Libertarian jokes

[Kiljan Arslan]

Heres some jokes those who are librtarians and those who can't stand them can get

also whats the idfferenc between a anarchist and a libertarian jokes

From jokecat.com


• What is a libertarian salad? Lettuce alone!
• A libertarian is a liberal who learned economics.
• I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans were running the country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache.
• What is the derivation of the word Politics? It comes from Poly, meaning many, and Ticks, a blood sucking insect.
• How can you tell if a politician is lying? His lips are moving.
• How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. The Market will take care of it.
• Why did the Libertarian cross the road? To start his own country.

What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians?

• Libertarians are anarchists with money.
• Anarchists believe property is theft. Libertarians believe everything is property.
• Libertarians are bosses; anarchists work for them when they run out of other options.
• Libertarians buy more guns, but anarchists use more ammo.
• Libertarians ride in stretch limos; anarchists throw bricks through their windshields.
• Libertarians go shopping; anarchists go shoplifting.
• Libertarians go to the police after they've been mugged; anarchists get mugged by the police.
• A libertarian wants to marry another libertarian, but only after sleeping with enough anarchists.
• Anarchists ignore the IRS; Libertarians hire accountants and attorneys to fight them.
• Libertarians think the government is trying steal the property they rightfully own; anarchists think the government is trying to defend property that nobody rightfully owns.
• Libertarians are organized in a political party; anarchists aren't organized in anything.
• Anarchists ignore elections; Libertarians run for office, vote and lose.
• Libertarians think anarchists are naive and unrealistic; anarchists don't care what libertarians think.

[Rush Limbaugh]

• What is a libertarian salad? Lettuce alone!
• A libertarian is a liberal who learned economics.
• I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans were running the country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache.
• What is the derivation of the word Politics? It comes from Poly, meaning many, and Ticks, a blood sucking insect.
• How can you tell if a politician is lying? His lips are moving.
• How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. The Market will take care of it.
• Why did the Libertarian cross the road? To start his own country.

Wow sounds like me. Thanks

[-Conan the Barbarian-]

Kiljan is a closet libertarian....

[Kiljan Arslan]

No I was just bored and googled libertarian jokes and thats what I found. I am an affirmned militaristic socialist,well I am somewhat a civil libertarian.

[Rush Limbaugh]

well I am somewhat a civil libertarian.

Somewhat being the operative word here

[Kiljan Arslan]

well I am against the war on drugs, I say that you should be able to have what ever the hell crack pot therois you want and voice them, I am against warrenless wiretapping, I believe the FCC should lossen its grasp on radio regulation, I also belive that schools should give their students more rights, plus theres the fact that I wouldn't even ban Mein Kamp, and I am against hate crime legislation. Thats why I am somewhat a civil libertarian.

[Daovonnaex]

I am in favor of jokes so kiljan and I are in agreement on this thread

[Rush Limbaugh]

well I am against the war on drugs, I say that you should be able to have what ever the hell crack pot therois you want and voice them, I am against warrenless wiretapping, I believe the FCC should lossen its grasp on radio regulation, I also belive that schools should give their students more rights, plus theres the fact that I wouldn't even ban Mein Kamp, and I am against hate crime legislation. Thats why I am somewhat a civil libertarian.

Then you should be against the IRS and at the very least in favor of the fair tax .

[-Conan the Barbarian-]

No I was just bored and googled libertarian jokes and thats what I found. I am an affirmned militaristic socialist,well I am somewhat a civil libertarian.

Obsessed with Libertarians are we? I think deep down inside of you is a Libertarian screaming to get out.



On a side note, militaristic socialist just screams brown shirt to me.

[Daovonnaex]

kiljan I feel like we aren't good enough friends

the kilster

whats up buddy

[Kiljan Arslan]

no before putting in libertarian I was seeing if any more celebrities had made a fool out of themselves, and before that I was looking for porn.

Militaristic socialist not brown shirt more doing what most socialist countries do but not being a pussy with the military.

[Daovonnaex]

kiljan

I have one question for you

do u hubu

[Kiljan Arslan]

whats hubu?

[-Conan the Barbarian-]

no before putting in libertarian I was seeing if any more celebrities had made a fool out of themselves, and before that I was looking for porn.

Well now we know some other things you obsess about..

[Kiljan Arslan]

My only rerason is because its funny when they get thrown off their pedestals.

[-Conan the Barbarian-]

I didn't know that libertarians had pedestals in the first place. :hmmm: Did a Libertarian ever hurt your feelings when you were younger?

[Kiljan Arslan]

Not the libertarians the celebrities.