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    Default DEFİNATİON OF JESUS

    There are 3 words to define jesus and there 3 words to define christians;first defination of jesus;Carpenter,bastard and jew. Second defination christians; Who believes this man is god himself;Self-delusional idiots

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    Default Re: DEFİNATİON OF JESUS

    Good first post. You are probably going to be banned in the near future, and I'm certain that this thread will be locked.
    Good luck with being a stupid ******* though, I hope it works out for you.
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    I have a suspicion that someone else with a proper account on this forum may have created another account just to insult everyone with whilst their proper account goes unaffected by bans and suspensions. Although perhaps not, sometimes you can never be sure.

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    Default Re: DEFİNATİON OF JESUS

    Jesus (Gees-us) (n) proclaimed son of god. Called the Christ, seen by many sa the prophesized messiah, a position that may have been held by the mysterious "Bryan". Proposed and practiced peace and passivity. Works began a Abrahamic cult, soon to be a recognized and greatly practiced Religion. Originally likely a dark skinned, green eyed (probably clean shaven) Galilean named Joshua. Images adorn intricate churches and Cathedrals, somehow opposite of his own teachings for plain houses for his fathers faithful. Said to have risen after death. Most important holiday= Easter, most practiced holiday= Christmas
    Predicate nominative, imperative past tense. Plural= Jesi.
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    Jesus: the one ****er who practiced what he preached. The ultimate non-hypocrite. Humanist. Everything else, son of Enus or no, is irrelevant.
    But mark me well; Religion is my name;
    An angel once: but now a fury grown,
    Too often talked of, but too little known.

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    Default Re: DEFİNATİON OF JESUS

    Mahmud, I'm sure you're beliefs are much more rational.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boeing View Post
    Mahmud, I'm sure you're beliefs are much more rational.
    Tell me about it. As if there is a *correct* way to do religion or concept god. Back in reality all of that stuff is equally useless.
    Last edited by David Deas; December 07, 2007 at 10:41 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAHMUD BİN ABL-ALLAH View Post
    There are 3 words to define jesus and there 3 words to define christians;first defination of jesus;Carpenter,bastard and jew. Second defination christians; Who believes this man is god himself;Self-delusional idiots
    I don't think self-delusional counts as two words...

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    Default Re: DEFİNATİON OF JESUS

    I don't think the plural is jesi. As with many foreign names, except greek ones, they don't have regular cases in latin. I suspect that jesus is 4th declination in any case. Which means plural would be -us. As there is only one, such thing is pointless anyway... :wink:
    Last edited by Ummon; December 07, 2007 at 11:10 AM.

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    Default Re: DEFİNATİON OF JESUS

    Very little chance of anything substantial coming from this thread, with such a charming OP. Closed.

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