I was playing as Milan, getting attacked over and over again by the HRE who were eating my face off while the pope sat back and drank milkshakes, when an HRE princess came up and said "Kill my dad for money"
I said yes. Yes of course. I would love to kill your father for money.
Then we made out.
So taking advantage of this opportunity to get the HRE off my back and make some cash while I was at it, I started an assassin production line and sent waves of them to go take out this old bastard. Eventually I had 6 assassins standing around the town all taking swipes at him, and 3 spies inside of it.
Then I hit "next turn" and when it came back around to me, I had 1 assassin and 0 spies. My faction announcements listed off all the missing characters as having been "caught up in an act of god".
What
the
hell.





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