If World War II Was an RTS

[Ketzerfreund]

Sorry, if this is old to some, I've just discovered it on the net.
Hilarious!


If World War II had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this:

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0J0: lol
Roosevelt: o this ****n sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the **** up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is ****in weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull:wub: u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0J0: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little b***h ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge ****in army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A ****IN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler: o man ur ****ed
paTTon: oh what now b****h
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun *********r
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are ****in gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: **** u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: **** this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u ****in suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: **** u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o ****!
*paTTon has left the game.*

-Der Ketzerfreund.

[~Beren~]

Oh man! I never laughed so hard!
*wipes tear* Oh yeah, that was hilarious.

Loved the part:

"Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge ******* army
Hitler[AoE]: thats ************ u hacker"



Although, you should censor some words in there.

[Nutsack]

Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge ******* army
Hitler[AoE]: thats ************ u hacker

I thought this was funny until I remembered that Germany had gone through the exact same process. Actually even worse for Germany than for the United States.

[removeduser_426582376423734]

So old but still quite funny.

[~Beren~]

How old?

[Odovacar]

Haha..awesome!

[Ketzerfreund]

Although, you should censor some words in there.

Done.

-Der Ketzerfreund.

[The Walrus]

I saw that and pissed my pants the first time. That whole military page is priceless. Unfortunately, I lost the link

[Angmar_nite]

Yeah, it's a lil better with the .gif.

[Juno]

This is older than ARPANET itself.

[DaLeGiOnArY]

thats muda***ring **** haxing funny d00d

[MattErickson]

Hahaha, that's hilarious.

Awsome.

[Roshak]

That was pretty hilarious. nice find

[LSJ]

Quite a lot of these... all pretty much the same with different music.

[illyrius]

hahahaahahah lol lol lol i cant stop laughin

[eddy_purpus]

ahhahahahahhahhahahhahha
LoL

[LSJ]

[VALIS]

You people find this shit funny, really?


EDIT:

Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?

Okay, this was amusing, apart from that passage, the vast majority of this piece was just downright dumb and not funny at all.

[bushbush]

LMAO...

[Trey]

You people find this shit funny, really?


EDIT:


Okay, this was amusing, apart from that passage, the vast majority of this piece was just downright dumb and not funny at all.

Thank you, I was about to lose hope.