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**zhangxy** · February 17, 2008, 10:41 PM

I just noticed there is an article about medieval2 on uncyclopedia:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Medieval_2:_Total_War

Haha I love the controversy section

**Antissa** · February 17, 2008, 10:47 PM

The goal of the game is supposedly to eventually go west and chop the heads off of another primitive people.

Yes, the graphics are great." These "graphics", which were also featured in various trailers and walkthroughs, were of course taken from footage from Hollywood blockbusters and then converted in a painstaking process to appear to have the look of a real total war game, complete with horses that spun around in less than a second and crossbowmen that shot straight up in the air.

The main complaint was that CA had added compulsive serial killers to the game who against all logic pranced around your kingdom as if they owned the place and every two turns ritually sacrificed the players king while he was on a crusade, resulting in thousands of broken keyboards and computer-screens

List 1: Stuff you could do in the game if it was actually playable:
Not save your battle replays on the campaign map.
Watch your princesses get humped by old clergymen.
Charge elephants into buildings 9/11-style.
Not have a look at your cities in city-view.
Get your ass raped hard by ten armies of Italian crossbowmen.
Send merchants all over the map and get nothing for it.
Play multiplayer for up to five minutes without getting disconnected.
See beards. Lots of beards.
Control an entire army of Mel Gibson´s if you choose to play as Scotland.

Oh wow, that's bloody hilarious!

**Erwin Rommel** · February 17, 2008, 11:08 PM

WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!!

**N3rull** · February 18, 2008, 12:57 AM

Originally Posted by zhangxy

I just noticed there is an article about medieval2 on uncyclopedia:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Medieval_2:_Total_War

Haha I love the controversy section

Damn, I like that.
A little thin and laconic though, I could make that article fifteen pages long