A Vagina with Teeth

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    Tajir said:

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    Goodness gracious, is this what cinema has come to? Is this it?

    Where are the Godfathers of our day, the Forrest Gumps of our day, the American History Xs of our day, the Platoons of our day. What is going on? Last year was okay with Borat, The Departed, and other excellent films, but this fall and winter, its utter crap the films being produced.

     
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    God-Emperor of Mankind said:

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    They really couldn't think of anything else could they ??
     
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    Kamos said:

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    lmao this has to be some kind of joke right?
     
  4. removeduser_426582376423734 said:

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    When was Superbad? Iconic teen comedy film, right there.
     
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    I think I'll produce a film about a gay Taiwanese basketball star who poops out eggs whenever he makes a basket.

    That ought to be in tune with today's new 'film crew.'















    ...pathetic motherfixers.

     
  6. Medicus said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dahir View Post
    http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809426687/info

    Goodness gracious, is this what cinema has come to? Is this it?
    Kill it. Kill it with fire.

     
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    Why does everyone jump on saying its ridiculous? Seems like a decent horror movie, have you seen the trailer? I dont know but an eating vagina with teeths seems pretty scary to me.

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  8. Medicus said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hattori View Post
    Why does everyone jump on saying its ridiculous? Seems like a decent horror movie, have you seen the trailer? I dont know but an eating vagina with teeths seems pretty scary to me.
    Just think about that for a minute.

    I dont know but an eating vagina with teeths seems pretty scary to me.
    If it was for the lulz, maybe, maybe it breaks even. Since it's supposed to be horror... fail. Instant fail.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The Doctor~ View Post
    Just think about that for a minute.
    Imagine alien robots invading earth and transforming into cars, now just think about that for a minute. Ridiculous isnt it?

    If it was for the lulz, maybe, maybe it breaks even. Since it's supposed to be horror... fail. Instant fail.
    Depends on how the director handles it. Teeths in a vagina is actually part of many folklore myths you know, so I suppose the idea comes from there, besides, its getting good reviews from the screenings.

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  10. Medicus said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hattori View Post
    Imagine alien robots invading earth and transforming into cars, now just think about that for a minute. Ridiculous isnt it?
    Almost as ridiculous as a machine that can move effortlessly through time and space.

    I still think it'll suck.

     
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    Centurion-Lucius-Vorenus said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hattori View Post
    Why does everyone jump on saying its ridiculous? Seems like a decent horror movie, have you seen the trailer? I dont know but an eating vagina with teeths seems pretty scary to me.
    It sounds like something out of the japense film tetsuo.
     
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    zznɟ ǝɥʇ said:

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    10 bucks this is a remake of some Japanese horror movie.
     
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    LSJ said:

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    This cannot be scary. Disgusting, perhaps. Disappointing as well, since the vagina has teeth.
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fuzz View Post
    10 bucks this is a remake of some Japanese horror movie.
    Here are your 10 bucks sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hattori View Post
    American cinema is getting too predictable these days, and worse yet is they're taking cues from the Japanese, who in their own right, make some pretty crap movies.

    Americans should take a cue from the European, Latin American, or Middle Eastern film communities; those are some of the finest movie-making groups in the world today. I rarely see the East Asian crowd doing something other than horror or anything macabre-inspired. Bunch of weirdos in cinema circles.

     
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    Oswald von Wolkenstein said:

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    The Vagina dentata is a symbol older than Jesus (literally) it has staying power and people obvious respond to it or wouldn't have been around so long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dahir View Post
    http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809426687/info

    Goodness gracious, is this what cinema has come to? Is this it?

    Where are the Godfathers of our day, the Forrest Gumps of our day, the American History Xs of our day, the Platoons of our day. What is going on? Last year was okay with Borat, The Departed, and other excellent films, but this fall and winter, its utter crap the films being produced.
    Freud would be happy he is quoted though, he was rather into self-importance.
     
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    It sounds like a call to misogynist men worldwide to respect the power of the pussy. Sounds like a good idea. They are our grannies, mothers, sisters and daughters after all, and we have no right to do them wrong.
     
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    Niles Crane said:

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    Well, I'm about as hard as a wet sponge.
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marquis de Sade View Post
    Well, I'm about as hard as a wet sponge.
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