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Thanatos's Theological Treatise
Issue #4
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This book is a bit of a treasure trove in regards to the factual and scientific data of the events of Christ’s Passion.
How so?
Well, think of it in this way.
Christians as a whole know full and well the sequence of events of Christs’s Passion, from the night at the garden of Gethsemane, to the crucifixion at Golgotha, to the burial in the stone sepulcher.
While a great amount of proper dedication is given to Christ’s sufferings and the spiritual significance of His actions leading up to the cross, almost no attention is given to the physical aspect of the Passion. It would be a very safe bet to say that most Christians have no conception of an anatomist’s point of view when thinking of the sufferings of Jesus.
While the main significance is, rightfully so, given to the spiritual message that Christ taught, there can be no harm in striving a bit further, and wondering what physically happened as well. Just because something is highly spiritual and mystical does not mean that a physical explanation is not forthcoming as well.
Here are just a smattering of questions that most Christians are probably unable to answer, or maybe just never thought of before.
- The symbol of the cross is universally recognized as +. However, where is the proof that Jesus was crucified on a high cross? Was Jesus crucified on a +, usually reserved for senators and statesmen of high pedigree, or on the common T, given to common criminals and citizens of the time?
- Was Jesus crucified in the palms of his hands, or on his wrists? If so, where, exactly?
- Why did water and blood come out of the wound made by Longinus’ lance at the heart?
- Did Jesus carry an entire cross to Golgotha, or did he carry only the patibulum (the horizontal beam)?
- Why was Jesus unable to carry his cross to Golgotha alone?
- Did Romans usually scourge before crucifixion, or on the way to crucifixion?
- When Jesus’ feet were crucified, which foot was in front of the other? Left, or right?
- Besides the obvious spiritual reasons, why was Jesus so thirsty?
- When Simon of Cyrene was conscripted to carry the cross, was he sharing the burden with Jesus, or was he carrying it alone?
- How much did a patibulum weigh? How much did a whole cross patibulum and stipes weigh?
- Who was there when Jesus was captured in the garden of Gethsemane?
- How many nails were used to crucify Jesus?
- Did Jesus really sweat blood?
- What is the real reason for the fish symbolism, other than that of decorating the bumpers of cars?
- How thick were the nails used to crucify Jesus?
- What is the exact cause of death from crucifixion?
- What are the physical symptoms that happen to the thighs, the arms, and the chest, specifically, when the body is crucified?
- The normal time for crucifixion would take anywhere from a day (usually) to three days (in the most extreme cases). If that was the case, why was Jesus’s time on the cross so unbelievably short?
- How many people carried Jesus to the tomb?
- How far is Golgotha from Jerusalem?
- How far is Golgotha from the stone tomb in which Jesus would be laid to rest?
- Why did the holy women have to wait until the Sabbath was over to anoint Jesus’s body? Why didn’t they do a proper burial when they first laid Jesus out in the tomb?
- Since Jesus’ proper burial was botched until after the Sabbath, were the disciples able to anoint the body with anything when they laid Him in the tomb? If so, with what?
- Was Jesus’ crown of thorns a circle, or was it a cap?
- What tree was the crown of thorns made from?
- How many people scourged Jesus in the praetorium?
- Were they of differing heights, or were they of about the same height?
- What were the two main weapons they used to scourge Jesus with?
- Were the majority of Jesus’ wounds on His back, or on His front?
- Did Jesus have the dignity of an undergarment when He was scourged, and later on the cross?
- Was Jesus’ crown of thorns merely resting on His head, or was there something keeping it fastened on His head?
- How much would the scalp have bled from the thorns?
- Were there bands holding fast Jesus’ body in the tomb, or was it only a burial cloth?
- When the Bible mentions nakedness, does it actually mean somebody was in the nude, or does it mean something different?
- Was Jesus’ crucifixion a hurried job?
- Did Jesus have a nice physique (in a non-blasphemous way)?
- What was the exact process in how people were crucified? Were they really crucified on the ground, like in Mel Gibson’s movie?
- Why is crucifixion the worst type of torture one can go through? Why is it worse, than say, getting eaten or burned alive?
- Did the Romans always nail people to the cross at crucifixion, or did they use other instruments as well?
- Did the Romans invent crucifixion?
- At what point did Jesus stop bleeding profusely?
- How did the Roman military executors/carpenters make a ? type of cross? What about a ? type of cross?
- How much leeway did the Roman executor overseeing the crucifixion have over the proceedings? Could he torture the crucified more if he wished?
- Was Jesus’ heart wound normal at those times?
- Was Jesus’ crown with thorns common for those who would be put to death for supposedly defying the power of Rome?
- Which hurts more, getting crucified in the feet, or in the hands?
- What was His burial cloth made of?
