Rambo is back.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8M1KiXWWTxg

'Nuff said.


(well, except that he shoots a guy's head point blank with a .50 cal which oddly no one seems to have thought of before so it's a movie first)

mate, put a warning before that video.




i mean he rips a guys ****ing throat out for gods sake

Originally Posted by Gary88

mate, put a warning before that video.




i mean he rips a guys ****ing throat out for gods sake

Well, I put one after it about the 50 .cal vs head. Alright so I didn't say "and it explodes all over the windscreen", but I mean hell, like Stalins Ghost said, it's Rambo.

So anyway who wants to place bets on the body count for this one? Whoever gets nearest to the actual number when someone inevitably counts up a day after the film is released wins.
My guess: 112

It's Rambo. What kind of warning do you honestly need?

It's Rambo. What kind of warning do you honestly need?

If external websites use reasonably (not excessively) obscene content, such as mild nudity or reasonable levels of gore, you can link to them if you post a warning alongside the link. Likewise, embedded material that is not overly obscene can be provided if thread viewers must actively click a button to see it (e.g., spoiler boxes or embedded YouTube videos), and it is accompanied by a warning.

Like I say. Rambo speaks for itself.

Dig the trailer. Rambo prays, then you see him decapitating a guy, litterally disintegrating another with point blank heavy machine gun fire, rip the throat of a third, then machine gun down dozens of others guys, all in like 20 seconds flat. Gore overdrive, such as the brainy bits splattering the HMG shield...
Cheesy as hell, so much I might actually want to see it.

Damn i like it i´m gonna see it and my guess at body count: 87

Awesome, I am going to have to see this movie.

indeed Rambo dont need warning,everybody knows this name only means "violence" ...actually this ill be a very old rambo this time :p but rambo can't beat the Rocky triology

He should be killing Al Qaida, not random asians this time. Though I think it would be too ironic being that there was a movie where he was fighting on their side, rofl.

Originally Posted by Kanaric

He should be killing Al Qaida, not random asians this time. Though I think it would be too ironic being that there was a movie where he was fighting on their side, rofl.

Yeah Rambo 3. IIRC the ending credits started with a sentence along the lines of "In HonoUr of our gallant allies the people of Afghanistan". I guess the enemy of my enemy is my friend. To expect anything more than Explosions and gunfights from this film would be like learning about medieval history only using Med II.

Should be a good laugh though. Isn't Sly old enough for a bus pass now?

Rambo - for all those of you who have ego problems and need to see a bunch of gore before you can get it up.

It got mine up just fine. I'll definitely watch the movie as soon as it comes out here.

On a side note: It's like the movie industry likes to keep me infantile an make me relive my childhood. All those Comic movies, Starwars, Rocky, Transformers and now again with Rambo. Next they will be making a real Battle Angel Alita movie

Originally Posted by Imperator Sulla

It got mine up just fine. I'll definitely watch the movie as soon as it comes out here.

On a side note: It's like the movie industry likes to keep me infantile an make me relive my childhood. All those Comic movies, Starwars, Rocky, Transformers and now again with Rambo. Next they will be making a real Battle Angel Alita movie

Exactly. I mean, it's going to be a crap movie devoid of any artistic merit, we all know that. But it's RAMBO. No one exactly goes to see it for the story or anything do they. They go to see **** being blown up. Its entertainment value comes from its HOLY **** THAT GUY JUST GOT HIS FACE BLOWN OFF factor.

Originally Posted by Thanatos

Rambo - for all those of you who have ego problems and need to see a bunch of gore before you can get it up.

Do you really think that was all that witty?

Honestly, I could just call you a ****ing pussy who whines too much, and the intelligence of that remark would be pretty much equivalent to what you just posted.

Think before you must hop on your little soap box.

OH MY GAWD LITTLE, LOL LITTLE SOAP BOX CUZ YOURS IS LITTLE WHEN YOU 'GET IT UP!" LOLOLOL.


Others can make erectionary comments too you know.

Originally Posted by The Sword of Cao Cao

Do you really think that was all that witty?

Honestly, I could just call you a ****ing pussy who whines too much, and the intelligence of that remark would be pretty much equivalent to what you just posted.

Think before you must hop on your little soap box.

OH MY GAWD LITTLE, LOL LITTLE SOAP BOX CUZ YOURS IS LITTLE WHEN YOU 'GET IT UP!" LOLOLOL.


Others can make erectionary comments too you know.

Somebody has anger management issues.

Quick. Somebody call Sylvester Stallone and remind him he's almost a hundred years old.

The new Rambo movie looks really entertaining & action-packed judging from that trailer.

They should make a "Rambo" movie set in Roman times for the next installment.

John J. Rambo leads a group of Cretan mercenaries on a secret covert mission into Rome where he must rescue the Macedonian king, Perseus. Watch John J. Rambo use his Cretan bow to take enemies down with flaming arrows. Romans, beware when John J. Rambo commandeers a repeating ballistae shooting down entire Roman legions one cohort at a time!

The 80's are back!!!! Or at least that trailer brought back all the memories of the movies I watched back then.

I hate when they give everything away in the trailers though, but it does get your attention. But yeah, that must be the trailer they playe before the R rated movies in the theaters cause there's no way that's going to be seen on TV.

Someone said something about not seeing a Rambo movie for the story. Although this is true for 2,3, and now 4, if you've ever really watched First Blood, it has some of Stallone's best performances in amongst the action.