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    Default :wub: is good for you.

    You youngsters of TWC may not care but for old horses like me just the term "prostate" brings a slight chill to my marrow.

    Fortunately it is one of the few cases where, in order to safeguard your health you are not asked to cut back on small or big pleasures like alcohol, smoking, late nighters and such. Instead you are offered a very pleasant prophylactic solution.

    Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular :wub:, researchers suggest.

    They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

    And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk.

    Australian researchers questioned over 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who had not about their sexual habits.

    They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

    And there are still people who believe that :wub: is bad for health...

    :wub: is more dangerous than smoking. Doctors of a generation ago knew this, but since the Sexual Revolution of the 1960's, this fact has been lost in the "if it feels good, do it" mentality.

    Myth: :wub: is harmless.
    Reality: Christianity proves that chronic :wub: causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

    Myth: There are bigger problems than :wub:, like drugs and AIDS.
    Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans :wub: RIGHT NOW! :wub: costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!

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    Default Re: :wub: is good for you.

    :wub:

    This page is dedicated to exposing the REAL Number One Public Health Problem in America today: :wub:. If you have come here looking for Jokes or Humor about :wub:, then you have come to the wrong place! But if you have come to be Educated on the Straight Facts about the EVILS of :wub:, then Welcome!

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    Default Re: :wub: is good for you.

    Christianity proves that chronic :wub: causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.
    OMG...

    They're actually right?

    My eye doctor told my parents that the cause of my nearsighted eyes were not from games. Nor was it from traits. He just didn't know (probably he did but didn't say). :wub: did that to me?

    I've also become more forgetful. My grades weren't as high as they were when I was young. Instead of straight A's I get B's and C's and a couple of A's. And I occasionally forget the names of my friends. :wub: did that to me?

    Damn, I should really stop doing that then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beren Arnatuilë View Post
    OMG...

    They're actually right?
    if they were, the human race would be ****ed (excuse the pun) right now, as having sex would have exactly the same effects.

    some funny stuff going on in this thread...

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    Default Re: :wub: is good for you.

    yes doctors says it will also can reduce your sexual feelings over the women. indian doctors always advice the guys to do so because this will help reduce doing sex with his/her partner. you can avoid sexual abuses [to females]by this.

    but if you constantly doing this you will end up being self sex lover
    so do it but do not over do it. am i right Garbarsardar




    [i never seen you posting this things before and i am little bit shocked. i thought you will stay at tribunal thread all the time]


    Quote Originally Posted by Beren Arnatuilë View Post
    OMG...

    They're actually right?

    My eye doctor told my parents that the cause of my nearsighted eyes were not from games. Nor was it from traits. He just didn't know (probably he did but didn't say). :wub: did that to me?

    I've also become more forgetful. My grades weren't as high as they were when I was young. Instead of straight A's I get B's and C's and a couple of A's. And I occasionally forget the names of my friends. :wub: did that to me?

    Damn, I should really stop doing that then...
    iam almost agree there i had this when i was little like 15,16 years old. i was a no 1 ranker at my classes, but slightly i lost that rank. i did research myself. [if you do this constantly[means everyday]]
    but remeber. when man finish his :wub: he feels sorry for his feelings. that's the one making you feel depression ,which leads your brain to forgetfullness and stuffs. this is friends research[which is also the doctors saying] after your :wub: dont feel bad.
    btw you cannot stop doing that. because it's one of the human nature.
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    Default Re: :wub: is good for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chola_Kingdom View Post
    yes doctors says it will also can reduce your sexual feelings over the women. indian doctors always advice the guys to do so because this will help reduce doing sex with his/her partner. you can avoid sexual abuses [to females]by this.
    For me, :wub: increases my sexual feelings over women.

    In other words, it just makes me more desperate



    But luckily, I have self-control.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beren Arnatuilë View Post
    For me, :wub: increases my sexual feelings over women.

    In other words, it just makes me more desperate



    But luckily, I have self-control.
    You sure about that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Dinadan View Post
    You sure about that?
    Yes

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    Default Re: :wub: is good for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chola_Kingdom View Post
    but if you constantly doing this you will end up being self sex lover
    so do it but do not over do it. am i right Garbarsardar




    [i never seen you posting this things before and i am little bit shocked. i thought you will stay at tribunal thread all the time]
    They do let me out of the Tribunal occasionally but always on a short leash...

    Well, in my opinion (and experience) :wub: did not reduce my sex drive nor it impeded the practice of sex. Furthermore it probably prolonged my sexual encounters (and hence the pleasure) since it reduced the need of constant ejaculation and thus the resulting intervals.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cúchulainn View Post
    The is a problem with :wub:.

