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    Default Hilarious...my first turn with Kingdoms...

    So after carefully musing and mulling over which to play first (from the Americas selection) I chose the Apaches.

    Loaded it up. Spent about 20 minutes checking out the building browser, reading all the unit info, etc. Said, "ok time to move some armies around" and sent an army led by the Chief's Son (same thing as Prince) on its way to the closest rebel settlement. Move my spies, then call a warpath on another settlement and have my Chief join. Press "end turn."

    Pretty simple right? Just the first turn.

    Until this happens...



    Haha my first turn with Kingdoms and the damn heir to the throne rebels, leaving me with just a 47 year old man and no heirs. On second thought I think I'll play as New Spain first.


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    I thought heirs could not desert - yet here is the evidence to the contrary. I am sure there would be adoptions coming up if there is a risk of extinction.
    Last edited by Patricius; August 29, 2007 at 05:06 PM.

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    Default Re: Hilarious...my first turn with Kingdoms...

    owned?

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    Default Re: Hilarious...my first turn with Kingdoms...

    lolz


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    Default Re: Hilarious...my first turn with Kingdoms...

    well.....that sucks.....hahaha

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    LOL owned.

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    It was funny because I did have an adoption offer come up, and I'm like "wtf, already? no thanks" then see the second notice is "Betrayed!" lol


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    Had that happened to me in Vanilla as well

    Heirs do have loyalty issues though so you have to keep an eye on that.

    Was his loyalty really that low? That's pretty bad, you'd have to keep daddy with him until his loyalty gets up.

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    I love when that happens, specially in early game. Makes the game allot more interesting.
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    Perfect start to your campaign.....priceless infact!! What are your other thoughts on this campaign though....what is the immersion/gameplay like?

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    Haha, you poor bastard! Come on, give them Apaches another go! We've already played Spain

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Border Reiver View Post
    Perfect start to your campaign.....priceless infact!! What are your other thoughts on this campaign though....what is the immersion/gameplay like?
    I'm playing as the Apache as well, and it's brilliant imo. It's my favorite setup: you're isolated at first, but suddenly you meet everyone at once, and they're powerful, and you're chilling up in SoCal and AZ and Texas and if you send scouts and emissaries south it's quite thrilling.

    The campaign is challenging enough to be fun on M/M, you have to slowly retrain and train troops.

    All in all, super immersive, only reason I'm posting here is because I remember about some chapters I needed to read.

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    Default Re: Hilarious...my first turn with Kingdoms...

    ROFL.

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    Default Re: Hilarious...my first turn with Kingdoms...

    Remember a while ago in Vanilla, the Byzantine Empire (I was Scotland I think) fell after about 5 turns, must have been something like what happened there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyj View Post
    Haha my first turn with Kingdoms and the damn heir to the throne rebels, leaving me with just a 47 year old man and no heirs. On second thought I think I'll play as New Spain first.
    The exact same thing happened to me. My first play, I chose the Americas campaign and started with the Apaches. First turn, my heir deserts me. Classic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella View Post
    The exact same thing happened to me. My first play, I chose the Americas campaign and started with the Apaches. First turn, my heir deserts me. Classic.
    Hahahaha freaking classic indeed. The old "Chief's Son Helaku desertion" trick.

    Reloaded and played as both the Apaches, and as New Spain. Both factions are very different, and very cool. The apache unit roster is actually pretty amazing, and the native infantry slugfests where everybody is getting hatcheted are a real riot to watch. With Spain I've been just taking rebels as I watch the Tlaxcalans destroy Aztec stacks while I give them an occasional bankroll.

    The Americas alone could keep me busy for the "70 hours" of gameplay advertised on the box. The music is awesome too.


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    Hell hath no fury like a non-combatant.
    --Charles Edward Montague

    Oscar Wilde was a child molester. Quoting him doesn't mean that you're smart...you're just promoting a homosexual pedophile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyj View Post
    The Americas alone could keep me busy for the "70 hours" of gameplay advertised on the box. The music is awesome too.
    So true, the campaign is so compelling, I'm already thinking of what faction to play as next, and how mods can improve things. Though tbh for a vanilla release it's quite good. And the music is brilliant, sets the mood perfectly.

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    Default Re: Hilarious...my first turn with Kingdoms...

    Ha Ha I vote, Reload

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    Helaku must have been awed by the people of Chihuahua and their small dogs.....you might think he is quer dont you?

    (Its clickable by the way....An S2 overhaul mod.)

    Seriously. Click it. Its the only overhaul mod that's overhauling enough to bring out NEW clans
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    Default Re: Hilarious...my first turn with Kingdoms...

    that happend to me in vanilla playing as portugal, my prince deserted. i had no idea it could happen either, until that.
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