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    Well as per usual I was walking down the street past the shantys inside my nice gated community living in my guilded cage in Cape Town, so I decided to get a couple of friends togather and take a ride down to Durban, well we go, and after a long series of unfortunate events I meet some fundamentalist christan * I thought I was safe in South Africa!*

    Anyway, long arguement commenses, I win, he runs off saying I am going to hell, blah blah blah...

    Anyway, I do not understand how people can think this sort of thing. I am a generally good person, I give to charity, go to church whenever I can, be polite, ect.... its not like I am some spawn of satan who is going around rapeing and pillaging everything in sight, yet I am going to hell, its rather quite ammusing.

    I admit, I am not as well aquainted with the bible as I should be, but if religion is true does god not reward being a good person instead of mindlessly reading text....

    ☻/ This is Muhammad.
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    / \ so as to commit horrible blasphemy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman View Post
    Well as per usual I was walking down the street past the shantys inside my nice gated community living in my guilded cage in Cape Town, so I decided to get a couple of friends togather and take a ride down to Durban, well we go, and after a long series of unfortunate events I meet some fundamentalist christan * I thought I was safe in South Africa!*

    Anyway, long arguement commenses, I win, he runs off saying I am going to hell, blah blah blah...

    Anyway, I do not understand how people can think this sort of thing. I am a generally good person, I give to charity, go to church whenever I can, be polite, ect.... its not like I am some spawn of satan who is going around rapeing and pillaging everything in sight, yet I am going to hell, its rather quite ammusing.

    I admit, I am not as well aquainted with the bible as I should be, but if religion is true does god not reward being a good person instead of mindlessly reading text....
    do you committ fornication?





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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman View Post
    Well as per usual I was walking down the street past the shantys inside my nice gated community living in my guilded cage in Cape Town, so I decided to get a couple of friends togather and take a ride down to Durban, well we go, and after a long series of unfortunate events I meet some fundamentalist christan * I thought I was safe in South Africa!*

    Anyway, long arguement commenses, I win, he runs off saying I am going to hell, blah blah blah...

    Anyway, I do not understand how people can think this sort of thing. I am a generally good person, I give to charity, go to church whenever I can, be polite, ect.... its not like I am some spawn of satan who is going around rapeing and pillaging everything in sight, yet I am going to hell, its rather quite ammusing.

    I admit, I am not as well aquainted with the bible as I should be, but if religion is true does god not reward being a good person instead of mindlessly reading text....
    Where i am from they usually use this tactic because they genuinely worry about my soul. It becomes really annoying though the moment they try to use it as a scare tactic. I agree with your last sentence completely. If their god existed than he would surely have to be smart enough to judge people by how they go about their lives rather than how much religious text they've read or whatnot.

    Edit:To Mansa. What does that have to do with anything?
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    I challenge you to find a person on earth who has never :wub:d......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman View Post
    I challenge you to find a person on earth who has never :wub:d......
    you should get your mind off things that can lead to :wub:. that's why we say you should get married as soon as possible





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    Quote Originally Posted by Mansa musa View Post
    you should get your mind off things that can lead to :wub:. that's why we say you should get married as soon as possible
    wow- sigged

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman View Post
    wow- sigged
    what for?





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    Quote Originally Posted by Mansa musa View Post
    you should get your mind off things that can lead to :wub:. that's why we say you should get married as soon as possible
    Via an arranged marriage to a first cousin right Mansa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunslinger-52 View Post
    Via an arranged marriage to a first cousin right Mansa.
    nah i'm a convert. no first cousin marriages for me.





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    he runs off saying I am going to hell
    Wow, effective ministering, have the last word as you flee.

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    God doesn't care if you are a good person (in the bible) that is why the only unforgivable sin is blasphemy.

    So, yes, you and I are going to hell.
    The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days...

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    He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irishman View Post
    God doesn't care if you are a good person (in the bible) that is why the only unforgivable sin is blasphemy.

    So, yes, you and I are going to hell.
    how satanic





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    It's your god.
    The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days...

    Under the perspicacious and benevolent patronage of the great and honorable Rez and a member of S.I.N


    He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irishman View Post
    It's your god.
    nah. i don't know about that. murdering a believer is unforgiveable as well as seeing the truth and signs and still rejecting islam. polytheism is also unforgiveable unless they accept islam. unjust and tyrannical rule is also an unforgiveable sin. unless of course one embraces islam because all sins are forgiven once you do





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    argh the quote doesn't fit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman View Post
    argh the quote doesn't fit!
    Fear not, i have a strange feeling that there will be more opportunities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunslinger-52 View Post
    Fear not, i have a strange feeling that there will be more opportunities.
    undoubtely

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    You're bound for hell in at least one other religion. Best wager my ass.
    Armed with your TOMMY GUN, you are one hard boiled lug. Nobody mess with this tough guy, see?

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    Mansa Musa= posterboy for radical islam.

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    Why the aversion to the idea of hell? Can you name any cool or interesting people that will be in heaven? I'll be generous and give you six hours.

    If it's full of happy-clappy christians praising god still then I'd choose hell even if they were full and I got an upgrade to heaven free of charge.
    'When people stop believing in God, they don’t believe in nothing — they believe in anything. '

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