I cant decide whether this is the worst film ever, I only got through halve of it before the novelty wore off.
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apperently earth is protected by a layer of brain matter
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Trust me, you didnt miss much in the second half...
I watched this film on K, and it was not funny... It almost seemed like the film was repeating itself about half way through, till I realised that they literally were using the exact same shots over and over again.
This film is demented."Moral indignation is jealousy with a Halo" - H.G. Wells.
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OMG, how did you even make it half way through. The images didn't even remotely go with anything the narrator was saying. Was like watching someone announce a baseball game while watching Nascar.
It was so bad I had to send the link to all my friends so they could appreciate the 5 minutes of suffering i experienced
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You watched for 5 mins Ramashan, ma can't beleve you hold out that long after the letters I watched for 2 mins and closed it was so bad
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Im sorry but the film dragged me in with the "some crazy nuclear wars" and the earth is protected by a crust of brain matter...
i watched the last half and he gets a JESUS SWORD.
youre right, it randomley cuts to shots of a man in a devil mask, i actually jumped out my seat and shouted "EL DIABLO"
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lol best intro ever. Come on, it's supposed to be scifi and they come with kindergarten music
I stopped after 3 1/2 mins, I already saw the same Millenium Falcon shot over 4 times
And you say it gets even worse?
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LOL, The worst ever or most comic scfi ever. But sure it is a "Cult Film".
I remember, we as cinema club of BU (Bogazici University) were used to show it annually at campus movie. I do not know this tradition still exists.
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Actually its not really that bad for a Turkish movie made in 1982. However, for today's standard it's definitely a total piece of garbage.
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Im just plain confused right now.
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no my friend even with the 1982 standards this is a terrible film......
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i watched the first 10 seconds and it is official, it the worst movie of all time
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For all the people that just watched 5 minutes you need at least to see the last fight scenes. This movie wins.
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Jesus Harold Christ on a ****ing Rubber Crutch.
the constant rolling of the "good guy" in the last scene makes me laugh
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OMG Some strange guy with gloves beating up some ah .... teddy bears in the desert with the music of Indiana Jones
It can't get any worse ... I hope
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LOL what the hell is going on!
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Man this is the most confusing piece of **** I have ever seen. It makes less sense than either Egah or Manos the hands of fate..
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in that last sequence did they blow up the earth that they were fighting on?
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If this was our sw vs there sw, our stormtroopers woulve shot all those guys up rather then physically trying to beat eachother up.....
then again stormtrooper aim aint the best..
i still cant believe this was even made into a filmm..
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Cpt. George Green: End of Watch 10/26/10: Oklahoma Highway PD
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Officer John Abraham: End of Watch 10/25/10: Teaneck PD New Jersey
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Hey whos the hot blond?
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