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    Default Jack Chick 'tracts'

    for those who are unaware of who jack chick is, allow me to introduce u to some of his work:


    http://www.chickcomics.com/

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    A living joke.

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    (Shutter) This guy is terrifying. Sometimes I wonder if he actually believes some of this stuff or just does it to get a rise. Either way I think he's missing some of that stuff Jesus said about love and all that.
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    This bloke is highly critical of anything that deviates from his narrow minded view of christianity.
    funny how almsot all his tracts have someone on their knees prostrating themselves to 'god', aided in no small part by a chick tract.
    i doubt he's joking
    and even more disturbing is that a significant population of americans subscribe to his 'philosophy', after all there is a market for his comics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exarch View Post
    This bloke is highly critical of anything that deviates from his narrow minded view of christianity.
    funny how almsot all his tracts have someone on their knees prostrating themselves to 'god', aided in no small part by a chick tract.
    i doubt he's joking
    and even more disturbing is that a significant population of americans subscribe to his 'philosophy', after all there is a market for his comics
    If you mean significant as about two or three dozen people.
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    I actually recall that a lot of people find Chick to be over the line. A lot of Christians as well.

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    yeh
    so no matter which christian 'sect' is rite, they're all gonna have a high probability of buring in hell assuming sucha place exists

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    LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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    I love Chick Tracts!

    Gaidin Dark Dungeons is my favorate!


    Hell dose exist and I have a feeling that Chick may be headed there.
    according to exarch I am like
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    sure, the way fred phelps finds christianity too optimistic?

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    Sad, very sad.
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    you gotta love: How & why the Popes started Communism, Nazism, and wars.

    I remember a few years back I was getting my car fixed and a started a conversation with a guy a the mechanics shop and he started saying that the Papacy was behind National Socialism etc. and I said, well if you're giving the Catholic Church credit for all of that, you have to give them credit for ice cream and calculus too. and he said,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exarch View Post
    The seriousness of which that monster takes the stupid **** that he spews out is terrifying. I just hope that most Christians aren't as stupid as that sociopath.

    Whenever I need a real laugh, I browse that site, just to find ridiculous crap. It affirms that, well, I'm definitely not the dumbest person out there.

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    The one about Allah is not God is idiotic...
    The moon and star is not the symbol of Islam. Islam is against idolatry, and in any case, the most Muslim countries in the world don't even use a crescent in their flag.

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    Yeah. IIRC, the moon and star were the sigil of the Turkic tribes, including the Seljuks, the Ottomans, etc. who were incidentally big leaders of the medieval Islamic community. But the moon and star never symbolised their religion; rather, it was of their nationality. Hence why many Central Asian, Turkic-inhabited countries have the crescent moon in their flags somewhere.

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    I learned about Jack Chick when I watched the Jesus Camp documentary and a 8 year old (9? 10?) girl handed one to a woman at a bowling alley because she felt called to save her.

    One day Chick tracts and photoshop are going to be very close friends on my computer.

    EDIT: Though on second thought, it really is hard to surpass the mind-numbingly funny stuff he writes.
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    I would like to know exactly how this gentlemen believes Islam has brought England to its knees.

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    But its true, just like how Putin eats American children for breakfast to sustain a proper commie diet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferrets54 View Post
    I would like to know exactly how this gentlemen believes Islam has brought England to its knees.
    What, haven't you seen the evil tide washing in over our shores, these evil, foul men coming and followinf thier religion peacefully and providing a much needed sector of the workforce in OUR country? HOW DARE THEY!

    Honestly this guy, well, quite a lot of words spring to mind but none, sadly that are repeatable on ths forum.
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    Ahh jack chick,(doest deserve caps) such a wretch of an individual, seriously cant belive some people find their so called salvation in his vile little tracts. It seems more like fiction then anything what he writes, but many are somewhat entertaining. but Im definately glad I have forgotten most of his tracts.(didnt click on link)
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    HAHA I think the best one is "the birds and the bees"
    for-profit death machine.

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