

Dont do anything foolish or you might find a squished banana in your mailbox.

I took the idea from a crocodile that stole the bananas of your cousin Donky Kong, he took them back however, but he had a nephew with a red cap. You dont so you dont stand a chance of finding me and the bananas.

Now here are my demands, I got a few powerfull friends and they have some requests.

My spanish friends are complaining about their Aragonese neighbours copying their army, they want you to instruct them in training something unique to show off those smart ass Aragonese.

The king of norway has a demand as well, his huscarls where vital in securing the banana supply. His soldiers demand new uniforms, they want something nice looking, they are worried about their wives not finding them manly enough in their colorfull garments. And the king's royal fool is depressed. All those soldiers are upstaging him with their colorfull appearances.

Oh and he also asked about new uniforms for the Irish. He doesnt want his soldiers to be blinded by the bright white colors when they invade Ireland.


Alright thats all the demands, now get back to work or theres no bananas for you!



((post done in good humor, not meant to be in any way offensive))

[Roboute Guilliman]

i think the irish are gonna get a reskin

[y2day]

Very Funny!!!!
+rep to you Inhuman One

[hellfire15]

ah really nice read

[Bacon!]

a good a way to lighten up a request gave somthing to smile at

[Laconian]

Hahaha. I hope the demands are met and the bananas are returned.

[Valdamar]

Logged in just for a +rep

[strife1013]

Alright King Kong, I stole your bananas and am holding them hostage.

Dont do anything foolish or you might find a squished banana in your mailbox.

I took the idea from a crocodile that stole the bananas of your cousin Donky Kong, he took them back however, but he had a nephew with a red cap. You dont so you dont stand a chance of finding me and the bananas.

Now here are my demands, I got a few powerfull friends and they have some requests.

My spanish friends are complaining about their Aragonese neighbours copying their army, they want you to instruct them in training something unique to show off those smart ass Aragonese.

The king of norway has a demand as well, his huscarls where vital in securing the banana supply. His soldiers demand new uniforms, they want something nice looking, they are worried about their wives not finding them manly enough in their colorfull garments. And the king's royal fool is depressed. All those soldiers are upstaging him with their colorfull appearances.

Oh and he also asked about new uniforms for the Irish. He doesnt want his soldiers to be blinded by the bright white colors when they invade Ireland.


Alright thats all the demands, now get back to work or theres no bananas for you!



((post done in good humor, not meant to be in any way offensive))

Make me a banana split.

[Inhuman One]

*splits a banana in two*




Let that be a warning, next time the norwegian archers will use a portion of the banana supply as ammunition against the Irish.

[Inhuman One]

The bananas are still hold hostage since not all demands have been met.

The king of Norway and the wives of the norwegian soldiers are pleased with the new uniforms though so because of that the bananas are still kept safe.

But if the Irish dont get their new outfits, The king of Norway will have to use the banana's as ammunition for his archers, cannons, trebuchets and crossbows since he needs all the ammunition he can get his hands on since his soldiers cant fight the irish up close, they would get blinded by the colorfull outfits.

[Mega Tortas de Bodemloze]

Inhuman One...

Well written/directed humor must be rewarded, +rep

[Barser]

The bananas are still hold hostage since not all demands have been met.

The king of Norway and the wives of the norwegian soldiers are pleased with the new uniforms though so because of that the bananas are still kept safe.

But if the Irish dont get their new outfits, The king of Norway will have to use the banana's as ammunition for his archers, cannons, trebuchets and crossbows since he needs all the ammunition he can get his hands on since his soldiers cant fight the irish up close, they would get blinded by the colorfull outfits.

So your gonna use the banana bomb ammuntion?
I heard it is very powerfull so be carefull with not blowing you hands off.

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[Inhuman One]

they tried throwing burning barrels of ale first but that just strenghtened the Irish resolve.

[aduellist]

they tried throwing burning barrels of ale first but that just strenghtened the Irish resolve.

Isn't that alcohol abuse? Burning perfectly good ale would get my dander up, too!

+ rep for the first post

[TemplarLord]

Great topic +rep

[Inhuman One]

yes and the Irish love ale. The Norwegian king heard nothing about them liking bananas.

[Unknown User]

Personally, I'd like to see the Danes get new colors for their uniforms, but to each their own.