There are 3 words to define jesus and there 3 words to define christians;first defination of jesus;Carpenter,bastard and jew. Second defination christians; Who believes this man is god himself;Self-delusional idiots![]()
There are 3 words to define jesus and there 3 words to define christians;first defination of jesus;Carpenter,bastard and jew. Second defination christians; Who believes this man is god himself;Self-delusional idiots![]()
Good first post. You are probably going to be banned in the near future, and I'm certain that this thread will be locked.
Good luck with being a stupid ******* though, I hope it works out for you.
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Jesus (Gees-us) (n) proclaimed son of god. Called the Christ, seen by many sa the prophesized messiah, a position that may have been held by the mysterious "Bryan". Proposed and practiced peace and passivity. Works began a Abrahamic cult, soon to be a recognized and greatly practiced Religion. Originally likely a dark skinned, green eyed (probably clean shaven) Galilean named Joshua. Images adorn intricate churches and Cathedrals, somehow opposite of his own teachings for plain houses for his fathers faithful. Said to have risen after death. Most important holiday= Easter, most practiced holiday= Christmas
Predicate nominative, imperative past tense. Plural= Jesi.
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Jesus: the one ****er who practiced what he preached. The ultimate non-hypocrite. Humanist. Everything else, son of Enus or no, is irrelevant.
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An angel once: but now a fury grown,
Too often talked of, but too little known.
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I don't think the plural is jesi. As with many foreign names, except greek ones, they don't have regular cases in latin. I suspect that jesus is 4th declination in any case. Which means plural would be -us. As there is only one, such thing is pointless anyway... :wink:
Last edited by Ummon; December 07, 2007 at 11:10 AM.
Very little chance of anything substantial coming from this thread, with such a charming OP. Closed.