What Faction will you play first in SS 6.0
Another epic release of Stainless Steel is on the horizon. We are only a week or two away (hopefully) from The Almighty Kongs greatest work yet. Soon parents will be asking where have my sons and daughters gone? Children while cry for thier mums and da's, Teachers and employeers all over the world will wonder were have the masses gone?To late they will realize that soul after soul has been sacrificed to hours of the greatest mod known to man.
So who will you spend your first time on?
Because you only get one first choose wisely.
Will it be the hot middle aged women down the street (Kingdom of Jerusalem)? or the smoking best friend of your older sister (Cumas), or just maybe your alittle shy and you settle for your slightly plump 2nd cousin (France). It doesn't matter as long as it is Stainless Steel 6.0 you can not choose wrong!!!!
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Well Scotland is like doing your sister. 
...okay maybe your really fine assss sister
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England is the always tried and true senior emplyee down at the local brothel. She's hot, but she ain't showing you anything new. 
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Genoa, now that one is a painted face whore who will hopefully show you a good time 
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The ERE.... i would say is like your friends hot ass mom.... a MILF if you will.. (Mom I Like to F *k), she has popped out a few kids but she is still getting it done. 
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Now Venice is a rich girl that has decided to slum it with you just to piss off her daddy. 
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HRE... :hmmm: The fat girl, with a gland problem, and always has bad body odor. Everybody smiles to her face because she seems so nice, but noone is desperate enough to ask her out.
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By: Echad
Err, Kievan Rus' a.k.a. Ukraine... A lass in early teens, stuck with spending her time between the pole dancing and selling her stepmom's valuables. Still is low on money... 
All her Jewish neigbours and relatives emmigrated aroud 1990~92, leaving her mostly alone here, with bunch of her sister's and aunt's kids to take care of. Never knew her REAL parents... Periodically fights with a grandma! 
Sings great and drinks Moldavian wine... No time for sex. 
Slim because of not much food, usually braids her hair and collects flowers, but never knows what for! Often gets immoral propositions from oligarchs, but always ends barganing with them about buying her possessions instead... Sold almost everything. 
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Novgorod a.k.a. Russia - This is simple! A very BIG woman, actually the biggest one around, that is fighting with Poland (although Poland still not knows it) about the possession of Kievan Rus'... Will walk into a burning house, stop a steed at full speed, but fails to stop her husband from drinking. No sex because "There is no sex in the USSR", as was once said live on TV-Bridge with Americans! 
Undestroyable and immortal!
Wears EVERYTHING, her mole on left cheek (Moscow) thinks of itself as a separate woman. Her soul is rumored to be even bigger than herself, but not proven due to 70 years of atheism pohibiting the existance of a soul.
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Poland. A little older half-sister, that is somehow no more Jewish (even when you still is) and speaks almost the same tongue, albeit with such an accent that you can barely understand her... Loves pretending to be European, but really is no more than a retired Commi... Will fight for Democratic rights, while was one of the first to kill all her Jewish relatives and change surname from Polish to Polish to pretend to be Polish. Also never seen a live _insert anything here_, but will stand for _insert anything here_'s rights.
This one can have sex, but drinks and smokes too much, wasting all her time on it instead... Has a common thing with Rus' about selling her possesions, but her oligarchs are only from west. Is Catholic, hence most other Slavs falsely take her as a German. Physically attractive, but only when is silent and moveless.
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Err, for me (ERE) Germany is associated with sadistic middle-aged kinda-rocker-chick, who drinks too much beer and has a harsh tongue, insulting and swearing to every side - which is VERY far from being nice... Always tries to command Poland, who sometimes follows... She most probably has retired from her crazy youth and tries to look like a good housewife, which never works because of constant ideas of world domination... Keeping nice with a can of beer and 5 kg's of sausages inside is hard as well.
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So pick one already! or if you want pick this poll sucks and tell me how you really feel.
All +rep for this poll will be forwarded to the less fortunate.
Last edited by y2day; March 01, 2008 at 08:46 AM.
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Originally Posted by Echad
Depend on who I will not play during beta testing!
