I wish this thread was closed, I'm not kidding

**icydawgfish** · February 17, 2008, 04:03 PM

In case any of you are out of touch with your internet phenomenon, this kind of thread is where you make a wish and the next person grants it but with negative consequences...here's one example:

Person 1:I wish that the map would go to China

(kudos to anyone who got that)

Person 2:Granted, but it is all one province (and then they make thier wish and so on so forth).

My wish
I wish that the Spartans had unrealistic/ahistorical Corinthian helmets.

**MacLiamLeah** · February 17, 2008, 04:13 PM

Granted, but they will be also wearing striped pyjamas and fight with plastic swords.

MY WISH: 4tpy for RS2.

**Ephialtes The Dog** · February 17, 2008, 05:04 PM

Granted, but RS2 will only last from 217 B.C. to 216 B.C.

My wish: that the modders weren't confined by the hardcoded limits.

**Selahedîn** · February 17, 2008, 05:33 PM

Granted, but they will create the perfect game and the world will be close to an end.

My wish: that Dacia will actually try to expand.

**icydawgfish** · February 17, 2008, 05:37 PM

Granted, but all thier heads explode due to the inability to comprehend the situation.

I wish that factions expand historically (with the exception of the player faction).

**apple** · February 17, 2008, 06:18 PM

Granted, but the player will only be enable to expand to the isles of Malta.

I wish that Rome Total War 2 will be realized tomorrow.

**Ephialtes The Dog** · February 17, 2008, 06:25 PM

Granted but you would have to spend $15,000 dollars on a new computer that is able to handle it.

My Wish: that the RS team is able to create sea battles for RS2

**cheatham** · February 17, 2008, 06:35 PM

Granted, but every faction has greek fire except you

My Wish: that R:TW wasn't just an RTS but could be played like an FPS too(sword fighting FTW

)

**pseudocaesar** · February 17, 2008, 07:33 PM

Granted, but your blind so you die anyway.

I wish that i could play the RS 2 beta.

Oh wait, i can.

**aja5191** · February 17, 2008, 07:36 PM

Granted, but only 13 of the factions are playable so far! Mwa ha ha...

I wish...DMB and EDU limits were erased.

**icydawgfish** · February 17, 2008, 08:52 PM

Granted, you find a way but CA sues you for all you're worth.

I wish the Germans would stop spazzing out in each campaign.

**dvk901** · February 17, 2008, 09:01 PM

Granted, but the Gauls overrun you and rape all your womenfolk.

**icydawgfish** · February 17, 2008, 10:02 PM

DVK, it's kind of hard to ruin your wish if you don't make one...lol

**snuggans** · February 17, 2008, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by icydawgfish

DVK, it's kind of hard to ruin your wish if you don't make one...lol

rofl.

i'll continue...

i wish they made slightly purple praetorians.

**icydawgfish** · February 17, 2008, 10:15 PM

Granted but they are Rome's only units and noone wants to use them because they think they're gay.

I wish that the AI was actually intelligent.

**Spartas Julius** · February 17, 2008, 10:21 PM

Granted and so the AI takes over the net and nukes us all :p

I wish the culture system

gota start small

**Marcus_Vipsanius** · February 17, 2008, 11:24 PM

Granted, but you have only one culture: slave

I wish I was worn in the Roman Ages.

**Spartas Julius** · February 18, 2008, 12:08 AM

Granted, as my luggage carrier

I still wish the culture was more diverse than a slave

jk jk

I WISH I was forever young

and have lived through the ages.

**MacLiamLeah** · February 18, 2008, 03:54 AM

granted, but you would be wearing a unrealistic/ ahistorical corinthian helmet,
dressed in striped pyjamas and you would be slightly purple and Marcus_Vipsanius would be your luggage carrier constantly singing german schlagers.

My wish: My computer could handle 30.000/50.000 men on the battlefield
( that would be an epic battle )