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    Default [RTR AAR] Sons of Woden, Rise up and Fight the Phonecians!

    Note: This is an unabashed repost from the now-dormant (ie. dead) RTR boards. This project is brought to you by the letters P, A, N, N, O, N, I, A, and N, in exactly that order, and the number one thousand three hundred and thirty seven.


    This will be updated as often as I get files from pan, and feel free to leave comment, praise, the souls of loved ones, and the like. And rep, but whatever. I do this for the community .

    Hope y'all enjoy!
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    So this is my second attempt at an AAR, and the first Germanic campaign I have ever played.

    House rules are generally the same as in my previous AAR (The Sarmatian Chronicles), except for the rule about no unprovoked wars.

    EDIT::: For convenience, I have copied and pasted those rules here.
    1) played on H/H
    2) no un-provoked wars (except for rebels) <---This was canceled.
    3) FOW on
    4) no cheats
    5) no bribing settlements or characters
    6) no battle timer
    7) no assassins
    8) use spies only for scouting, not to open gates, etc.
    9) no fleets, except to break blockades or act as ferries
    10) no offering alliances, ceasefires,, but MAY offer and demand trade rights, map info, and protectorate-ship
    11) in the event of a siege, must sally on the first turn, unless one of my armies is nearby to attack the besieging army <---This was canceled.
    12) when sieging, must attack and try to attack the city the first turn possible <---This was canceled.
    13) large unit size
    14) PE 1.6 with MetroNaval Mod.
    15) continuing or ending battles after winning will be totally dependant on my army's current casualty rate is, as well as how my heavy cavalry is faring

    So, for many years the Germanic tribes have felt pressure from the Gauls. They have sensed the growing disdain of the Gauls for the warful Germans, and had initiated many wars between the rivaling factions. The Germans had had enough of the Gauls, and rashly decided to leave totally. From 280 until the autumn of 277, the Germans had streached their economy to the limit, squeezing all they could from the villiagers who they would later desert. From 277 until 273, there was a resurgance of interest in the military, possibly because hardy young men wanted to wxplore the world. Little did they know that they would probably never set foot on their homelands again. In the summer of 273, all of the towns were exacuated of soldiers, and all buildings that could be demolished for money were. In the fall, the fleet was ready, and the two large Germanic armies were ready to leave for new lands.



    Now, earlier, a diplomat had come from our noble allies, the Romans, and had described fertile lands, and a great city that was once ruled over py the powerful queen Dido, and her lover Aneas, until he left her. This was the land towards which the Germans would direct their fleet.

    The Germanic faction leader, Arminus, had decided to leaave his least favorite grandson to guard the last remaining city that he wanted to keep in Germania, just for safety.



    And with that, the Germans sailed forth from their homeland. AS they sailed away, Arminus looked back. He knew that he would never live to see his birthplace again, or the great shrine to his father Meriadoc the Great, or the little river that flowed through his land.

    A tear fell, and he turned away. It was time for war.
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    After they left from Germania, the Germans pilliaged the western Gallic coast, and the northern part of Iberia.



    The ships were navigated carefully along the western edge of Iberia, so that they wouldn't fall off the face of the Earth. It was at this point that Arminus decided to prove a wager to his men that the world was, indeed, spherical, and not a cube (psh, what a noob). He sailed towards the fine line in a rowboat, and suddenly vanished. A crew was sent out in another rowboat to see if Arminius had been covered in fog, or if he had indeed fallen off the face of the Earth. Unfortunately, it was the latter. Here, Ariogaisus was crowned King of Germania.



    The sailing from the Straight of Gibraltar was smooth, and the Gremans caught a glimpse of the Carthagenian coast.



    However, the Roman diplomat had said that the city of Carthage, the hub of the Carthagenian Empire, was on the tip of Africa nearset to Sicily. Ariogaisus did not heed the words of the Roman, and instead disembarked as soon as he could between the cities of Hippo Regius and Utica, both of which were unwalled and unprepared for a massive naval invasion.



    Ariogaisus led his army against the city of Hippo Regius in the summer of 269, and expected to crush these new foes easily.



    Next: What happens?

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    Ariogaisus decided to attack the city as soon as he could, because the treasury was plunging farther and farther into debt (feels like im playing EB here ).

    The Franka Gathsaz were molded into one huge unit, and easily surrounded and crushed a unit of Liby-Phonecian spearmen.



