the broken time machine
the broken time machine
i heard this comedian on the radio say a one liner on the topic of time travel, so i thought i would elaborate. the idea is to investigate and ridicule time travel.
i bought a time machine, a while later it broke; i’ll take it to the menders tomorrow once they fixed it yesterday.
i brought a new time machine a while ago and it’s great, it never goes wrong.
my girlfriend borrowed it went back in time and said no to me when i asked her out. strangely she left me with a time machine, that’s nice i thought she says no but gives me a new time machine!
the police stopped me asking ‘is this your time machine sir’, no i replied but it will be.
the menders phoned me three weeks from now saying that i had failed to pay my bill. so i paid it yesterday.
the first time i used it i froze to death, i only went back in time a few moments to test it and i reappeared in space [due to the speed the earth and solar system move through space]. luckily moments later when i switched it on i remembered not to do that.
i got depressed once turned around in time and shot myself before i could think of it.
i went back in time 2000 years and fecked a girl called mary, luckily no one noticed.
my time machine broke again ~ it keeps doing that! this time i went to the first moment in time, i must remember to fix that exhaust, it keeps going bang when i do that.
i went back in time and killed my parents during conception of me, unfortunately my only son had a time machine too so he killed me first. the doctor asked if i wanted to choose the sex of my unborn child, i said yes make it a girl.
i pressed the random time travel button in my time machine. i pressed the random time travel button in my time machine. i pressed the random time travel button in my time machine. i pressed the random time travel button in my time machine........
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