Worst film(s) Ever

my list of worst films ever made:

1) What Women Want-further proof that women should never make films on the rag.
2) The Princess Diaries 2-enough said.
3) Babe 2: Pig in the City-ok, over the yrs my hatred for this film has decreased as other crappy films have shown their colours.
4) Aliens vs Predator 2-omfg, they crossed so many boundaries, as well as having no plot, no story, and ****** directing and acting. the maternity ward scene almost made me walk out.
5) Starship Troopers 2-in ther famous words of bestfilmevermade of youtube fame,: 'i had the misfortune of watching starship troopers 2, and subsequently spent the next 3 weeks injecting heroin into my eyeballs'.

Worst films ever:

All these movies are bloody awful, avoid watching them at all costs.

1)AvP
2)Resident Evil,Resident Evil:Apocalypse
3)28 Days Later
4)Troy
5)King Arthur
6)Rush Hour 1,2 & 3
7)Cinderella Story
8)Star Wars Episode I:The Phantom Menace

Blood Rayne.. If you haven't seen it yet,do yourself a favour and don't even attempt to see it.

1) Mitchell
2) Manos: The Hands of Fate
3) Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
4) Godzilla vs. Megalon
5) Godzilla vs. the Lobster

Horrid movies... (yes I was a fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000)

Manos: The Hands of Fate

It is often considered one of the worst movies ever. I saw it on MST3000...thank God!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060666/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22Mano..._Hands_of_Fate
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manos/manos3.wav

Drtad, we need to have a MST3000 party! Joe Don Baker, the star of Mitchell, is a University of North Texas alum...I go to UNT!

Freddy Got Fingered... any Steven Segal flick.

The Core, too boring to watch.
Alexander, epic story, terrible acting and super-bright/cheery cinematography.
Date Movie, hands down single worst film ever made.

The Last Legion was so utterly bad that I couldn't bear to finish watching it...something I never do. I really can't remember ever seeing a film that was so awful.

Also as a sidenote I'd like to inform you guys that this movie,had been elected the worst movie of the world about several years ago.The name of the movie in English is "The man who saved the World.."

Battlefield earth.

Originally Posted by Zephrelial

Also as a sidenote I'd like to inform you guys that this movie,had been elected the worst movie of the world about several years ago.The name of the movie in English is "The man who saved the World.."

Oh my God how could I forget that movie... It is so bad that it's good. They should dub it into English one day even though it still won't make any sense.

Manos: The Hands of Fate

It is often considered one of the worst movies ever. I saw it on MST3000...thank God!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060666/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22Mano..._Hands_of_Fate
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manos/manos3.wav

Drtad, we need to have a MST3000 party! Joe Don Baker, the star of Mitchell, is a University of North Texas alum...I go to UNT!

Ah, nice to see another Mst3k fan here at TWC!

"Uhh, that's not how you wear your Depends, Torgo."

Manos was a horrible movie, but Mitchell just has a special place in my heart for some reason (they had far better equipment than the makers of Manos, which puts it at number one).

I think I might put Godzilla vs the Lobster at number four instead of number five. G vs Megalon was horrid, but I have no idea what they were thinking making Godzilla fight a lobster...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0Ee-rRbTseM

[quote=Drtad;2700402]Oh my God how could I forget that movie... It is so bad that it's good. They should dub it into English one day even though it still won't make any sense.


Believe it or not I still haven't got the chance to watch it.What's more about the movie is that,also a sequel had been shot,it's name is "The Son of the man whom saved the World" "Dünyayı kurtaran adamın oğlu" in Turkish.And today I just watched at the news that it was ranked the 5th worst movie of the World,couldn't surpass its predecessor but still a good rank

The astonishing fact about our beloved Turkish Yeşilçam movies,is that they were not meant to be funny or of any comedical value yet they are incredibly funny.

Originally Posted by Drtad

Oh my God how could I forget that movie... It is so bad that it's good. They should dub it into English one day even though it still won't make any sense.


Ah, nice to see another Mst3k fan here at TWC!

"Uhh, that's not how you wear your Depends, Torgo."

Manos was a horrible movie, but Mitchell just has a special place in my heart for some reason (they had far better equipment than the makers of Manos, which puts it at number one).

I think I might put Godzilla vs the Lobster at number four instead of number five. G vs Megalon was horrid, but I have no idea what they were thinking making Godzilla fight a lobster...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0Ee-rRbTseM

My friends and I absolutely love Mitchell. Many a drunken night has been devoted to watching it! "Yep...that's grass!" Oh man, I want to watch it right now! What about...

Boggy Creek II


?

Other favs are...

The Touch of Satan


Santa Claus Conquers the Martians


Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders


Damnit! What is the name of the movie where the guy has a plane that can go into the future? That one is awesome.

Originally Posted by Lord Rahl

My friends and I absolutely love Mitchell. Many a drunken night has been devoted to watching it! "Yep...that's grass!" Oh man, I want to watch it right now! What about...

Here are a couple of my favorite episodes... Simply unforgettable ones.

Godzilla vs. Megalon


Gamera


"Operation Rear View Mirror has failed!"- Some guy in Gamera

The Incredibly Strange Creatures That Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies


Eegah!

Damnit! What is the name of the movie where the guy has a plane that can go into the future? That one is awesome.

I can't put my finger on it, unfortunately. I don't remember that one.:hmmm:

Star wars the backstroke of the west?

Scroll down at this link http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode...e-of-west.html

The Last Legion...holy hell, Batman, that movie was terrible. Here's a profane review I posted in cold fury at Another forum.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

did anyone see this peice of ****

i just watched it, christ

"hi im some indian chick, i fight for constantinople. i'm from southern india so it's entirely plausible i am in the eastern roman empire"
"oh that's cool, hold on while I get into testudo formation, wearing stuff from 58bc, with a long sword though"
"cool im some little purveyor of douchebaggery that throws a sword and is apparently the Emperor"
"thats cool im merlin and there's peace everwhere in britain and it makes perfect sense we went from ****ing rome to ****ing scotland to find some lame ****ers. it also makes perfect sense the goths ****ing went to scotland too"

AND WHAT WAS WITH THE TOKEN BLACK GUY

he died too, right at the end, some ****er threw a spear into him and he was like aawww sket some mutha ****a stabbed me

and his bf4l was like zomg noooes

and hes like **** man its gonna be alright cos casear's legion showed up now, 500 years too late but **** it man, we need some ****in testudo in tha house

then hadrians wall was like sup, i look like a castle from the late medieval period, hey look, its a random cgi castle cool

and gandhi was like **** yoooouuuuu and shot fireballs at the goths

and then there was some ****er with a star of david on his head and a gold mask..duno what he was there for

he burned like ****in gasoline tho

and then johnathan from the mummy was like yo i sold you out to the eastern roman empire and tehy have automatic spear launcher things

and the guy was like **** you man, i love you, come here

and then he ****in stabbed him

so some roman douche kills johnathan... ihmotep couldnt even do that

****

it was terrible

dont watch it

im really pissed right now

Fuzz,Lord Rahl also mentioned this movie.I wonder what is so bad about it.I guess I need to watch it and see it for myself.Aha just remembered another lame movie:

Mel Gibson's The Patriot

Druids was a rather bad movie.

I was forced to watch a movie the other day with the olsen twins, that movie was horrible too, tough i can't remember the name.

The Princess diarries 2 was torture.

Hooligans, watch "the football factory" instead

Frailty
Mission to Mars
Swordfish

Harry Potter 3,4 and 5 are terrible but I am not a so active movie watcher to say they are the worst ever made