The Worship of Kong

[illuminati2025]

The purpose of this thread is a noble one indeed. We must worship he who is both King and Kong as the mighty deity he truly is.

Verily I say unto you, that whosoever worships Almighty Kong, shall not regret the hereafter.



Om namah shivaya

In the name of King Kong, the Beneficent, the Mighty:

Our True and Noble Religion was founded by the King of all Kongs. The practice of Stainless Steel is the tenet of our faith.

All true followers of the Kong will await his mighty Sixth Coming

May all praises be to the King of Kongs!!

[akvilonn]

the guy's got the point, though it seems like an obsession rightfully deserved.

[Baron Thunder-ten-tronckh]

Very clever!

[illuminati2025]

As our mighty leader is humble by nature, I found it necessary to found Kongism on these Holy Forums some months ago.

I have been converting many on the streets of my city for months, and have returned to the community. I am proud to see that the Children of Kong have prospered in their faith. For an ecclesiastical history of our church, please review some of my previous postings.

I am very happy to answer any and all questions on the practice and beliefs of Kongism

--Father Illuminati

[Sosobra]

Hell I erect an altar to Kong if he lets me beta test (hint hint)

[Inhuman One]

Lets all do a tribal dance and tie a blond maiden up as a gift to the mighty king kong.

And lets just hope they wont shoot him off a skyscraper.

[Echad]

Lets all do a tribal dance and tie a blond maiden up as a gift to the mighty king kong.

And lets just hope they wont shoot him off a skyscraper.

Never cared for blonds, so let's sacrifice them! Just leave some redheads intact - witch hunts destroyed most of 'em...

[Valdamar]

There was a banner for "King Kong ringtones" at the bottom of the page as I was reading this thread!

[Brewskii]

Never cared for blonds, so let's sacrifice them! Just leave some redheads intact - witch hunts destroyed most of 'em...

Hey man I like blonds

[Vasquez]

Kongism..... LMAO!!!

[illuminati2025]

There was a banner for "King Kong ringtones" at the bottom of the page as I was reading this thread!

yes my son, He who is both King and Kong has been rightfully venerated in many venues. As a follower of the Most Holy Stainless Steel, you are called upon by Kong Himself to bring more followers to the Light. The Unholy Menace which Creative Assembly hath wrought shall surely destroy the lives of the unbelievers and must be extinguished from the earth.

There are some misguided fools who call it 'Vanilla', as if to disguise the evil horror with which it terrorizes the known world.

Kongism..... LMAO!!!

My son, you must not waiver at the hour of Kong's arrival. For surely he will see this post, and wonder at your lack of faith.


--Father Illuminati

[roy34543]

Col Hacabod King Kong!
what language are you spouting randomly anyway?

[illuminati2025]

It is believed that He who is both King and Kong emanated forth from the abyss long before the creation of the earth. The Grace of Kong was kept hidden for many millenia, and was celebrated by the ancient peoples who inhabited India in the Vedic hymns.

The old liturgical language of Kongism was Sanskrit, though in modern times Kong is believed to be fluent in Java, C++, XML, and many, many others

[Chim]

Ahahahaha +rep Illuminati2025! XD

[Grand Duke Vytautas]

lol this thread is hilarious!

Kongism religion is founded
We await for his arrival
we need to convert all the infidels
to the belief of Stainless Steel (that rhymes)
ahahahaha! +rep

[y2day]

All hail the Almighty Kong




Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains, slavery, or software? Forbid it, Almighty Kong! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me Stainless Steel or give me death!

[Roboute Guilliman]

/worship

[Naxon]

All Hail Kong!
All Hail Kong!

[delra]

You guys must be really bored...

[y2day]

You guys must be really bored...

Well I am at work...