Juno

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    Juno said:

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    True story told by my girlfriend's point of view.

    What do you guys think about it?

    P.S. - I am being paid royalties, so if anyone has any worthy causes, I might consider them.

    P.S.S. - Michael Cera is my cousin. Seriously, no joke. I specifically asked for him to play me.

    No, I am being serious.

    Please talk about the movie here.
    Last edited by pannonian; December 21, 2007 at 08:37 PM.


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    SoggyFrog said:

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    I went to see I'm Not There and it was playing next door. Looks interesting enough, for whatever genre it falls under.
     
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    Magic Man said:

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    Is there a movie called Juno out ? ?
     
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    scottishranger said:

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    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467406/

    Well there is a movie called Juno coming out. Oddly enough when I first saw an ad for it thought. Oh no, it Juno again, and this time, he is on the TV! Call the FCC.
     
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    Juno said:

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    Oh, I'm guessing the movie Juno hasn't come out in other parts of world.



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  6. removeduser_426582376423734 said:

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    I take it back. Michael Cera is ****ing-A.
     
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    Sanguine Argonaut said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juno View Post
    Oh, I'm guessing the movie Juno hasn't come out in other parts of world.

    No, no, I live in America... I've seen the ads for it... I just don't know what you were talking about in your first post.
     
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    jankren said:

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    Hey I want that one super ****ing funny fat dude from Superbad!


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    Da Skinna said:

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    Arrested Development was easily one of the best comedies to hit television.

    And Hard Candy, with Ellen Page, was... cringe-worthy.
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  10. Exarch said:

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    juno
    ur g/f's hot
    did u really knock her up?
     
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    Juno said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exarch View Post
    juno
    ur g/f's hot
    did u really knock her up?
    Yeah.

    Our bastard child is now 5.


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    Erwin Rommel said:

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    those little guys at the lower right are us TWC people

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    Captain Arrrgh! said:

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    Juno the TWC member is so funny he's sexy. If we were in prison, and I was a 6'4 biker con, I'd kiss his ear after raping him. And cry while obligatorily shanking him.

    Juno the movie is more typical liberal commie Holy-wood gobshite about preggo teen slutz coming close to aborting their baby, but change their mind because there's nothing on t.v. and they're bored, so they might as well give birth.

    100% historical accuracy, though.
     
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    Rapax said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Arrrgh! View Post
    Juno the movie is more typical liberal commie Holy-wood gobshite about preggo teen slutz coming close to aborting their baby, but change their mind because there's nothing on t.v. and they're bored, so they might as well give birth.
    Hmm, that doesn't work for the film at all. Well, except for not aborting.
     
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    Captain Arrrgh! said:

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    Sure it does, Rap. It's the 'brainy' version of 'knocked up'.
     
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    Rapax said:

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    I think it has more to do with your personal beliefs than the movie's content.
     
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    Captain Arrrgh! said:

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    Could be.
    Or it could be more society-destroying **** foisted upon us.
     
  18. removeduser_426582376423734 said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Arrrgh! View Post
    Juno the movie is more typical liberal commie Holy-wood gobshite about preggo teen slutz coming close to aborting their baby, but change their mind because there's nothing on t.v. and they're bored, so they might as well give birth.
    Are you sure you watched it properly?
     
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    Captain Arrrgh! said:

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    Ye gads, an' gad zooks. Teen fool gets pregnant with gawky boy. Teen fool decides to sell baby to Electra and ignores gawky boy. Teen fool flirts with Electra's husband who want's to split with Electra, then finally admits she really likes gawky boy. Gives baby away and kisses gawky boy.
    This stinks. It's everything that is killing us as humans.
     
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    Rapax said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Arrrgh! View Post
    Ye gads, an' gad zooks. Teen fool gets pregnant with gawky boy. Teen fool decides to sell baby to Electra and ignores gawky boy. Teen fool flirts with Electra's husband who want's to split with Electra, then finally admits she really likes gawky boy. Gives baby away and kisses gawky boy.
    This stinks. It's everything that is killing us as humans.
    Makes me wonder how liberal commies and teen sluts came into this in the first place. Did you read one of those lovely opinion pieces how the movie simplifies and downplays teen pregnancies and is really evil for it?