[RS AAR] Peace and Prosperity - An Observer RS AAR

[Exekutor]

How about sacking some carthage cities and giving it to some other faction so we get more action in north africa.

:hmmm: sounds like a good idea. Giving some (L) cities to Rome and the same amount to germans, for a nice african war. Carthage has almost no stacks there, their army is sitting in Sicily and their other islands

Rome vs Carthage vs Germania vs Seleucid

[CiusFortius]

Its like watching different spiders getting thrown into a box together to fight it out. Keep up the good work!

[Exekutor]

Jaws

More Lebensraum for the Germans


77BC, a year in which history is written. Rome, Carthage and Syracuse, the jewels of the west, are sacked by a horde of rampaging greek pirates. Ha! Beat that, Vikings


Again?


If I were a carthaginian, I would really think about praying to some other gods First Pelusium rebels, one turn later Memphis and another turn later Thebes


What an old crock. I bet the secret to his long life is his hot dancer




The dots show the territory they conquered and lost.
The German Jaw is ripping through it's enemies (if you ignore Denmark it looks like a jaw ). I tried to start a little african war, but Carthage has too many stacks there and retakes the cities asap, it won't work. I pulled my troops back, disbanded most except two armies (I just can't disband gold-chevroned units lol) and will only observe from now on.

A look at the front, starting in Armenia.





A ring-front war (lol) is never a good idea


Inflicted casualties 80-70BC: my pirate career is now officially over
Rome - 31800
Carthage - 27600
Syracuse - 23200
Lepcis Magna - 18000
Garama - 14000
Carthage² - 15200
Pergamum (4) - 19500
Icosium - 21400
Tingi - 18600
Total - 189.300

Civilian Death Toll 117-115BC : 160.000
Civilian Death Toll 115-110BC : 202.100
Civilian Death Toll 110-105BC : 403.200
Civilian Death Toll 105-100BC : 426.300
Civilian Death Toll 100-095BC : 500.400
Civilian Death Toll 095-090BC : 261.300
Civilian Death Toll 090-085BC : 266.400
Civilian Death Toll 085-080BC : 138.700
Civilian Death Toll 080-070BC : 189.300

TOTAL : 2.547.700

Yay, 2.5 mil, party time

[Croat Axeman (LOL)]

Inflicted casualties 80-70BC: my pirate career is now officially over
Rome - 31800
Carthage - 27600
Syracuse - 23200
Lepcis Magna - 18000
Garama - 14000
Carthage² - 15200
Pergamum (4) - 19500
Icosium - 21400
Tingi - 18600
Total - 189.300

Civilian Death Toll 117-115BC : 160.000
Civilian Death Toll 115-110BC : 202.100
Civilian Death Toll 110-105BC : 403.200
Civilian Death Toll 105-100BC : 426.300
Civilian Death Toll 100-095BC : 500.400
Civilian Death Toll 095-090BC : 261.300
Civilian Death Toll 090-085BC : 266.400
Civilian Death Toll 085-080BC : 138.700
Civilian Death Toll 080-070BC : 189.300

TOTAL : 2.547.700

Yay, 2.5 mil, party time

holy !

+rep

[We shall fwee...Wode]

congratulations, you are officially the most succesful genocidal maniac!

just joking, but damn! that is a lot of people killed. also, do you bathe in the blood? or just the corpses?

[Exekutor]

congratulations, you are officially the most succesful genocidal maniac!

just joking, but damn! that is a lot of people killed. also, do you bathe in the blood? or just the corpses?

No no, bathing in blood is for the stupid and the barbaric Why do you think my islands are so fertile? Blood is THE perfect fertilizer
With the skulls I build Genghis Khan-style pyramides and the bones are used to build a bridge between Crete and Rhodes, almost finished

I hope I don't have to put irony-tags here, I don't want that cops or doctors from the mental asylum are knocking on my door one day because someone read this and called them

[MasterOfThessus]

Ehmmm, what was your adress now again?

[Drtad]

Looks like the tide has turned a lot against the TSE, but it seems like they might yet strike back. Look out.

[Spartan_Shame]

Two more great updates. Well done!

[Kleomenis]

excellent aar exekutor. i enjoy it. (btw i support the seleucid empire in this war and i quess i am the only one )

[Tankbuster]

*hiss voice* The Germansssss... Watchsssss out

You're doing great in your AAR, although I would love to see some graphs with your mental decline during the campaign

[sanada]

*hiss voice* The Germansssss... Watchsssss out

You're doing great in your AAR, although I would love to see some graphs with your mental decline during the campaign

That is the best idea I have ever heard.
You could use a pie chart...for something, you generally cant go wrong with pie charts.

[Exekutor]

excellent aar exekutor. i enjoy it. (btw i support the seleucid empire in this war and i quess i am the only one )

There, a seleucid supporter, crucify him

You're doing great in your AAR, although I would love to see some graphs with your mental decline during the campaign

That is the best idea I have ever heard.
You could use a pie chart...for something, you generally cant go wrong with pie charts.

You didn't ask for a key to the pie chart ... hmmm... pie ... *hungry*


Pfff.... You may call it mental decline ... I just liberated myself from the chains of pitiful human morality and compassion, now my way to WORLD DOMINATION is free ... MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Maybe I should have called this AAR "Death and Destruction", fits a lot better

Threesome v2

Romans are reinforcing their african cities ... not that it would help much


Losing a city to a tiny 2-town faction ... like a kick in the balls


Or how I would call it, how to poison your husband


That's a bald lie Our soldiers aren't tough


The oldest guy I ever had, he died with 88 Can I keep the dancer?


:hmmm: 62BC? Julian Calendar? Something is wrong here ... YAY! Alternate dimension!




No no no, damn it you stupid romans, I WANTED to have a Hadrians Wall ... You would think that 5 rebel stacks would put up more of a fight ...
I love the priorities of the AI, TSEs corpse isn't even cold yet and Rome and Germania already started to kill eachother




Go Germania Go! It's just fair to let the Germans win a World War too, at least once

[Snoopy]

Lol can't wait for Rome to land on Sicily

[sanada]

You didn't ask for a key to the pie chart ... hmmm... pie ... *hungry*

you don't need a reason for pie babaaaaaayyyyyyy

whats that i can hear? a POWER VACUUM?

[seleukosART]

Wow, stunning screenies guys!

[molonthegreat]

Nice AAR pretty gigantic armies.

[pseudocaesar]

Rome beat the germans before the germans beat the seleucids, we will do it again!

[Snoopy]

Hmmmm... Who to root for...

Well im bored. GO CARTHAGE!

[We shall fwee...Wode]

GO IRELAND!


Nah, go Rome, kill the Germans and Carthage.

also nice idea, take Ireland as your north atlantic Crete and created a highly sophisticated and civilised people without beer and whisky.

ps the irish are not a people composed of Drunkards. There are some teetotalers. Could those who don't frink please raise your hand. *awkward silence*

PPS just joking they are normal people like everyone else.