I Killed Jesus

[Tajir]

I'm in my first English Campaign since I damn near got the game, and its going really good. I'm just trampling on the Southern Europeans while keeping the bothersome Germanic factions at a distance and pleasing the holy pope.

Kililng Jesus was not my intention, but the Spanish bastard got in my way!

They had 1500 men, I had 2000 men (VH difficulty) and I pretty much sent them to the dogs, all 1500 of them.

[Cooter of Hazzard]

Holy crap, I think Gods gonna *****slap ya for that.

[Arceus]

have fun in hell,

[Ekeh Mayu]

Well, I suppose you just stopped the second coming.

[Axeman]

Great ive been waiting for the rapture all these years only to learn you stopped it at least 800 years ago!!

[AdmiringtheEnemyeh?]

Sorry man, not that i have anything against you, but you're going to be in trouble with the big man upstairs.

[Roshak]

Hey it must be a game thing with Spain because I fought Jesus too . Need to find the screen for it, but think if you do a search you'll find my pic of him.

Its pretty funny.

[Kalos]

I fought with a General Jesus once, and his reinforcements were Captain Jesus. Wish I'd taken a screenshot.

[HorseArcher]

Is (was) Jesus a popular name in Spain, or the devs felt like it was, by including the name on the faction name list? I know, that in Brazil and Mexico it is popular, but we are not talking about the latin americans, but the Kindgom of Spain.

[Chola_Kingdom]

why did you kill that innocent fellow who was running around the jerusalem!!. you are a "brotherrr of the murdererrr"

[MattErickson]

Yes it was popular in Spain aswell.

How did your reputation with the Papal States go? Maybe your men are decendants of Romans?

[Tajir]

I have an alliance with the Pope and our relations are Perfect, thanks to 4000 florins tribute per 10 turns.

And once again, I did not want to kill Jesus, I am not a Roman! I am a god-fearing Englishman!

[Miraj]

Jesus is a common name for spaniards and hispanics. On of my programming professors name was Jesus. Of course it's pronounced hay-soos.

[LuiSius_ScutaRuS]

Jesus is a common name for spaniards and hispanics.

You can sleep well

[Primvs Sextvs Loverlord]

You can't kill Jesus because he has Resurrection Rank 1. As a back-up, he uses an Ankh.

[LeonidasOfSparta]

You better ope pope doent visit TWC on secrert accounT!

[Pfundner]

lol

[Pfundner]

have a nice time in hell buddy, nice work!

[edders]

You can't kill Jesus because he has Resurrection Rank 1. As a back-up, he uses an Ankh.

An Ankh's only good for one 'shot' though, so if you can draw him into a line of Ziggurats and spam ghouls...wait a sec.

[MunichRules]

That's childish !
If you had an idea of spanish culture, you would know that the name "Jesus" is a very common in Spain.

Hay-soos: sorry no !. "Jota" doesn't exist in english/american spelling. It's more like the "ch" in german oder in swiss language. (To all anglos, remember the sound you make before having enough to spit out, that is ch )

The letter J(ota) is the biggest problem for spanish people in pronouncing the english letter H, they don't have any equivalent in their alphabet. For this reason spanish pronounce a extremly hard "hello" or "hi". The clue is that spanish alaphabet uses the letter H, but without acentuation. Like in "hola" or "hambre".
And next problem: Spaniards do not make any difference in spelling the charakter "v" or "b". For anglos/usas there is indeed a very big difference. (hehe)

So class is over children go home and do homework.

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MunichRules