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If The Great Flood Did Occur, So We All Have Hebrew Ancestry?
So the Great Flood supposedly killed everyone on earth except those inside the Noah's Ark, so that means we all are descended from those people and since Noah could not have gathered people from every corner of the world he probably only took in local people. Therefore, practically we all are Hebrews, no?
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Re: If Biblical Great Flood Did Occur, So We All Have Hebrew Ancestry?
yes.....................................
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Re: If Biblical Great Flood Did Occur, So We All Have Hebrew Ancestry?
Good point. Wonder how bible believers would answer such a question!
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Vicarius Provinciae
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Actually this is kind of a serious question that I suddenly came up with somehow. :hmmm:
"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion." -- Robert Pirsig
"Feminists are silent when the bills arrive." -- Aetius
"Women have made a pact with the devil in return for the promise of exquisite beauty, their window to this world of lavish male attention is woefully brief." -- Some Guy
EYE-PATCH FETISH
Re: If The Great Flood Did Occur, So We All Have Hebrew Ancestry?
kid never take the bible literally, theres a much more "deeper meaning" than "cleansing" the whole world
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Serious yes. Hilarity shall be in the believers response!
Vicarius Provinciae
Re: If The Great Flood Did Occur, So We All Have Hebrew Ancestry?
Then you are laughing at the members of the Three Great Religions. If I were you I would fear for my life.
"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion." -- Robert Pirsig
"Feminists are silent when the bills arrive." -- Aetius
"Women have made a pact with the devil in return for the promise of exquisite beauty, their window to this world of lavish male attention is woefully brief." -- Some Guy
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Praefectus
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I thought the Noah's Ark **** was something interpreted from the Black Sea draining into the Mediterranean, or rather, breaking into the Mediterranean and a great deal of land above the Crescent was flooded. The descendants of this great man, however many there were, decided to give great praise to this unifying force of a story, and so tradition sends it down and it gets absorbed into this larger force called Judaism and its founding moments.
No?
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Judging by the racial diversity among men and not least the biodiversity of the world, including different biosphere's on different continents etc, and the minor fact that there is no evidence whatsoever of such a flood plus the massive amount of indications that it did not happen I think we can conclude that the flood didn't happen.
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Re: If The Great Flood Did Occur, So We All Have Hebrew Ancestry?
According to the Bible all humans except the ones of the Ark were killed.
Re: If The Great Flood Did Occur, So We All Have Hebrew Ancestry?
then the human race would've become extinct no matter who was on the ship, simply cuz the survivors would be forced to interbreed amongst each other, and
from a genetics point of view, that's going to lead to a lot of genetic 'mistakes', given that interbreeding increases the chances of a DNA base pair connecting with the wrong base pair-Adenosine must connect to thymine, guanine to cytosine.
Unopfrtunately for you, the incidence of down's syndrome in the world isnt as high as it would've been had the Judeo-christian god had felt the itch to go on one of his genocide campaigns...altho given the amount of ppl who follow the judeochristian religons i'm starting to wonder....
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Religion is not about genetics but about explaining the world in simple words and deeds. Genetics are out of the story in that sense.
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Vicarius Provinciae
Re: If The Great Flood Did Occur, So We All Have Hebrew Ancestry?
I wonder why I dont have the long nose of the Jews because in my country everyone is sick of our short noses.
"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion." -- Robert Pirsig
"Feminists are silent when the bills arrive." -- Aetius
"Women have made a pact with the devil in return for the promise of exquisite beauty, their window to this world of lavish male attention is woefully brief." -- Some Guy
Re: If The Great Flood Did Occur, So We All Have Hebrew Ancestry?
Who says long nose is good??
Vicarius Provinciae
Re: If The Great Flood Did Occur, So We All Have Hebrew Ancestry?
We all have different standard man and the neighbors grass is always greener.Who says long nose is good??
For example in my country skin whitening cosmetics are top sellers while at the same time we are laughing at the whities who regularly go to the beach to get darker ...
"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion." -- Robert Pirsig
"Feminists are silent when the bills arrive." -- Aetius
"Women have made a pact with the devil in return for the promise of exquisite beauty, their window to this world of lavish male attention is woefully brief." -- Some Guy
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Crazy!
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Re: If The Great Flood Did Occur, So We All Have Hebrew Ancestry?
I know, in fact I myself wont come outside on a sunny day.
So can you explain why I do not have Middle Eastern feature?After that event, many people moved away from that area, and some even settled far away in Europe, Africa, and Asia (not including the Middle East in this case).
"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion." -- Robert Pirsig
"Feminists are silent when the bills arrive." -- Aetius
"Women have made a pact with the devil in return for the promise of exquisite beauty, their window to this world of lavish male attention is woefully brief." -- Some Guy
Romesick
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He can't because he's taking a parable literally, one that didn't understand the concept of genetics.
What I don't get is how someone can take the Tower of Babel story literally, I mean, it is SO clearly a metaphor it is ridiculous.
Libertus
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Actually, since evolution's been proven and all, we're all 'practically' South Africans. But yes, if the Ark myth was real, we'd all be descended from Noah and his horribly inbred family, in turn descendants of the horribly inbred line of Adam and Eve. Who in turn were created from dirt. Yay.
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