The dumbest injury ever award goes to...

[The Super Pope]

Yesterday I cut my finger open on a blade of grass and it has only just stopped bleeding. It now stings like mad and is probably infected.
If you have managed to injure yourself on something stupider than a blade of grass YOU'RE A ****ING IDIOT

[Roy Batty]

We need to change your name to "The Super Bleeder"

I mean... grass? Not razor grass, but like manicured lawn, grass?

[Prof]

well...I once ran against a door going to the toilet while watching TV

[The Super Pope]

We need to change your name to "The Super Bleeder"

I mean... grass? Not razor grass, but like manicured lawn, grass?

Grass in a cow field. we tought it would be good to shoot cows with a BB gun

[Roman Clone]

Ave the soon to be deceased,

The worst injury I had was while hiking a year ago and because of an ankle problem I shouldn't have got on that hike, plus, I strained it enough on Field day, which was the a 2 days before that hike.

=S=,
Romus Maximus Clone

[Niccolo Machiavelli]

Well - I've once suffered a frenulum rupture on an ex-girlfiend of mine...

[Roy Batty]

Well - I've once suffered a frenulum rupture on an ex-girlfiend of mine...

My God. I Googled that at work

@The Super Bleeder
Yeah. Ask an administrator to change your name.

[Medicus]

Not really an injury, but...

My sister has fainting spells, I've no idea why.
One day she collapsed when she was about to go the toilet. She was lying on the floor. In my haste to assist I tripped over and fell on my back. She started sobbing harder than ever, even though I didn't hurt her.

[Woad-Warrier]

I got shot in the leg with an arrow..

[Seleucus I Nicator]

I cut my finger a week ago fairly deep, without realizing even what caused it. I only noticed I had cut myself when I looked on my white pants and saw that there was lots of fresh blood on them. Because I did not know I cut myself, I assume no pain signals were sent from the brain to the finger, thus I wasn't aware of it.

I was throwing a stick to my dog at the time. It was probably from that stick I got the cut somehow. I don't recall touching anything else that could have caused it.

It was not too bad, though. I first sucked off some of the blood because of its nice taste, then I cleaned the wound with water and applied it with a bandage to prevent possible infections.

[~Beren~]

I mentioned this happening to me in the Chat thread but,

One of my friends in the mall scared the hell out of me that I ran through a glass window we were walking by. Didn't break the glass, but my nose did bleed.

[MattErickson]

I don't get injured, I'm immortal.

[~Beren~]

I don't get injured, I'm immortal.

Pfft,

Don't be too sure about that

[MattErickson]

Wanna bet? I just jumped off a stone tower onto another building trying to get into the window but missing, then falling onto a concrete floor.

[~Beren~]

Wanna bet? I just jumped off a stone tower onto another building trying to get into the window but missing, then falling onto a concrete floor.

Really? How high was the stone tower?

I've seen other people get into more painful situations and live though

[Chola_Kingdom]

i had that grass cutting and bleeding in my younger age[around 13,14] because it was back home. but mostly i got cut by the corn, cane fields because their leaves are very sharp.
and another incident happend in my life when i was in grade 9 ,doing a science project and suddenly my own best friend graped my blade and it cut my 90% of my first two fingers, blood was all over the class and school, went to hospital to stich it but no lucky one of my finger still not working properly.
that wouldnt be dumbest woudnt be?

[John I Tzimisces]

Finger + Meat slicer.

Or, falling 2x4 + shin.

[Taimee Rose]

YOU'RE A ****ING IDIOT

Yea, i don't think you're in the position to call anyone an idiot




And luckilly i've never been badly wounded, lucky me i guess

[~Beren~]

And luckilly i've never been badly wounded, lucky me i guess

Hmmmm...

I can fix that!

[Enemy of the State]

I picked my nose, got a nose bleed. The other day I don't even notice and do it again, and the next. I lost lots of blood. And I know it's a disgusting habit I do it in private.