    The other two units of spearmen, as well as the General's Bodyguard, were waiting for the Germans in the center of the city. So, the group of Franka Gathsaz were end down one alley, and all the other troops down another pathway to the center. As they walked through the city, the Germans marveled at the construction of these new buildings, and how little insulation they seemed to have. Also, they appeared to be very immobile, so they could obviously not be taken with the tribe when they were forced to flee quickly from their homes. When they got to the center, the spearmen were completely engulfed, and taken to their deaths.





    The same thing was done to the town of Utica, and the new German Empire was formed.



    Next: The Battle for Carthage








    So apparently I'm way too unoraganized, as I seem to have lost the pictures for this battle <_< . But the result was good.



    In Germania, left all by himslef, Vannius had gone absolutely bonkers. When a rebel captain came into the city, asking i fhe could have it, Vannius happily complied. He walked out towards the fishing villiage, thinking he could rule over the inhabitants there, but the Rebels found him, and fored him to fight.



    The odds were heavily against him, but Vannius was not in the least bit hindered by this. Instead, in the battle, he immdiately charged and army roughly 150 times larger that his bodyguard, repeatedly.



    Obviously he lost, but Vannius was able to take some down with him.



    Vannius died shortly thereafter, and the twin cities of Utica and Hippo Regius were shouldered with providing for nearly two stacks of warriors, in an extreme climate. Ariogaisus knew that the nation was plunging further and futher into debt, and disbanding troops was no longer a viable option. So, the only other option was to capture the heart of the Carthagenians, as origionally proposed by the Romans.



    Next: The Battle for Carthago
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    The Battle for Carthage was about to commence, but Chariomerus decided to play it to his advantage and not attack until nightfall. The towers of the Carthagenians were just as deadly at night, however, and at the beginning of the battle, Chariomerus sent all of his men running through the open gate.



    There were two easily accessible ways to the center of the city, where Bodmelqart's army was standing. Chariomerus split his army, and surrounded the Carthagenian soldiers in the center of the town.



    Dido would no longer protect them. There was much rejoicing in the town, as the Carthagenian soldiers were killed to a man.





    With the capturing of Carthago, and the dispersal of many of its inhabitants, the German empire looked as if it was going to get back into the black.



    The next turn, the Carthagenians had sent a small army, evidently to try and recapture Hippo Regius.



    They were beaten back easily, but the Germans knew that they needed to alter their strategy to defeat the Carthagenians with smaller losses.



    The very turn after that, another army was sent to recapture Hippo Regius. When will they learn to respect the heroism of the Germanic tribes?!



    The Carthagenians were cowardly, and started to run from the battlefield as soon as the Germans got close.



    However, the unit closest to the Germans as they chased put up a "last stand" right at the edge of the battlefield, thereby semi-redeeming their honor.



    Nonetheless, they still broke, and the day belonged to the Germans.



    Next: I don't know! Give me some suggestions!





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    So that's it for this time 'round kiddies, there will be more once pannonian gets me more of the story back from the old forums. Hope you enjoy!

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    Very, very, nice Aj...How about a complete conquest of 'Africa', or the whole southern part of the map spreading out from Carthage?

    hhmmm, might have to get my own AAR's going again...Anywho...Great work!

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    Some comments.

    That's the most ridiculous story intro I've ever heard, but I have to give you props on the migration choice. This is gonna be cool. - Musopticon2

    I thought Britain would have been a more likely choice, but this oughta be interesting. What if your ships are sunk? Hehe, that'd be a short and sweet AAR. Good luck. - RyanDefr

    LOL, I love how your king fell off the face of the earth. Needed an explanation of death did we? This is gonna be one interesting campaign. Probably a hard one too. - Aliksandr

    This is sooooo weird...like RTR on mushrooms...I love it! - Funkme2

    This is probably the most freaky aar since the Tetris one but what the heck, barbarians in furs in the desert, could it be better?? - MasterOfThessus

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    The next battle would be for Hadrumentum, which would complete the seizure of the Carthagenian homelands.


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    The enemy was heavily outnumbered: time would only tell if the Germans could stand the heat of a Punic summer.

    As they crashed through the gates, the Carthagenian phalanx was holding, but being flanked and reflanked was not the way for a phalanx to survive.


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    Thus, the Punic Skirmishers on the wall were forced to come down and try to aid their brethern in the defence of the remnant of their homeland.


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    This part of the battle was easy, but the phalanxes in the center were harder to break through, resulting in unacceptable losses in the German army. The city was captured, however, and its inhabitants dispersed.


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    And so looked the Germanic holdings.


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    Where to next?

    Somewhere that could easily trade with all of the Germanic holdings, and prefferably ill-defended. The solution?


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    Caralis also served for a freat base for further operations in Europe.

