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    Ugh thats real bad.
    These fine gentlemen's have thanks to their consistent idiotic posts have earned their place on my ignore list: mrmouth, The Illusionist, motiv-8, mongrel, azoth, thorn777 and elfdude. If you want to join their honourable rank you just have to post idiotic posts and you will get there in no time.

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    Hmm. How could they have known really..?
    Bad for them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyrus the Virus View Post
    Hmm. How could they have known really..?
    Bad for them.
    Sounds fake... you can tell how genetically close you are to someone. IIRC theres 8 immunity genes or so... having three in comon(its gradual) or more make the girl/boy smell quite bad.

    Girl meets boy, girl falls in love with boy, girl finds out its her brother. Not going to happen.

    Also Exarch... I'd totally do your cousin to make you jealous (I'd do her anyway... she's hawt).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkarbiter View Post
    Also Exarch... I'd totally do your cousin to make you jealous (I'd do her anyway... she's hawt).

    suits me fine, so long as i can do your cousin too. she sounds hawt too!
    @nutsack
    so??

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    That hardly matters. If the Gods could have it, why can't the humans?
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    Wow, that's hardcore...
    If I can't cheat, how will I get through school???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Annaeus View Post
    That hardly matters. If the Gods could have it, why can't the humans?
    Biological problems. If they had children, they would turn out wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roman Clone View Post
    Biological problems. If they had children, they would turn out wrong.
    What if they adopted?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roman Clone View Post
    Biological problems. If they had children, they would turn out wrong.
    I think inbreeding is unlikely to cause genetic problems until the second generation of inbreeding, but this might only be the case with guinea pigs.
    Last edited by mocker; January 12, 2008 at 07:12 PM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mocker View Post
    I think inbreeding is unlikely to cause genetic problems until the second generation of inbreeding, but this might only be the case with guinea pigs.
    It wasn't uncommon for Egyptian Pharaohs to have their sister be one of their wives. So I'm assuming they didn't have deformed children because then they obviously wouldn't be husband and wife. I've made out with my first cousin and I don't think it's wrong at all.

    I believe this twin couple should decide for themselves, although if it is proven that twins will most likely have deformed children I hope they don't have unprotected sex, because then others might have to pay extra tax on their retarded child .


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nutsack View Post
    It wasn't uncommon for Egyptian Pharaohs to have their sister be one of their wives. So I'm assuming they didn't have deformed children because then they obviously wouldn't be husband and wife. I've made out with my first cousin and I don't think it's wrong at all.

    I believe this twin couple should decide for themselves, although if it is proven that twins will most likely have deformed children I hope they don't have unprotected sex, because then others might have to pay extra tax on their retarded child .
    So... are you saying that incest is okay then?

    After all, if it's okay for them, then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nutsack View Post
    It wasn't uncommon for Egyptian Pharaohs to have their sister be one of their wives. So I'm assuming they didn't have deformed children because then they obviously wouldn't be husband and wife. I've made out with my first cousin and I don't think it's wrong at all.
    how exactly does one get into a hot session of liplocking with their own cousin? did u enjoy it?



    I believe this twin couple should decide for themselves, although if it is proven that twins will most likely have deformed children I hope they don't have unprotected sex, because then others might have to pay extra tax on their retarded child
    the probability of having a retarded child if u have sex with ur sister is 1/4.
    that doesnt necessarily mean they're going to automatically have a down's sydnrome kid. nor does it necessarily mean that if they have 4 kdis, one of them'll be retarded.
    anyhoo, in the case of the couple in q, whatever their disgust, they cant deny the 'irresistible attraction' they initially had, i say they should do whatever they want. if they want to remain a couple, i say let them. it's not like wat they're doing is impacting on me life anyway. there'll always be retarded children, even from ppl unrelated to each other....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roman Clone View Post
    Biological problems. If they had children, they would turn out wrong.
    That was a tongue-in-cheek comment.

    Studies have shown in the past that there's less than 1/2 probability of a normal child's birth in case of incest between two siblings. In fact, father-daughter and brother-sister unions result in inbreeding four times as intense as first-cousin marriages. The risks generally include recessive disorders and congenital malformations. Some of them include homocystinuria, adiposogenital syndrome, congenital ichthyosis, retinitis pigmentosa, deaf-mutism and mental retardation. Moreover, there have been cases of cystic fibrosis and glycogen-storage disease, both being recessive disorders, and also, Fallot's tetralogy and bilateral cleft lip, both being congential malformations. Furthermore, the mentally retarded born due to such associations exhibit an IQ in the range of 60 to 80, which cannot be considered normal. Also, homozygous genes, i.e., the possession of two identical genes at the corresponding loci of two homologous chromosomes, result in serious disorders and even death in the utero. For more info, see here. However, the evidences that suggest these are not very affirmative. But even then, the risks still exist.
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    Wow. That sucks. I can't imagine marrying someone then being told later that she's my sister
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    I heard that this happened to the White Stripes.

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    man how gutting, though from a psyhcological point of view i can see how they fell in love not knowing the truth.

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    My wires are all crossed at the news.

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    Their father is Darth Vladmir, though they do not know this yet and will not till the male gets in an epic battle and is nearly killed fighting him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Man With No Name View Post
    Their father is Darth Vladmir, though they do not know this yet and will not till the male gets in an epic battle and is nearly killed fighting him.
    But he'll learn later that it wasn't his father's fault they got in a fight - there's something even more evil behind the scenes - Emperor Stalin.

    At any rate, it looks like it's time to look for new love again for those people.

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