Does jesus really give a crap what you think about him???

[Axe-Battler]

Alright, this is really serious, and actually has deep thought to it(not really but most people are dumb)...

To you christians, why would jesus give a rat's ass what you think or say about him?

I said in another thread, that I could beat jesus in arm wrestling...and I'm sure it may offend people...

but why? If jesus, (to you) is the most powerful being in the universe, and loving, and merciful...why? Why would he care what some stupid 19 year old said about him on the internet?

Don't you think he has bigger **** to worry about? He's running an entire universe with over 200 trillion galaxies ya know... And God knows how much life is in it... ja? jajaja...

And don't you think jesus would feel closer to you if you felt comfortable enough with him, to say "jesus you suck ass loser!"

say it as a friend...right? I'm serious.

Well why do you all think jesus cares what people think or say of him?

[Gary88]

JESUS SAYS TALK TO THE HAND

[Axe-Battler]

gary88 what does that mean?

Are you threatening me?

[boofhead]

I don't think He is as worried as many think. He would probably much rather prefer that people pray

"Hey JC, what's going on? Had a crap day today so gimme a hand will ya?"

than

"Oh my blessed Saviour, Only Son of God who sits at His right hand, I beseech thee most humbly....etc etc"

He is probably just sad that non-believers don't know that He is the Dude, that's all.

Rev.Boof

[Gary88]

threatening you? no, it was a joke. i was suggesting Jesus would say 'talk to the hand because the face aint listening' ie he doesnt care what you think.

[Axe-Battler]

lmao

my uncle is a blood raging catholic...

I told him I could beat jesus in a arm wrestling match, and dear god he went nuts lmao...

he said I speak blasphemes... which actually isn't blasphemes lol

I told him "Why do you bother to believe in jesus if you don't actually love him and you're just frightened of him?"

He just said "You can't do that bro!!!"

[Serious Spamurai]

he said I speak blasphemes... which actually isn't blasphemes lol

Ya'know Blasphemy means "Silly Woman", dunno why I felt the need to say that, but I did.

[Ummagumma]

Ya'know Blasphemy means "Silly Woman", dunno why I felt the need to say that, but I did.

ETYMOLOGY: 13c as blasfemie: from Latin blasphemos evil-speaking.

Don't know why I felt I had to correct that, but I did.

(Just a cut+paste from Chambers..)

[Spurius]

ETYMOLOGY: 13c as blasfemie: from Latin blasphemos evil-speaking.

Don't know why I felt I had to correct that, but I did.

More precisely, speaking in mocking or contemptuous terms about God or whatever is held Sacred.

[removeduser_487563287433]

Of course not, the dude's dead.

[chapman104]

maybe jesus is an oversensetive emo guy who cries if you dont like him

[Axe-Battler]

maybe jesus is an oversensetive emo guy who cries if you dont like him

bah come on it's jesus, this dude was a tough guy if he was real...

the reason we know if he existed he was tough is because:
1 - he was a jewish carpenter, they work hard and had hard bodies...forget the paintings of him that show him being a skinny little meek guy, he was strong.
2 - he never gave in when he was being crucified, obviously the only person that would do that in modern times is maybe a green beret, or a shaolin monk... so we know he was a tough guy.

[chapman104]

bah come on it's jesus, this dude was a tough guy if he was real...

the reason we know if he existed he was tough is because:
1 - he was a jewish carpenter, they work hard and had hard bodies...forget the paintings of him that show him being a skinny little meek guy, he was strong.
2 - he never gave in when he was being crucified, obviously the only person that would do that in modern times is maybe a green beret, or a shaolin monk... so we know he was a tough guy.

he could be emotionally weak but super strong so like if you insult him he will beat you but only after crying for 3 hours

[Cluny the Scourge]

Jesus is Lord and He knows it - He pisses on your dog and enjoys your wife, and you know why? Because He just feels like it. And that's the stone cold truth and there's nothing you can do about it. He also has a bigger penis than you - and it doesn't matter how big your penis actually is, I don't want to know, because His is bigger anyway. And when it comes time for your judgement and He flings you into the fires for eternity and laughs at you as you go screaming down on your way - He will probably gesture toward His crotch and wink, just to make that point. In short, no Jesus doesn't give a crap what you think about Him. And don't waste my time talking to me about Green Berets and Shaolin Monks - they couldn't catch Jesus in a three-legged race if the guy was He paired with only had one leg.

