@ El Muerte:
A phalanx is not a big, rigid body in the sense you're thinking. Sure, it moves as a cohesive unit, but it is composed of freely moving soldiers within its ranks that do not necessarily keep perfectly in line with others in the ranks, nor do they share a common momentum, weight, or force. Your calculations of momentum only work if the men are somehow joined into one unit that is not free to move apart in any way.
Otherwise, to find the force that will be absorbed in a collision, you need only look at what one soldier must endure, which at most might be one or two men head-on, not an entire 8 man row.
Also, a human running into another is not a perfectly inelastic collision as you're thinking of it; both men will not continue onward in one direction with a certain velocity and 100% of the original momentum.
You're also forgetting that the human body doesn't have to absorb all of the force of another soldier charging straight into it. With a shield held away from the body, a soldier could cushion the impact much as you would cushion your fall by extending your arms. Thus, some of the force would be absorbed as the soldier with the outstretched arm slows down the other. If both men do this, there will likely be a significant reduction in overall force. After this, it is extremely likely that the human body could endure, rather well, the remaining impact.













