Joke: Total War

**Temur** · September 01, 2007, 05:55 PM

Ok. Me and my friend had this idea. A total war game: Joke edition. Factions such as teenagers, druggies, chicken worshippers
Druggies Units:
Crack heads
Potheads
Drunks
Barfighters (peasents)
and such
This mod would feature all new accents and such. We are both very interested in learning to mod (we have no idea)
The audio would be very funny. Drunks would say things like y-y-y-y-er drunk! when yo tell them to attack. And When you click on them w-w-w-w-what did yu s-s-s-say about my mama?
Suggestions welcome Anyone willing to help make a hilarious revolutionary total war That you will all laugh your gluteus maximus's off

**randir14** · September 01, 2007, 06:48 PM

Make a commander named Brick Tamland who wields a trident

**Caesar Clivus** · September 13, 2007, 06:30 AM

Originally Posted by randir14

Make a commander named Brick Tamland who wields a trident

LMAO!!! And a grenade that mysteriously appears

**AdmiringtheEnemyeh?** · September 01, 2007, 10:08 PM

Sounds like a hell of alot of work, but I'd be laughing my ass off if I was ever playing this.

**monkeyman** · September 01, 2007, 10:11 PM

sounds like a great idea and i hope you actually make it.

**Temur** · September 04, 2007, 03:53 PM

I can't make it I can help with research and stuff like that.

**uanime5** · September 11, 2007, 04:09 AM

You may want to incorporate this feature from Kingdoms.

http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=120626

**Don in the North** · September 11, 2007, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by uanime5

You may want to incorporate this feature from Kingdoms.

http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=120626

in regards to this perhaps a 4th faction should be created next to the ones listed in first post,
the apes from planet of the apes, and all their projectile weapons use super_banana traits.

imagine how furiously tripped out the druggies will be when the bananas of Calima BLOT OUT THE SUN

**Temur** · September 11, 2007, 01:59 PM

Lol thats great thanks.

**boofhead** · September 11, 2007, 02:03 PM

LOL I was reading the forum seriously and it made me laugh

**Snoopy** · September 11, 2007, 06:52 PM

Good idea! I have always had an idea about Barfighters murdering Crackheads

Although I have no modding skill whatsoever, Dimitri_Harkov is pretty good. Though I dunno if he would actually want to do this (he is in two mods already) It would be worth a shot. Also try Kushan, or Alpaeca (sp?).