SCHOOL PLAYGROUND TOTAL WAR???

[ackerhasks]

Picture the scene.Two school fields backing onto each other.The lunch bell rings and 2000 10-13 year olds race to the boundary seperating the two schools.A tense face off ensues until a pupil from one school lobs a water bomb hitting the leader of the other school square in the face.
Retaliation is swift.200 of his best pea shooter archers step up and launch a salvo into the other schools conker slingers taking out a quarter of them and sending the rest into full retreat.
Sensing a quick victory he orders his BMX cavalry forward to cut them down with their plastic light sabres.
Victory seems certain until out of the dust of the fleeing plastic sword and armour infantry appears the ultimate weapon of mass destruction

GIRLS!!!
Or something like that!
Just an idea for a less serious total war???

[ChickenMuncher]

It'd be better if they threw rocks. Sharp ones. It'd add more humour. I'm sick & twisted.

[asd21593]

or we could do School:Total War

Factions

Jocks
Nerds
Losers
Geeks
Cool Kids
Slutty Girls


each city is a backpack, and you can sack(term for turning it inside out, actually kinda cruel) it


Units

book throwers
sharp pencil infantry
ruler kinghts
broom pikemen
chemical lab throwers
hall monitor guard



asd

[Paul d]

asd, for factions you forgot the following:

1. gangster latinos(or black guys)
2. the somewhatpopular kids
ect

[Haqiq]

Lol it will be a crazy mod with nerd having science technology and the jock can throw basketball at them.

[asd21593]

Lol it will be a crazy mod with nerd having science technology and the jock can throw basketball at them.

ahem......flaming basketball