All Roman loathing players only

[Arnspac]

I wondered if a thread consisting of any faction other than the, ugh, Romans would be of interest ?? :hmmm:

I would ask that you post anything, AAR's , screenshots or simple descriptions of any Roman situation where they get their butts kicked.

Also if you notice a particular unit or units that seems to equal or own a particular Roman unit, or units, post that also.

I would kindly ask all the Roman lovers not to post disparaging remarks ( or excuses ) in this thread.

What say ye?

I edited the title because I just found out how.

[Arnspac]

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I will start off with a lovely shot of some Roman backsides heading for the border. I quite sure they didn't even engage my Carthaginians in battle.

[♔Jean-Luc Picard♔]

well... i killed the romans. and their people got exterminated like ants in a cookie jar. i think that counts.

[Selahedîn]

My AAR consists solely of kicking roman butt, so enjoy...

[Daus Maximus Jade]

I love Rome, but that doesnt mean I dont stage situations when Rome loses... even in custom battles So count me in somewhat

[Brusilov]

Some people need to look at the forum and would then realize that players do use factions other than Rome.

[Arnspac]

Some people need to look at the forum and would then realize that players do use factions other than Rome.

Yes I am well aware of that fact. However I simply want this thread anti-Rome. As stated at the start.

[snuggans]

in a river near illyria, where the water was low enough to cross on foot, i made a bridge over the water using hamata-clad bodies of dead romans which fell to a well positioned phalanx.

[Faridus]

thank you for having this thread especially for the Roman hating Roman playing players playing hating Roman non Roman playing non hating Roman hating playing non hating non Roman players.

did i get that one right?

[Lucotius]

I demand to hurl this condemned soul down from the Tarpeium, drag the smashed body through the town and throw it into the Tiber!

[Brusilov]

I demand to hurl this condemned soul down from the Tarpeium, drag the smashed body through the town and throw it into the Tiber!

I think with an attitude like that you should be put in a bag with a cat and thrown in the Tiber......

[rory o'kane]

if only that were possible...

[Nellup]

Well the Tiber still exists, so who says its not possible.

I don't think this thread will get much support, because even those who prefer a different faction don't outright hate Rome - I much prefer Macedon but have played several campaigns as Rome and do quite enjoy it.

Although having said this: Here is an entire Roman army running away:

[Bebbe]

I do not HATE the romans , I just like the other factions more

[Nordmann]

What's all this then, it seems I've stumbled upon a room full of anti-Roman conspirators...*draws Gladius*

[Gaius Georgeus]

Ad Nellup - Vibius Maxentius dead? What a terrible news...Whole Rome will cry in his memory and then celebrate his heroic death...

Ad Arnspac - I would watch your back if I were you...Luca the killer, my talented, hm, crisis manager, only very rarely misses his target...Such speeches wont be tolerated for long, my legions are gathered to severely punished those, who would dare to speak about hatred in connection with the Everlasting city, so posters, make up your mind... And your body can soon hang along Via Apia...

[Nellup]

Ad Nellup - Vibius Maxentius dead? What a terrible news...Whole Rome will cry in his memory and then celebrate his heroic death...

One sign you play RS too much: you can name a starting character by seeing their portrait.

[Gaius Georgeus]

One sign you play RS too much: you can name a starting character by seeing their portrait.

Well mate, I have a photo optical store...I can tell you how Titus Maxentius looks like, Gnaeus Maxentius, Oppius Maxentius, Lentulus Maxentius, Marcellus Maxentius, but also Gaius Polybius, Nero Agriccola or Augustus Brutus etc. etc. I know my whole family. You dont? Then you should be ashamed Just for your info, Ive spent 1 hour playing RS in last three days...The rest I divide into my other interests - women, family, work and studies...And of course, RS2 economy and happiness model...

[Nellup]

Well mate, I have a photo optical store...I can tell you how Titus Maxentius looks like, Gnaeus Maxentius, Oppius Maxentius, Lentulus Maxentius, Marcellus Maxentius, but also Gaius Polybius, Nero Agriccola or Augustus Brutus etc. etc. I know my whole family. You dont? Then you should be ashamed Just for your info, Ive spent 1 hour playing RS in last three days...The rest I divide into my other interests - women, family, work and studies...And of course, RS2 economy and happiness model...

I don't recognise half those names, it seems that my characters always meet an untimely death before they can have children.

[Lucius Tiberius Vorenus]

Sniveling Barbarian slave girl: "master.. what is best in life?"

Roman: "To crush your enemies, see the driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women"




All you "Barbarians" shall bow your heads to Roman might! All roads lead to Rome!.. not Parthia, not Carthage.... ROME ladies!