The Conservative Capitalist Manifesto

[Poisoner]

I believe after hearing the socialists sing their tune for so long, its our turn to have the stage. Let us show our support for the brilliant capitalist system that has fueled day to day advances in technology, medicine, industry, and pretty much everything that effects out modern world.

I don't want your health care, I'll get my own. I don't need your unemployment, I have a job.

Anyways, I'm lazy so I'll let someone else post the facts.

[Big War Bird]

Anyways, I'm lazy so I'll let someone else post the facts.

I'll do it for you if there is money involved.

[Poisoner]

I'll do it for you if there is money involved.

I only pay commission and I offer no benefits.

[Rhinosaur]

I only pay commission and I offer no benefits.

What are the rates?

[Poisoner]

What are the rates?

Well you get $2.25 for each paragraph you list, $2.65 if you bold the statements within the paragraph that need extra emphasis. You get $1.70 for every link you post and a quote of an article with a link will net you $2.20.

However, I will let you know that you will be back charged $.15 for each punctuation error, and $.35 for each grammatical/spelling error, because I am going to be a grammar Nazi if I am paying you.

[Rhinosaur]

Well you get $2.25 for each paragraph you list, $2.65 if you bold the statements within the paragraph that need extra emphasis. You get $1.70 for every link you post and a quote of an article with a link will net you $2.20.

However, I will let you know that you will be back charged $.15 for each punctuation error, and $.35 for each grammatical/spelling error, because I am going to be a grammar Nazi if I am paying you.

My spelling, grammar, and punctuation are top notch even when I'm piss drunk.