Heres some of my choices:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
-Pulp Fiction
"It's good to be the king"
-History of the World
"What the ****** are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please."
-The Big Lebowski
"Shomer ******ing shabbos."
-The Big Lebowski
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
-The Big Lebowski
"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ******ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ******in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
-Goodfellas
"I sure do. Every goddamn day."
-Patton
"I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman'."
-Office Space











