The worst movie scenes mankind has ever gazed upon

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    Internazionale said:

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    Yes! Here they are! Don't close your eyes yet!

    ENJOY!


    Post more if you got any!
     
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    Sidus Preclarum said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    Robo Vampire = classic.
    Should watch it again, one of these days...
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidus Preclarum View Post
    Robo Vampire = classic.
    Should watch it again, one of these days...
    Someone's stolen my copy
     
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    Someone's stolen my copy
    this certainly deserves death.
    Then resurection as a hopping vampiric thrall in your service.
     
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    Ahahaha, 'Shark Attack 3' Looks awsome xD
    When was that made =S
     
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    If this intrigues you, I suggest you go find the MST3K episode called "Space Mutiny" on youtube, where there's a running commentary of jokes about this movie.



     
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    LOL!

    These videos are killing me!



    Look at this one:



    It's from a movie called Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. That was very random.
    Last edited by The Good; March 14, 2008 at 10:01 PM.

     
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    Really. look at his face. Look at the way he sets his jaw. Tell me this isn't the corniest thing you have ever seen.
     
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    I love 300, it's up there with Gladiator in my list of all time favourite historical epics.

     
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    Niles Crane said:

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    Pretty much all of Manos: The Hands of Fate.
     
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    I can't take the movie seriously. I actually annoyed some people at the theatre when I kept laughing at all the lines...
     
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    THIS IS SPARTA
    then throw the guy to an infinite well of darkness in the middle of sparta
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Claudius Gothicus View Post
    THIS IS SPARTA
    then throw the guy to an infinite well of darkness in the middle of sparta
    Yeah. Isn't it convenient that the Spartans had a direct link to the uderworld?
     
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    hellheaven1987 said:

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    300 is kindly strange movie; everytime when I am going to seriouse the scene suddenly become none.
     
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    gambit said:

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    I loved 300, sometimes cheesy but still a great mindless action movie..storyline was ok, could've done without the dumb queen.

    At the end of the clip from "Santa claus conquers the martians" WTF is going on?!
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    Internazionale said:

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    _Pontifex_, We are talking about the absolute trash **** here. I mean the worst of the worst of the worst! 300 at least had amazing CGI effects and famous actors, but Shark Attack 3... I can't talk about it, it just makes me laugh.
     
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    Pontifex Maximus said:

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    I don't know, I thought 300 was pretty bad!
     
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    gambit said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Pontifex_ View Post
    I don't know, I thought 300 was pretty bad!
    On what level? historical accuracy? sure. Great fighting scenes? nah.
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    i thought the fighting was corny
    the blood looked soo fake and the coreography (...sp?) was bad. I don't see how two greeks took on like 50 immortalw, owned them, then the one guy just sits there and (doesn't hear the approaching horse...) and gets his head cut off.