A Humble Proposal
As can plainly be seen by anybody in the free world, the Muslims are the cause of all of Europes social problems. These dirty no good sons of goat lovers are living in good European territory and even have the gall to demand the right to construct a place of worship for themselves. The nerve of some people ruining good, (nominally) Christian cities. And they are greedy cut throat thieves intent on killing every single Christian in the world and setting up a Caliphate in Rome.
I however have a solution to this problem. It is inspired by that of Jonathan Swift, whose sage advice if taken could have solved many of the ills of this world.
My solution is simple, it is well known that Muslims breed huge families with many children. This is the cause of their danger to Europe where they will one day outnumber the good honest Europeans who have never done any wrong. If we would limit the Muslims to keeping one child, and the state take away the rest we can stop this upcoming catastrophe as their would be only one child born per Muslim couple meaning that eventually they will all die off and the good, honest righteous White (nominally) Christian Europeans can live in peace.
Now what to do with these children. The state cannot naturally pay to raise all of them, it would be impossible without significantly raising taxes. A much better solution however is to use these children to feed Europes poor. Imagine a world where no one would starve, and since according to some European sources Muslims breed like rabbits than there should be plenty to feed all the hungry. Of course we must keep the source of this food secret as the poor would obviously be scared to eat Muslims as they are well known to be the spawn of Satan himself. We can simply call the food Soyent Yellow.
As you can see this solution will serve good for nearly everyone involved, and is much easier than simply accepting the Muslim immigrants and their families along with peacefully encouraging voluntary assimulation.
Babyeating, is there any problem you cannot solve?
Originally Posted by Rush Limbaugh
