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Thread: Oh dear- a turkish sultanate AAR (sort of)

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    This AAR is basically the main reason I'm going to try this mod out now, heh. +rep and all that, if you're still around.

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    One of the first AARs i ever read back in the day.

    I remember that this made me stay up too late and be tired in school. Well worth it!

    If you're still out there, Thank you.

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    DevrimJan's Avatar Semisalis
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    Guys, notenome's back!
    My rig.

    Gainward GTX 570
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    Ok, this thread is over.
    My list of most anticipated mods:

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    Visarion's Avatar Alexandros
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    Default Re: Oh dear- a turkish sultanate AAR (sort of)

    Quote Originally Posted by notenome View Post
    Part 7: Maybe he's just confused?

    Konya 1180

    Arslan- Many lands have I conquered during my rule, but it is not by conquest alone that sultans are judged. As such I have written a series of edicts, to be set in stone and placed in all the cities of my empire. These shall be known as the Edicts of Arslan the Great!
    Vizier- You mean Arslan the Fugly?
    Arslan- One more word and you'll be our next 'envoy' to the Kypchaks. Apparently the last one had marvellous judgement, if not particularly good taste.
    Vizier- *whistles* I... uh... have a .... food in the ... oven. Gotta go!
    Arslan- That's more like it. *clears throat* My first edict is that it is the inalienable right of every man-
    Malik- Or woman
    Arslan- ...to rid himself-
    Malik- Or herself
    Arslan- ... enough corrections ok son?
    Malik- Or daughter
    Arslan- ... *nervous cough* ... so, uh, where was I? ... It is the birthright of every man-
    Malik- Or woman
    Arslan- Why don't you shut up about women Malik? I can't even remember what my damn edict was.
    Malik- Women have a perfect right to play a part in our society, father.
    Arslan- Why are you always on about women?
    Malik- .... I want to be one.

    -dead silence-

    Arslan- What?
    Malik- I want to be a woman. From now on I want you to call me Loretta.
    Arslan- WHAT???
    Malik- It's my right as a man.
    Arslan- But why, why would you want to be Loretta, Malik?
    Malik- I want to have babies
    Arslan- *shrieking* You want to have babies?!?
    Malik- It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
    Arslan- But you can't have babies!
    Malik- Don't you oppress me!!! *runs out of the room crying*
    Vizier- Congratulations on being the first sultan in history to have an emo for a son.
    Arslan- I hope Kypchaks like the taste of vizier.
    Vizier- *gulp*




    It's an AAR and bug report thread too!

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    nice!

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