My Pope is "Secretly Female"

[Kahn]

This caught my eye at 4 in the morning and I freaked out. My girlfriend threw a book at me because I woke her up. It was worth it.





You can't tell me that isn't freaking awesome.

[unstopable avenger]

yh it is awsome.

its relating bak to pope jon...well pope joan a female that disguized herself as a man to show that there could be a female pope

wiki it for more details

unstopable avenger

[Kahn]

A female pope!

Whoever heard of such ridiculousness !?

[eggthief]

A female pope!

Whoever heard of such ridiculousness !?

we all did already a long time ago, what u just posted isnt new and why could a pope not be a female (refering to a 21th century pope ofc).

[Garnier]

Yeah, it's funny. Unfortunately it's way too common to be funny anymore.

[Yogol]

A female pope!

Whoever heard of such ridiculousness !?

I am new at these boards, so perhaps it has already be mentioned, buuuuut...

"No pope could be elected to the papal office who lacked testicles, and his
eligibility was accordingly tested in the specially built Porphyry Chair,
a model of which can be seen in the Louvre, in Paris.

The Pope, it is said, would sit on the horseshoe-shaped seat and a cardinal,
after checking by manual examination, would proclaim:

'Testiculos habet et bene pendentes'
(He has testicles and they hang well)"

[FUNnBEER]

A female pope!

Whoever heard of such ridiculousness !?

To go further into the whole Pope must have testicles thing. A woman could never be pope; she would have to leave the comfort of being barefoot in the kitchen and venture into the big scary world. Besides where could she find the time to head a major religion in between pregnancies.

[Ryoken]

To go further into the whole Pope must have testicles thing. A woman could never be pope; she would have to leave the comfort of being barefoot in the kitchen and venture into the big scary world. Besides where could she find the time to head a major religion in between pregnancies.

No no no. You got the reasoning all wrong.

She couldnt make it because there would be no altergirls to molest in the dark and forboding rectory.

[boerekovic]

Too bad for those who tried that Shemales originate in Thailand

[Mega Dux Bob]

To go further into the whole Pope must have testicles thing. A woman could never be pope; she would have to leave the comfort of being barefoot in the kitchen and venture into the big scary world. Besides where could she find the time to head a major religion in between pregnancies.

Good point, not to mention the outrageous spectacle of a woman in something as masculine as long, flowing, elaborately decorated robes. Only a man could wear that and not look ludcious.

[Kahn]

(boo ya)

[boerekovic]

(boo ya)

+rep for that post , as i laughed my ass off.

[Kahn]

Everyone in this thread is getting rep points because I am laughing so hard.

[FUNnBEER]

So we are all in agreement that women could never be in charge of a major religion. I mean after all they are responsible for original sin. if you don't believe that, you are calling Jesus a liar.

[Mega Dux Bob]

So we are all in agreement that women could never be in charge of a major religion. I mean after all they are responsible for original sin. if you don't believe that, you are calling Jesus a liar.

True, all it takes is one talking snake to manipulate a woman into doing the worst possible things. What reasonable person is going to risk that happening?

[Irishfarmer]

True, all it takes is one talking snake to manipulate a woman into doing the worst possible things. What reasonable person is going to risk that happening?

A talking snake. That can be taken in so many different ways. LMBO

[FUNnBEER]

True, all it takes is one talking snake to manipulate a woman into doing the worst possible things. What reasonable person is going to risk that happening?

My point exactly, see what happened the last time a woman made a decision. Eve was probably PMSing, and the apple was actually dipped in chocolate. She was willing to give up paradise because she was hormonal. Then forced Adam to eat it too, because no one wants to argue with a woman during that time of the month.

[Evolution]

Your Pope is 29 YEARS OLD!!!!!!

[King Oz]

Your Pope is 29 YEARS OLD!!!!!!

He had luck and a very good timing. Perhaps a Guild helped with his piety when he was recruited and he became a Cardinal because Kahn had his own pope already, a Pope of an allied faction or he had just damn good luck. Then the earlier Pope died at a good time.

Oops, I meant she.

[Kahn]

He had luck and a very good timing. Perhaps a Guild helped with his piety when he was recruited and he became a Cardinal because Kahn had his own pope already, a Pope of an allied faction or he had just damn good luck. Then the earlier Pope died at a good time.

Oops, I meant she.

You're exactly right. I had my own pope already for a long, long time and really racked up the cardinals. Eventually my Pope told me to stop a very well-planned out, three-tiered province-hop attack, so I had to put him to death via assassin.

...Then the new, young Miss Pope rolled on in.

Looks like I'm in for a very long haul of catholic feminism. (contradiction in terms, I know)