    As the battle started, the Germanic troops ran into the city and engulfed the phalanx that came out to meet them.


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    After that, the remaining phalanx was swallowed by the Germans, and the conquest of Caralis was over.


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    After this, the holdings were not much different, except for the increased production in all of the cities.


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    THe next turn, a Carthagenian army came out of nowhere and sieged Hadrumentum. The Gernan reply was to take a hodgepodge of troops from around the empire and lead an attack on the army.


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    The Carthagenian troops were not very well-trained, and broke easily. This charge by Tudrus broke the last phalanx, essentially ending the battle.


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    Then, all that was left to do was mop up the battlefield and search for any survivors. The Carthagenians would not make the mistake of trying to retake one of their lost citiees anytime soon, if they were smart.


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    Tudrus took the army he had just defeated the Carthagenians with and went to attack the Carthagenians' new capital, Thaspus.


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    The Samonae Sachaz went bezerk and were able to take out most of the Carthagenian army.


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    Tudrus once again won easily.


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    And finally, the Germanic empire in the Winter of 266.


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    Next: Again, I don't know. Suggestions???
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    Closing in on your 1000th post aja

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    @ MoT
    Yeah, I'm getting close, but I had to start form 0 just about a year ago, as opposed to at the old forums, where I had something like 700 when they went down. Those were good times, and this AAR got to like #19 all time or something. And I was getting so close too!.

    Back to the story, however....
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    Sorry to disappoint, but the Germanic Empire will just defend itself for now, in Africa.

    For example, here's a Carthagenian army looking to take Hippo Regius again.


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    As the battle started, the general's cavalry went out to rout the skirmishers quickly, so that they could concentrate on the enemy's cavalry.


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    The cavalry were quickly surrounded in our cavalry, and routed. We continued to chase them to the edge of the map, where they were killed.


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    Victory was sweet to our warriors.


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    That same turn, an army came to attack Tudrus' newly-reinforced city, Thaspus.


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    Victory was easy and quick. The Germans were quickly learning the Carthagenian way of fighting, and its weaknesses. There would be no more victories with slim margins in kill-to casualty. Battles would turn into massacres.


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    In Northern Africa, Carolus took the liberty of hiring some mercinaries that fit the Germanic style of fighting, because the treasury allowed it, and there were larger armies around Hippo Regius that would nto be able to be stopped by two units of General's Bodyguard.


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    Carolus took this newly-formed army and attacked the Carthagenian army just to the west of Hippo Regius.


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    Muttines' skirmishers were quickly the last ones standing, and found themselves running as fast as they could away from the German army.


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    A reinforcement army had been sent to deal with the rebels outside of Carthago.


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    Of course, the victory was short, sweet, and to the point.


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    A wee bit of a tease - I haven't even fought this battle yet!

    Vannius had NOT died, he just stopped replying to any messages sent to him from the African empire. Therefore, he thought that it was his obligation/destiny to re-establish the Germanic empire where it had been. The only problem with this was that the Macedonians had already taken over the former German homelans. Vannius did the most logical thing after that, and attacked a city as close to the old homelands as he could get. He used the cash that had been earned from the internal trade in the African empire to fund his mercenary army, and prepared to gain his 'first' city.


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    Next: Battle for Vicus Gothi!

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    Any chance we could see an new AAR from you? It was ages since I last followed an decent one....

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    Just for you, MoT, I changed my siggie, complete with a link to my new AAR, on RS.

    You should check it out .

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    Love darling, it's nothing but pure love One post left!

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    Well, past bashing LOLCats spam, I could think of nothing better to do with my 1,000th post then to update here!

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    At the start of the battle, Vannius sent his new mercinaries directly into the Gunderic's forces, routing them quickly and easily.


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    When they reached the crest of the hill in the town, Gunderic had many horsemen and infantrymen waiting for the Germans, but they were quickly surrounded by our superior numbers.



    Vannius was surprised as any of the others at the final result of the battle.



    And so, the Germanic Empire was reestablished in Germania.



    Meanwhile, in Africa, the Carthaginians attempted to take back Thaspus, even with fewer and worse troops than before.



    One unit of Liby-Phonecian spearmen were quickly distracted and charged from behind by the cavalry.



    The other unit was surrounded from all four sides and then hacked apart as they tried to run away.



    In fact, after this unit was killed, the Semonae Sachaz were so zealous about killing Carthaginians that they decided to chase them off into the desert.



    At the end of the day, it was clear who the victor was.



    After seeing the Carthaginians destroyed time after time, and Germania recaptured by Vannius, the Macedonians had decided that having an alliance with the Germanic tribes was a waste of time.




