Kingdom of heaven

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  1. kittenslayer said:

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    Who's seen it? I think the movie is pretty boring with the Orlando heavy scenes. But the fighting is awsome (see all the stuff on MTW2 for real ) and scenes with Saladin is cool as well.
     
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    Kryzantine said:

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    I've seen it. Some of the scenes are pretty cool, like the battles. Tiberius (aka Raymond III of Tripoli) is cool. King Baldwin is a badass. Saladin is awesome, Nasir is cool. Balian is gay.
     
  3. kittenslayer said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kryzantine View Post
    Balian is gay.
    Orlando need to stick to playing pansy characters. Go back to Troy I say!!!
     
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    Cyrus the Virus said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by kittenslayer View Post
    Orlando need to stick to playing pansy characters. Go back to Troy I say!!!
    Not sure I wanted him there either, nor Pitt I think.

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  5. kittenslayer said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyrus the Virus View Post
    Not sure I wanted him there either, nor Pitt I think.
    Nah man, Brad Pitt rules.
     
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    Cyrus the Virus said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by kittenslayer View Post
    Nah man, Brad Pitt rules.
    I never wanted him in an epic film, don't think he fits in there.
    Like him better in Spy Game IE.

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    Templar Knight said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kryzantine View Post
    I've seen it. Some of the scenes are pretty cool, like the battles. Tiberius (aka Raymond III of Tripoli) is cool. King Baldwin is a badass. Saladin is awesome, Nasir is cool. Balian is gay.
    dude Balain is not gay didnt you see the sex scene in the movie?


    on a side note they should have had Russle Crow play Balian

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    jarnomiedema said:

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    I agree. Orlando Bloom was a big, big casting mistake. I really don't understand it. Didn't Ridley Scott realize sometime during filming that something wasn't quite right?

    At the very least, they could've tried to stick a bit more with the historical Balian of Ibelin. And even if they didn't and still proceded with this storyline, they should've at least gone with an older actor with experience for the main character.. I mean, I thought Edward Norton (King Baldwin! ) Liam Neeson, Jeremy Irons, Brendan Gleeson and Ghassan Massoud were all amazing, but whenever Orlando Bloom popped up I couldn't help but sigh..

    The other actors really outclassed Bloom and that shows very clearly on screen, which is a shame..



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  9. kittenslayer said:

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    I usually went to the toilet or get some snacks to eat when it's mainly Orlandon the screen
     
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    Pontifex Maximus said:

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    I associate Bloom with like...a gay wimpy elf. not exactly the Hero type. The movie itself was great. I loved the diseased King of Jerusalem and Salahadin. Epic battle scenes. Lovely. Not to mention the fact that I agree with everything they say about religion.
     
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    hellheaven1987 said:

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    Ya, King Balwin is pretty cool in the movie, same as Saladin.
     
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    Juno said:

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    I want a movie that's all battle, no bull.


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  13. removeduser_4563362 said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juno View Post
    I want a movie that's all battle, no bull.
    300
     
  14. kittenslayer said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Church View Post
    300
    I've read the graphic novel, pretty gay actually.
     
  15. removeduser_4563362 said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by kittenslayer View Post
    I've read the graphic novel, pretty gay actually.


    I'm sorry, but that's just the way I feel about it.
     
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    Pontifex Maximus said:

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    Take a trip to Iraq, sit down in Baghdad and wait
     
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    hellheaven1987 said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Pontifex_ View Post
    Take a trip to Iraq, sit down in Baghdad and wait
    Lol, Congo is better I suppose.

    You can even join the battle if you want.
     
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    Pontifex Maximus said:

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    Darfur...Kenya...
     
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    hellheaven1987 said:

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    I don't think there is "battle" in Kenya now (riot is far from actual hostile action), same as Darfur (skirmish all day, but no one dare to fight when UN is there, Arab just dare to starve Black African).

    Congo is completely different story, more than ten gureilla groups + Congo Army + UN Peacekeepers + Rwanda Miltary + many local militia + mercenaries + National Park rangers (don't ask me why they fight, perhaps for protecting gorillas). People may care about Darfur, but few people even heard the Great African War which ended few years ago and produce no result (not to mention 3 million civilians casualty + massive rape + blood diamond).

    In fact, one month ago Congo Army, under UN support, just launched a massive campaign against one group of tutsi gureilla group, and shamefully pushed back by gureillas.
     
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    Pontifex Maximus said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by hellheaven1987 View Post
    I don't think there is "battle" in Kenya now (riot is far from actual hostile action), same as Darfur (skirmish all day, but no one dare to fight when UN is there, Arab just dare to starve Black African).

    Congo is completely different story, more than ten gureilla groups + Congo Army + UN Peacekeepers + Rwanda Miltary + many local militia + mercenaries + National Park rangers (don't ask me why they fight, perhaps for protecting gorillas). People may care about Darfur, but few people even heard the Great African War which ended few years ago and produce no result (not to mention 3 million civilians casualty + massive rape + blood diamond).

    In fact, one month ago Congo Army, under UN support, just launched a massive campaign against one group of tutsi gureilla group, and shamefully pushed back by gureillas.
    you forgot child soldiers