[Axe-Battler]

Jesus is Lord and He knows it - He pisses on your dog and enjoys your wife, and you know why? Because He just feels like it. And that's the stone cold truth and there's nothing you can do about it. He also has a bigger penis than you - and it doesn't matter how big your penis actually is, I don't want to know, because His is bigger anyway. And when it comes time for your judgement and He flings you into the fires for eternity and laughs at you as you go screaming down on your way - He will probably gesture toward His crotch and wink, just to make that point. In short, no Jesus doesn't give a crap what you think about Him. And don't waste my time talking to me about Green Berets and Shaolin Monks - they couldn't catch Jesus in a three-legged race if the guy was He paired with only had one leg.

I whooped his ass already in a fight m8, ask him yourself.

[Cluny the Scourge]

I whooped his ass already in a fight m8, ask him yourself.

Uh uh, He told me Himself that He totally made you His prison-meat that time and you got your m8s to hold His arms while you beat Him up. No way is that a fair fight.

[Axe-Battler]

That was a lie!

That's not even what happened.

He came up to me in my backyard, I was smoking a cigerette...and a bright light appeared...

I said "?"

I hear him go "hello there XXX"

So I said "Can I help you?"

He said "My name is jesus"

I said "My ass" and went over and punched him in his face.

He said "whoa! cool it man! I am really jesus"

So I told him to prove it, so what he did was he made a fire in my backyard out of his hands...

I was impressed enough, so I believed him.

The point is, he may be able to do impossible things, but I can beat him in a fight.

[Rush Limbaugh]

oes jesus really give a crap

I doubt he has bowel movements. At least any more. I wonder if his shite smelled like heaven

[The Good]

I'm surprised no actual Christians replied to this thread yet, well here I go then.

Ramtha: Jesus DOES give a 'crap' about you, about everyone really. But keep in mind that Jesus (God and Jesus are the same) allows people to make choices in their lives. That choice, is up to you. Here is something I should remind you of also, you are only judged by what you know, so, that means that if you were born in a dense jungle, and worshiped many gods, you may still go to Heaven, but if you keep up the way you are right now, you are almost guarrenteed to go to Hell.

Its not that you are not a 'good' (in the literal sense, being nice, etc...) person, it is just that you, Ramtha, have chosen not to follow the Lord Jesus. Jesus does care about you, but he lets you have a choice, and that choice, is ultimately up to you, and if you made the wrong choice, you will end up regreting it.



Thats all I have to say on the matter for now, in the meantime, have a good day!

[awisler]

I'm surprised no actual Christians replied to this thread yet, well here I go then.

Ramtha: Jesus DOES give a 'crap' about you, about everyone really. But keep in mind that Jesus (God and Jesus are the same) allows people to make choices in their lives. That choice, is up to you. Here is something I should remind you of also, you are only judged by what you know, so, that means that if you were born in a dense jungle, and worshiped many gods, you may still go to Heaven, but if you keep up the way you are right now, you are almost guarrenteed to go to Hell.

Its not that you are not a 'good' (in the literal sense, being nice, etc...) person, it is just that you, Ramtha, have chosen not to follow the Lord Jesus. Jesus does care about you, but he lets you have a choice, and that choice, is ultimately up to you, and if you made the wrong choice, you will end up regreting it.



Thats all I have to say on the matter for now, in the meantime, have a good day!

If this is true, than Jesus cannot care about everyone. Your saying that if you know of Christianity then you must accept Jesus as your lord or else you go to hell. So even though Jesus cares about me, I decided not to follow his religion and therefore I am going to hell.

But, he gave you your life, and say that even though you were aware of Christianity in your life, you used the life he gave you and your own form of logic/reasoning to not believe in Christianity.

Its hard to explain, but if he cared about us all and is our creator, why wouldnt he make us all born to believe in him. Now you counter that with - but he gives you a choice. That then leads back to the body he gave you lead you to a different choice, at which point you go to hell for it.

I can perfectly think out this argument but I am having trouble actually typing it out, so it may or may not be clear, hopefully you guys can understand what I mean.