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    Heres some jokes those who are librtarians and those who can't stand them can get

    also whats the idfferenc between a anarchist and a libertarian jokes

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    • What is a libertarian salad? Lettuce alone!
    • A libertarian is a liberal who learned economics.
    • I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans were running the country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache.
    • What is the derivation of the word Politics? It comes from Poly, meaning many, and Ticks, a blood sucking insect.
    • How can you tell if a politician is lying? His lips are moving.
    • How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. The Market will take care of it.
    • Why did the Libertarian cross the road? To start his own country.

    What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians?

    • Libertarians are anarchists with money.
    • Anarchists believe property is theft. Libertarians believe everything is property.
    • Libertarians are bosses; anarchists work for them when they run out of other options.
    • Libertarians buy more guns, but anarchists use more ammo.
    • Libertarians ride in stretch limos; anarchists throw bricks through their windshields.
    • Libertarians go shopping; anarchists go shoplifting.
    • Libertarians go to the police after they've been mugged; anarchists get mugged by the police.
    • A libertarian wants to marry another libertarian, but only after sleeping with enough anarchists.
    • Anarchists ignore the IRS; Libertarians hire accountants and attorneys to fight them.
    • Libertarians think the government is trying steal the property they rightfully own; anarchists think the government is trying to defend property that nobody rightfully owns.
    • Libertarians are organized in a political party; anarchists aren't organized in anything.
    • Anarchists ignore elections; Libertarians run for office, vote and lose.
    • Libertarians think anarchists are naive and unrealistic; anarchists don't care what libertarians think.
    according to exarch I am like
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    sure, the way fred phelps finds christianity too optimistic?

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    btw having a sig telling people not to report you is hilarious.

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    • What is a libertarian salad? Lettuce alone!
    • A libertarian is a liberal who learned economics.
    • I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans were running the country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache.
    • What is the derivation of the word Politics? It comes from Poly, meaning many, and Ticks, a blood sucking insect.
    • How can you tell if a politician is lying? His lips are moving.
    • How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. The Market will take care of it.
    • Why did the Libertarian cross the road? To start his own country.
    Wow sounds like me. Thanks
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    Kiljan is a closet libertarian....
    It has been surmised, that perhaps, my lord had become like a wild animal that had been kept too long. Perhaps, but whatever... freedom... so long an unremembered dream, was his.
    The children of Doom...Doom's children. They told my lord the way to the mountain of power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the earth...HA!! time enough for the earth in the grave.

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    No I was just bored and googled libertarian jokes and thats what I found. I am an affirmned militaristic socialist,well I am somewhat a civil libertarian.
    according to exarch I am like
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    sure, the way fred phelps finds christianity too optimistic?

    Simple truths
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    Did you know being born into wealth or marrying into wealth really shows you never did anything to earn it?
    btw having a sig telling people not to report you is hilarious.

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    well I am somewhat a civil libertarian.
    Somewhat being the operative word here
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    well I am against the war on drugs, I say that you should be able to have what ever the hell crack pot therois you want and voice them, I am against warrenless wiretapping, I believe the FCC should lossen its grasp on radio regulation, I also belive that schools should give their students more rights, plus theres the fact that I wouldn't even ban Mein Kamp, and I am against hate crime legislation. Thats why I am somewhat a civil libertarian.
    according to exarch I am like
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exarch View Post
    sure, the way fred phelps finds christianity too optimistic?

    Simple truths
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Did you know being born into wealth or marrying into wealth really shows you never did anything to earn it?
    btw having a sig telling people not to report you is hilarious.

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    I am in favor of jokes so kiljan and I are in agreement on this thread





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    well I am against the war on drugs, I say that you should be able to have what ever the hell crack pot therois you want and voice them, I am against warrenless wiretapping, I believe the FCC should lossen its grasp on radio regulation, I also belive that schools should give their students more rights, plus theres the fact that I wouldn't even ban Mein Kamp, and I am against hate crime legislation. Thats why I am somewhat a civil libertarian.
    Then you should be against the IRS and at the very least in favor of the fair tax .
    I have nothing against the womens movement. Especially when Im walking behind it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiljan View Post
    No I was just bored and googled libertarian jokes and thats what I found. I am an affirmned militaristic socialist,well I am somewhat a civil libertarian.
    Obsessed with Libertarians are we? I think deep down inside of you is a Libertarian screaming to get out.



    On a side note, militaristic socialist just screams brown shirt to me.
    It has been surmised, that perhaps, my lord had become like a wild animal that had been kept too long. Perhaps, but whatever... freedom... so long an unremembered dream, was his.
    The children of Doom...Doom's children. They told my lord the way to the mountain of power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the earth...HA!! time enough for the earth in the grave.

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    kiljan I feel like we aren't good enough friends

    the kilster

    whats up buddy





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    no before putting in libertarian I was seeing if any more celebrities had made a fool out of themselves, and before that I was looking for porn.

    Militaristic socialist not brown shirt more doing what most socialist countries do but not being a pussy with the military.
    according to exarch I am like
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    sure, the way fred phelps finds christianity too optimistic?

    Simple truths
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    Did you know being born into wealth or marrying into wealth really shows you never did anything to earn it?
    btw having a sig telling people not to report you is hilarious.

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    kiljan

    I have one question for you

    do u hubu





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    whats hubu?
    according to exarch I am like
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exarch View Post
    sure, the way fred phelps finds christianity too optimistic?

    Simple truths
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    Did you know being born into wealth or marrying into wealth really shows you never did anything to earn it?
    btw having a sig telling people not to report you is hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiljan View Post
    no before putting in libertarian I was seeing if any more celebrities had made a fool out of themselves, and before that I was looking for porn.
    Well now we know some other things you obsess about..
    It has been surmised, that perhaps, my lord had become like a wild animal that had been kept too long. Perhaps, but whatever... freedom... so long an unremembered dream, was his.
    The children of Doom...Doom's children. They told my lord the way to the mountain of power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the earth...HA!! time enough for the earth in the grave.

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    My only rerason is because its funny when they get thrown off their pedestals.
    according to exarch I am like
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exarch View Post
    sure, the way fred phelps finds christianity too optimistic?

    Simple truths
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Did you know being born into wealth or marrying into wealth really shows you never did anything to earn it?
    btw having a sig telling people not to report you is hilarious.

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    I didn't know that libertarians had pedestals in the first place. :hmmm: Did a Libertarian ever hurt your feelings when you were younger?
    It has been surmised, that perhaps, my lord had become like a wild animal that had been kept too long. Perhaps, but whatever... freedom... so long an unremembered dream, was his.
    The children of Doom...Doom's children. They told my lord the way to the mountain of power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the earth...HA!! time enough for the earth in the grave.

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    Not the libertarians the celebrities.
    according to exarch I am like
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Quote Originally Posted by Exarch View Post
    sure, the way fred phelps finds christianity too optimistic?

    Simple truths
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Did you know being born into wealth or marrying into wealth really shows you never did anything to earn it?
    btw having a sig telling people not to report you is hilarious.

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