- How big was His burial cloth?
- When are you going to get to your point already?! Enough with the questions!
These are more than perfectly valid questions, no?
So, what’s the name of this book already?!
The name of this book is “A Doctor at Calvary – The Passion of Our Lord Jesus Christ as Described by a Surgeon” by Pierre Barbet, M.D.
This book was originally written in French, but has been translated into English by the Earl of Wicklow.
Here is the cover of the book:
And the back of the book:
And this book is going to answer all of those questions? Isn’t that a bit ambitious? Besides, how does he get his information from? How does he know about all of this?
This is a perfectly valid question. It is only natural that one would demand verification of the author’s data.
All of those questions are answered by him by a detailed description of the Holy Shroud of Turin. For those who don’t know what that is, The Holy Shroud of Turin is the very burial shroud that Jesus was wrapped in after His crucifixion.
Yeah, sure. And how do we know this “holy” shroud is anything? It could be a forgery, for crying out loud!
Yes, this is another perfectly valid concern as well. There have been numerous forgeries of the Shroud, the last true attempt being made during the 14th century.
Monsieur Barbet takes a look at every single forgery, and points out the blunders the artist has made when he tried to make a copy of the Shroud. As Msr. Barbet is an anatomist and a surgeon, and the Shroud was covering the bloody body of Jesus partly on the way to the tomb, and covered his entire body later, there are many details, large and small, that painters, notorious for eschewing realism instead for the common artistic practices of iconography of the time have overlooked.
Msr. Barbet investigates each “shroud” very closely, in a very detailed and scientific matter, showing how each one is proved to be a forgery.
And we know that this “Shroud of Turin” is real because…?
Msr. Barbet, through the scientific method, analyzes the blood stains on the shroud, as well as the imprint of Jesus on the shroud, and through his understanding of anatomy and as a surgeon of how blood and clot serum works, is forced to conclude that the Shroud of Turin is indeed the real one, spending at least a quarter of the book on how there simply is no flaw in the marks of the Shroud that would give it away as the mark of a forger.
Among some other details of the true Shroud:
- The imprint of Jesus on the Shroud has Him naked. No other shroud has ever portrayed Him thus, probably from the artists’ fear of violating iconography’s norms (regardless of the time period), as well as that of blasphemy (or so they thought).
- The other shrouds tend to portray all four nail holes (the two hands, the two feet). The Shroud of Turin is the only one to show two, with one hand above the other covering the pelvic regions to preserve His dignity, and one foot hole shown. The other leg imprint begins to fade out by the time it reaches His other foot.
- As artists are, as I’ve mentioned before, usually notoriously bad at anatomy and the way physics impacts the flow of liquids, the forgeries often depict very nice flows of “blood” on their respective shrouds. The Shroud of Turin is the only one to show not a flow, but a great smattering of the marks of clots.
- When blood coagulates into a clot, the clot grows progressively smaller, emitting clear serum as it does so, which would have stained the regions around the blood marks on the Shroud. However, the True Shroud is the only one to show these serum stains.
- The other shrouds like to portray Jesus as crucified in the palms, while the Shroud is pierced in the wrists.
- The images produced by the True Shroud when viewing it directly in front, imprints and clots and all, are a perfect photographic negative of the body that lay in the cloth itself. All the other shrouds do not duplicate this visual aspect, as the whole concept of a negative was completely unknown in those times. Consequently, none of the of the artists creating these forgeries would have known to do this.
Excerpts from the book itself, completely random pages:
It is through such analytical detailed searches that Msr. Barbet comes to such conclusions through the entire book. Throughout the book as well, Msr. Barbet also employs the help of other physicians in the field with their own critique of the Shroud of Turin, as well as utilizing the work of Saints who were real doctors as well in their true profession to analyze not only the Shroud, but the Bible verses that describe the Passion as well.
Any else you want to say?
If a complain could be lodged against this book, I would say that if anything, it is too detailed, if such a thing were even remotely possible. Although Msr. Barbet has written the book for those not of a medical profession, he must still use the scientific terms for the different parts of the body when describing them out of basic comprehensive necessity.
I strongly recommend that you have a computer dictionary on hand so that you can look up any words that you don’t know.
Although the author himself is Catholic, he has strived to the utmost to ensure that his opinions and deductions are of purely a scientific nature, as is properly befitting any scientist that is investigating any claim. He also wishes to state that he is more than willing to reevaluate his positions if any opposing evidence that is undeniably contradictory to the facts he has stated down comes up. However, as of now, there still has not been any opposing arguments to the thesis he has written down in this book.
Thank you for taking your time to read TTT #4, and I hope you had as much enjoyment out of reading this work as I did in creating this labor of love.
Your humble theologian,
Thanatos









