You think Scientology is wierd...

[Kleos]

...then check this religion out:

Nuwaubianism

Some of their beliefs:

• White people were originally created as a slave race to be used by Blacks as warriors
• However, nearly all whites are infact the products of inter racial breeding (only blonde hair blue eyed people can claim to be true whites)
• This is because the sexual reproductive organs of the White male was made smaller so the females of the race would wish to breed with blacks instead
• Also, early female memebers of the white race had sex with dogs
• The earth is hollow
• The Koran is the product of both Jews and certain Catholics
• There is an underground road connecting New York and London

The founder of Scientology may have been a sci-fi writer, but this religions founder is...a black supremacist who is serving a prison term for child molestation (his youngest victim being 4 years old).

I think I'll stick to Chrisitanity...

[Justice and Mercy]

Hahaha, oh black supremacists, does it get more insane than you?

[Captain Arrrgh!]

Sounds grand! Whar can Oi sign up???

[removeduser_487563287433]

Makes about the same amount of sense as any organised religion.

[Captain Arrrgh!]

Well, does dey 'ave free coffee an' cookies after dar sermon?

[Kaidonni]

Hmmm...I think I'll stick with the Ori. At least they, er...well...only discriminate against non-believers. They tolerate all believers . No individual sects or groups, by the looks of it. 'All Hallowed are the Ori'.

I mean...that Nuwaubianism...worship of the Ori or Goa'uld would make more sense...lol...

[Chaigidel]

just another example of a man who knows how to speak the right kind of nonsense so that people see what they want to see within it; and when they give him the faith they give over themselves so they dont have to approach the truly difficult questions and answers.

truly if they have coffee and cookees .. I will reconsider my position that they should be oppressed willfully and with intent by all governments and peoples of the world.

[Garbarsardar]

Apart from the London-NY underground the rest is crap.

[Shaun]

Apart from the Earth being hollow, it's all crap.

[Captain Arrrgh!]

Apart from the crap, it's all crap.

But seriously, folks, I'd have more respect for this religion if it didn't heavily -heavily- borrow from pre-existing mystery schools, including masonry.

[Jabberwock]

Apart from the crap, it's all crap.

But seriously, folks, I'd have more respect for this religion if it didn't heavily -heavily- borrow from pre-existing mystery schools, including masonry.

Like what?

[iudas]

Apart from the Earth being hollow, it's all crap.

Been reading Journey to the Centre of the Earth, haven't you?

[Shaun]

Been reading Journey to the Centre of the Earth, haven't you?

Indeed.

[iudas]

Indeed.

You are not the only disciple in the art of sarkazem, my friend.

[Kaidonni]

I know I've read the thread and already replied...but Chaigidel raises a valid point. If they have cookies...and tea...and apple tarts...and a host of other lovely foods, then I'll happily submit to oppression.

[Giorgos]

WTF

[mongrel]

Absolutely barking.

But the London-NY underground does exist, do I have to have an Oyster card to use it?

[Dayman]

You people sold out for sweets.

[Kaidonni]

Well...far be it from me to say, but most religions offer ever-lasting enlightenment once you die, or eternal pain. I'd like some of the good stuff immediately. LOL...

Say, Boeing, what food do you like to eating? What is your favourite drink? Maybe we can...I dunno...accomodate you amongst our masses?

(Don't worry, I'm really an atheist...but don't tell my fellow cohort that...)

[Captain Arrrgh!]

You people sold out for sweets.

Not tha Captain, by tha bum hair's o' Davey Jones! Oi've got integrity!!!!

......if they've got altar boys, 'owever.......