    With the Macedonians now enemies of the Germans, two cities in the North had decided that they would rather be under the reign of their fellow Germans than the alien Macedonians.



    Now, the Macedonians had decided to attack Vicus Gothi, as they said they would. The Germans were outnumbered and outclassed but would stand strong to defend their lands.



    After the Sarmatian Cavalry had used all of their arrows, the only logical thing to do was to charge the Macedonians.



    The Sarmatians, not used to physical combat, routed, and left Vannius standing as the only man on the battlefield. Vannius went to surrender hoo(u)rably to the Macedonian general, but as he walked to the city he was speared through the torso by a Macedonian, and fell soflty on the snow-coverd ground, dead before he hit the snow.



    After the Macedonians had taken over Vicus Gothi, the Romans, still allies, had landed an army on the Beaches near Caralis, probably for invasion. Sesithacus took no risks, and hired all of the mercinaries available.



    Then, he attacked the Roman army.



    Victory is sweet.



    With the Latin wars started, the Germans decided to take the first action and attack the Roman outpost at Malta.



    Athanaric took his cavalry around a different way into the city, and when the Principes were involved in attacking the rest of Athanaric's troops, he charged right into their unprotected flank.



    There was much celebration on the new island, as the city was plundered and the women raped in conquest.



    These Romans are not as great as we once heard! They die on our swords like all other men.


    Next: On to Roma?

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    Nobody?

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    I'm waiting for the next instalment!
    See the successor campaign to TIC!
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    Well, in that case....






    For this update I will be taking a different approach, more similar to that of Beanjitsu and Artaserse. Just messing around

    at this point to see what I feel comfortable writing in.

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    Ah, the cities of Greece. The whores are good there, so I hear, and we will have much use for them. Why, hello. I am the one who will telling you the story from now on(and plus, it's easier to tell a story in the present tense ).


    I am Ricgard, the immortal diplomat of Germania. I remember the good old days back in Germany where the women and game were plentiful (but nobody really bothered with the game ). I was left behind in Germania when the ships left for the lands of Carthage, so I was forced to walk the entire distance (*******s). Alone.

    And where was I? Ah yes, the cities of the Greeks. Good whores, I hear, and they will become full when Ricgard gets to them! But first, we must capture them! And to capture, what do we need? (Shout from the audience) AIDS! Uh no. Sir, you are a retard. What we need is an army! And who better to lead our army than our glorious faction leader Ariogaisus!



    But first, we had to get rid of these damn Romans!



    One turn, they come begging at our coattails for a ceasefire, then on the next land an army to attack one of our cities!

    These Romans are not to be trusted, methinks. They must be crushed into the dust time and time again, so that they will not pose a threat to our proud people anymore.



    Their main forces attacked outs, but their skirmishers decided to attack from afar, like cowards. Well, if it was contact that they were attempting to avoid, it is contact that they shall receive! Sesithacus kicked his horse into a gallop and plowed into their skirmishers, "Velites," they call them.



    After killing them, Sesithacus decided to help out his army, and charged ferociously into the Roman flank, manned by men they called "Principes".



    After the Romans were enveloped on three sides, Sesithacus took the initiative and charged dirsctly into the backs of the unprotected Romans, who were devastated.



    Victory is expected at this point.



    Next, another Carthaginian army attempted to capture Utica. Hopefully they too would litter the earth with their carcasses baking in the sun of the African plains.



    As he prepared for battle, Hariulfus noticed that the Carthaginian general was more than partial to his Berber Javilinmen, a fact that he could easily take advantage of. Hariulfus' more mobile cavalry contingent had a very easy time flanking and charging their undefended backs.



    Only too easy.



    Finally, Ariogaisus' army had landed in their destination, right outside of Sparta, and prepared to take the city. One major thing that Ariogaisus noticed was the distinct lack of walls in such a vital city as Sparta was to the Greeks when they inhabited it, and the Macedonians, once they took over. It would make for a distinct advantage for Ariogaisus' forces.



    When the city fell, the rejoicing lasted for days. And as for me, I was able to enjoy the Spartan whores, about whom I have heard so much. (Side note: Totally worth it!)

    Where to next? Roma?

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    I get out of school from exams today, so I should have another update or two up tomorrow/today and this weekend.

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    Enjoyable, but mental AAR. Hope the exams went well.

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    I'm not sure where this has gone... (I'm posting 6 months after the last post!!!), but I think you should have an end to the campaign where the Germans recapture their homeland, and it's incredible because the great-great-great-great grandsons of the original pioneers have found this land of which stories have been passed down through the generation getting vauger and vauger

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