Let's face it, friends. We are in a dire situation in terms of '08 candidates. Of course, we can't allow some LIBERAL like Hilldog or Barack Osama from the Madrassa to be elected. So, we're left with the selection of Republicans.
And folks, right now, it's just not looking bright. We've got a bunch of nobodies like Sam Brownback and Tommy Thompson, and then a bunch of phonies and semi-liberals. Mitt Romney may like to hunt varments, but he's no true conservative. I mean, folks, he's from TAXACHUSETTS for Christ's sake. Rudy Jewliani is a half-breed. A social liberal trying to hide behind 9/11 (we all know the real savior was George W. Bush, President, and not some LIB mayor). John McCain is a psychotic old man who rants and raves about how conservative he is. But it's all an act. Campaign finance reform anyone? Tax hikes? Thought so.
Thus, it has become clear that one man, and only one man, can save the Republican party and, vicariously, the USA and, vicariously, the entire world. That man is none other than the great Tom DeLay!
He's a genuine conservative who served the Republican party with distinction and class for years. He was driven out of office by a malicious partisan, Ronnie Earl (a DEM).
So, fellow TWC'ers, I ask for you to help me initiate a great campaign that will be supported, most certainly, by all who hear of it.
Sing it with me, conservative brothers:
DRAFT DELAY!
DRAFT DELAY!
DRAFT DELAY!


















