So what's the best place to visit on Planet Earth?

[donquixote]

Greetings. I am new to your planet, and as any tourist in a foreign place, it would be a wise choice to ask the natives what the best/most scenic/most fun and entertaining spots are around here.

So what're the most interesting spots on Planet Earth. Speak up! and take me to your leader.

[Thanatos]

Japan, to the supermodel homes.

You can't say no to the taste of Asia.

[The Good]

I second what Thanatos said. But for natural outdoor beauty? I would recommend countries along the Mediterranean, such as Italia, Croatia, Greece, etcetera...Although don't get me wrong, there is outdoor beauty in any country.

[JP226]

Japan, to the supermodel homes.

You can't say no to the taste of Asia.

that's why i love being an American, all Asians love us

[Commander_Vimes]

that's why i love being an American, all Asians love us

Really?? Even the Vietnamese?

[Dylanesque]

Really?? Even the Vietnamese?

And the Chinese?

[Kiljan Arslan]

Well for outdoor beauty you could try the BOundry waters right here in my home state of Minnesota, plus theres Yellowstone if you don't mind the lines.

[donquixote]

I have a good friend named Pra who also lives in Minnesota (minneapolis.) He was the one who told me to visit Earth.

[Thanatos]

Aside from the girls, Japan also has some beautiful scenery as well.

Mt Fuji, the Hakone trail roads...

[Favre]

Aside from the girls, Japan also has some beautiful scenery as well.

Mt Fuji, the Hakone trail roads...

You understand right, that many people are repulsed by japanese girls...right?

[The Good]

Aside from the girls, Japan also has some beautiful scenery as well.

Mt Fuji, the Hakone trail roads...

Yes it does, it has some amazing scenery in the wilderness. I've seen pictures of the countryside there, and it looked gorgeous.

[Dunecat]

Didn't know if any of you were aware, but some species of primates native to Japan have developed the habit of relaxing, yes relaxing, in hot springs.

They climb in. They do what we do in hot tubs. And then they get out.

Apparently this behavior has started in the last 50-odd years.

*EDIT*- Here's a pic:

[Warmaster]

I'm sure there's something pretty and interesting to look at somewhere here in New Zealand .

Although I'd rather go to Japan or Croatia, if I could...

[Thanatos]

Well, we have lovely Chernobyl for you...



Or maybe one of our lovely cities?



Minneapolis is also quite lovely:



And so is Spain:



New York will inspire you:



And as I mentioned before, Japan is quite lovely, especially the tea houses. I personally prefer Green Tea:



... or perhaps you would prefer the Middle East?



Of course, Yosemite is always a classic among travelers, no matter what the species or age:




To all concerned, I have these picture in much higher resolution if anybody wants them.

[donquixote]

These are beautiful places. We would love to colonize them and turn them into tourist hot spots. Currently we are looking for Earthlings interested in doing business for large sprawl out cities (which will be used as zoos to observe Earthlings,) and open areas for theme parks.


Minneapolis is beautiful indeed, as is Spain. Yosemite would indeed be a great place for 234,576,890,234 Flags.

[Racer X]

We own the moon, go there.

[Roman Knight]

I like to go on holiday to my room, my computer can make some great scenery.

[Mr Longbowman]

How about going to Sweden and taste our wonderful soup that makes you do your personal needs

[HansDuet]

Finland is quite beatiful in summers.
Well the most impressive place i have visited is propably the top of Teide (Worlds was it third largest volcano..) in Tenerife.

[mocker]

Colonisation, you say?

I suggest you go somewhere else than Norway.
It is horrible here, most Norwegians either degenerate into boiling lumps of flesh or kill themselves after 25 years of living here. Norway is considered a "contaminated area" under strict quarantine.
We are not allowed into the real world, because we might spread the infection (Heyerdahl-syndrome, aka. 'Plague of the Damned'). The disease just happens to be lethal to extraterrestrial beings.

Just watch this informational video featuring places that are way better than Norway:
Brazil
Kenya

See, way better than Norway. Actually, don't even think about colonising anything close to Norway. Our disease is VERY contagious. In fact, even looking in the general direction of Norway will cause any non-Norwegian to instantly die (norwegian are partly immune to the disease, we just degenerate instead).

Go for Brazil!

And stay away from Norway!