satan Vs The great satan... FIGHT

**humvee2800** · December 25, 2007, 02:14 PM

Showdown time

MORTTTALLL KOMBAT

Well who heres is taking bets on who, for the ultimate fight for evil.

America VS Satan.

Gonna be one hell of a show

**~~removeduser_487563287433~~** · December 25, 2007, 02:18 PM

Interesting question. At first one would answer, "America, since Satan is mythological," and yet abstract notions can be the greatest foes of all.

**mongrel** · December 25, 2007, 04:32 PM

Whose side is Cheney on??!

**Medicus** · December 25, 2007, 06:41 PM

Closed.

Edit: Oh wait - no mod powers. Well, I can still contribute:

**Marie Louise von Preussen** · December 25, 2007, 06:44 PM

Ze devil vill kill you.

**Siblesz** · December 25, 2007, 08:35 PM

Hey... I thought Satan was Israel! I demand a change of options!

**Dunecat** · December 25, 2007, 10:23 PM

When Dunecat loses, nobody wins.

**Kiljan Arslan** · December 25, 2007, 10:39 PM

WTF! Ronnec?

For that matter WFT on this thread?

**King of Axum** · December 25, 2007, 10:40 PM

both will lose !!!!

**Cluny the Scourge** · December 26, 2007, 08:42 AM

Satan has nothing but a freaking pitchfork. He wouldn't stand a chance against America's arsenal of cruise missiles, helicopter gunships, fighter-bombers, heavy guns, tanks, etc. It would be only too easy for America to crush Satan with one blow.

**Commander_Vimes** · December 26, 2007, 08:52 AM

Yes, But Satan would create the illusion that he was inside all those little Christian heads and America would probably end up blowing it self up, all it takes is for Satan to influence one mind, to drop a few nuclear bombs on their own country and meh gone.
After all if he can make somone take some fruit how hard can it be for him to make someone press a button?
That is if he was at all real.

**chilon** · December 26, 2007, 01:12 PM

I'm gonna put on an iron shirt, and chase satan out of earth

I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race

**~~Ummon~~** · December 26, 2007, 01:33 PM

A house divided will fall.

:wink:

**Tankbuster** · December 26, 2007, 01:37 PM

I don't really understand what this thread is about... is this just another insult to Americans, or is it just a kind of satirical Christmas thread?

**Kanaric** · December 27, 2007, 03:21 AM

I vote for The Pope

**Dunecat** · December 27, 2007, 11:25 AM

I vote for Dunecat.

**Marcion** · December 27, 2007, 01:34 PM

It's seriously pretty shameful this hasn't been locked.... _{Not that most of the others are that much more intelligent.}

**Mathias** · January 03, 2008, 02:07 PM

I agree with Marcion. Shameful indeed... You should be ashamed even for posting in this thread.
As for me, I have little shame.

**pannonian** · January 03, 2008, 02:42 PM

I'm not even going to bother moving this to the Thema Devia, so pics removed, thread closed. The EMM is supposed to be for discussing philosophy, not spamming. If you see threads like this, report them, don't reply to them.