    It distorts your sexual arousal.
    And you become desensitized.
    A wo/man in a magazine no longer gets you aroused.

    You can now only get aroused by the more extreme fetishes.

    So there are definitely downsides.
    Do you imply that a good cook cannot enjoy an excellent restaurant?
    Last edited by Garbarsardar; September 22, 2007 at 10:14 PM.

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    Default Re: :wub: is good for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Garbarsardar View Post
    Do you imply that a good cook cannot enjoy an excellent restaurant?
    Yes...No...I don't know.

    I'm to drunk and too tried to figure out a metaphor.
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    Default Re: :wub: is good for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Garbarsardar View Post
    Do you imply that a good cook cannot enjoy an excellent restaurant?
    Quote Originally Posted by Cúchulainn View Post
    Yes...No...I don't know.
    I'm to drunk and too tried to figure out a metaphor.
    How about this? Eddie Murphy did a hilarious bit way back about giving a starving man a cracker to eat and how much he enjoyed it. I won't ruin it for you guys, you have to see it but I'm sure you get my point.
    I'm 90% sure it was in Eddie Murphy Raw: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j4yRnLTi9U
    Last edited by Maverick; September 22, 2007 at 11:30 PM. Reason: here's a link

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    Default Re: :wub: is good for you.

    You youngsters of TWC may not care but for old horses like me just the term "prostate" brings a slight chill to my marrow.

    Fortunately it is one of the few cases where, in order to safeguard your health you are not asked to cut back on small or big pleasures like alcohol, smoking, late nighters and such. Instead you are offered a very pleasant prophylactic solution.

    Quote:
    Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular :wub:, researchers suggest.

    They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

    And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk.

    Australian researchers questioned over 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who had not about their sexual habits.

    They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

    And there are still people who believe that :wub: is bad for health...

    Quote:
    :wub: is more dangerous than smoking. Doctors of a generation ago knew this, but since the Sexual Revolution of the 1960's, this fact has been lost in the "if it feels good, do it" mentality.

    Myth: :wub: is harmless.
    Reality: Christianity proves that chronic :wub: causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

    Myth: There are bigger problems than :wub:, like drugs and AIDS.
    Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans :wub: RIGHT NOW! :wub: costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!



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    im not developing prostate cancer anytime soon

    i remember reading it was healthy and started doing it more. If you have a problem with it, go take a load off

    am i desperate? not even close.


    I feel bad for circumcised people. they think they are so superior when in actuality they are missing out on everything fun with the foreskin. go think your better slicers, ill have more fun than you
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    Thank god, I'm safe from becoming weak like that, but now I'll develop cancer! Yippy, everyones screwed!
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    Default Re: :wub: is good for you.

    The is a problem with :wub:.

    It distorts your sexual arousal.
    And you become desensitized.
    A wo/man in a magazine no longer gets you aroused.

    You can now only get aroused by the more extreme fetishes.

    So there are definitely downsides.
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    Default Re: :wub: is good for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cúchulainn View Post
    The is a problem with :wub:.

    It distorts your sexual arousal.
    And you become desensitized.
    A wo/man in a magazine no longer gets you aroused.

    You can now only get aroused by the more extreme fetishes.

    So there are definitely downsides.
    That's a really good point actually. Although not doing it for awhile fixes the problem.

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    Default Re: :wub: is good for you.

    Didn't we already prove the link with prostate cancer years ago?

    In any case, it's not a total prevention. You should also be getting regular check-ups by the time you're 50.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garbarsardar View Post
    You youngsters of TWC may not care but for old horses like me just the term "prostate" brings a slight chill to my marrow.

    Fortunately it is one of the few cases where, in order to safeguard your health you are not asked to cut back on small or big pleasures like alcohol, smoking, late nighters and such. Instead you are offered a very pleasant prophylactic solution.


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

    And there are still people who believe that :wub: is bad for health...
    Does it have to be :wub:, or could we be ****ing well into our old age to prevent prostate problems like my hero Antonio Quinones? Either way works for me, as I ain't likely to give up either with out a fight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhinosaur View Post
    Does it have to be :wub:, or could we be ****ing well into our old age to prevent prostate problems like my hero Antonio Quinones? Either way works for me, as I ain't likely to give up either with out a fight.
    Quote Originally Posted by from the original source
    And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk.
    But still sex is better than nothing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garbarsardar View Post
    Still Butt sex is better than nothing...
    Fixed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eugene Debs
    The Republican and Democratic parties, or, to be more exact, the Republican-Democratic party, represent the capitalist class in the class struggle. They are the political wings of the capitalist system and such differences as arise between them relate to spoils and not to principles.

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