Christians are the dirtiest people in the whole world!!

[Emperor]

This is the truth, many scientist and people tested to many kindos of people around the world. Here is the results:- (Religions not people)
Islam is the cleanest religion and it taught many people of hygiene.
Even Hindus, Buddhist and Pagans are a bit clean but the jews they are like muslims. Some Athiest are not clean, it depeneds on what their antsister were worshipping and finally the Christians. Many things they said about christians

1- When they dump, they don't wash their ass with water and soap.
2- They don't khaten their penis. (Cuts the layers of the penis)
3- Almost all of them don't care about cleanliness.
4- They dump on their pants and they don't care, even if he peas in his pants.

We care, even if a single or the smallest thing in the whole world. Even if you are sick, you have to take care your body. Thats the truth, don't fight.

[Chaigidel]

another proud post in the emperor's repetoire !

[Ummagumma]

1- When they dump, they don't wash their ass with water and soap.

So, when was the last time you saw anyone leave the cubicles of a public toilet with their trousers round their ankles headed for the washbasin. - Actually, don't answer that.

2- They don't khaten their penis. (Cuts the layers of the penis)

Because ritual mutilation is 'better' than washing?

3- Almost all of them don't care about cleanliness.

According to a reputable survey by whom?

4- They dump on their pants and they don't care, even if he peas in his pants.

Ok, I have no answer to that, other than to wonder what the hell you are on about, and maybe pity your direct social group if that is your experience of things... (I said 'if', not a direct insult. It would be worrying though, if it were true..)

[David Deas]

So give him some rep.

[removeduser_426582376423734]

I..... I just love this.

[Primvs Sextvs Loverlord]

lol a novel method of attacking Christians!

Ummagumma, I happen to be a very satisfied customer of that mutilation. In fact, I gave it 5 stars at ebay.

[Spurius]

Ummagumma, I happen to be a very satisfied customer of that mutilation. In fact, I gave it 5 stars at ebay.

You *sold* your foreskin? :hmmm:

[sephodwyrm]

Hmm...
There's a Biblical basis, yes. The Bible doesn't teach you basic hygiene. It teaches you to shower after a wet dream or having sex with your wife etc...and not making love to her when she's having the rags...but still, nothing exclusive about dump making.

Chinese are pretty filthy too. We gave them to pigs. XD

[Primvs Sextvs Loverlord]

Hmm...
There's a Biblical basis, yes. The Bible doesn't teach you basic hygiene. It teaches you to shower after a wet dream or having sex with your wife etc...and not making love to her when she's having the rags...but still, nothing exclusive about dump making.

Chinese are pretty filthy too. We gave them to pigs. XD

Which leads us to the next question: Why don't Japanese girls shave their you-know-what? And that leads to the ultimate question: why is Japanese porn censored?

[Vladimir Lenin]

This is the truth, many scientist and people tested to many kindos of people around the world. Here is the results:- (Religions not people)
Islam is the cleanest religion and it taught many people of hygiene.
Even Hindus, Buddhist and Pagans are a bit clean but the jews they are like muslims. Some Athiest are not clean, it depeneds on what their antsister were worshipping and finally the Christians. Many things they said about christians

1- When they dump, they don't wash their ass with water and soap.
2- They don't khaten their penis. (Cuts the layers of the penis)
3- Almost all of them don't care about cleanliness.
4- They dump on their pants and they don't care, even if he peas in his pants.

We care, even if a single or the smallest thing in the whole world. Even if you are sick, you have to take care your body. Thats the truth, don't fight.

1. When have you seen someone do this? Do you flush and then stick your ass and wash it off in the toilet?

2. I'm Christian and I got my penis khatened

3.What the hell? What Christians have you been hanging out with?

4. What? You have to know that's not true.

[God-Emperor of Mankind]

Another classic Emperor thread.
Now let us all convert to islam so that we may finally wash our hands.

[Gary88]

this is the best impy thread yet, just brilliant

[Icefrisco]

This thread has some truth to it but I dont think the op actually has good intentions with this thread. Too bad, this is a VERY unique thread.

[Irishman]

WARNING, thread closing in three... two... one...

[Ummon]

http://www.4-men.org/circumcision.html

The perception that foreskin is unhygienic is a myth, says George C. Denniston, M.D., president of the Seattle-based Doctors Opposing Circumcision. "Foreskin protects against disease; it doesn't cause disease. If foreskin is unhygienic, eyelids should be considered unhygienic."

http://www.scidev.net/News/index.cfm...447&language=1

The research, published in the March issue of Annals of Epidemiology, adds to the debate over the use of male circumcision for the prevention of HIV infection.

As to the rest, the OP obviously mistakes Anglo-Saxon habits with Christian habits.

Managed to sneak in before closure, I'm good.

[Sher Khan]

Indisputable points. Hygiene is nonexistent in the Christian world. Only recently have they been able to mass produce toilet paper for their heathen dumps.

I, however, am I so clean I fart in a random hanging scent.

Wait....

Wait...


Ah.

Yes, this is one is most definitely new car...

[Archaon]

on topic posting in this thread is just asking for trouble...

So if we are judging cleanliness of religions and saying that one is dirtier than the other, vice versa, wouldn't it be fair to assume Emperor has socially been involved with all the religions he mentions?
Please tell me how you fared watching Christians ect whip their asses, seriously did the Islam people ask you to hold up their shirt while they towel dried their soapy behind? How exactly do these people do it i wonder?

[Emperor]

I don't no why? But the Imam told us and even my family.Ohh, John Galt, you did, good man. It really helps, I didn't know japanese girls don't shave their vargina or legs you mean't. Japanese people care about nature, so their also clean, but its true, some of them have dirty minds, like some japanese who draw hentai. Thats gross, Well, yes. Many chinese are dirty because its a poor country, even in india and eygpt. But at least they wash their ass with water and soap after dumping. Its not a funny article, its true. Believe me, there are no hoss in europe hotels and apartments. But in Asia and Middle-East we have. I mean't religion not the people!!!

[Tankbuster]

This is hilarious

Come on, we can all accept it: islam is the best religion: they don't beat their women, respect other people's religion, and they're even the most clean people in the world!!!! Oh wait, I am still in sarcasm phase.

But hell, who's to blame? The guy lives in Dubai. It's not like he actually knows anything about the world, the only thing he sees is desert... and skyscrapers

But the Imam told us and even my family

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Well that makes complete sense. Believe everything he says

[Emperor]

This is hilarious

Come on, we can all accept it: islam is the best religion: they don't beat their women, respect other people's religion, and they're even the most clean people in the world!!!! Oh wait, I am still in sarcasm phase.

But hell, who's to blame? The guy lives in Dubai. It's not like he actually knows anything about the world, the only thing he sees is desert... and skyscrapers



LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Well that makes complete sense. Believe everything he says

Popecock, I travelled in many countries and my family are educated in London and in Washington, do you think arabs don't know nothing about life?
Forigeners from all around the world are living dubai, so we asked them and they were shocked about our culture. I hope this info may help you.