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    Judge Who Sued Dry Cleaners for Millions Cries in Court

    The D.C. judge who sued his dry cleaners for $65 million in damages broke down in tears yesterday while testifying about the emotional pain of losing his suit pants.

    A trial began pitting Roy Pearson, an administrative law judge, against Custom Dry Cleaners and the store’s owners, Jin and Soo Chung. The courtroom was packed with members of the Korean Dry Cleaners Association and reporters from at least five countries, according to the WaPo’s Marc Fisher, whose column in April first turned us on to this case. (For prior Law Blog coverage, click here, here and here.)

    “Never before in recorded history have a group of defendants engaged in such misleading and unfair business practices,” Pearson said in his opening. “You will search the D.C. archives in vain for a case of more egregious or willful conduct,” he said later.

    Quick backstory: Pearson brought five suits in for alterations because he needed the pants let out. One of the suits came back without pants. Pearson sued under the city’s consumer protection law. He got to his $65 million damages claim, which he lowered last week to $54 million, through a formula that penalized the cleaners $18,000 for each day a “Satisfaction Guaranteed” sign hung from the store.

    Pearson said he had no choice but to take on “the awesome responsibility” of suing the Chungs on behalf of every D.C. resident, reported the WaPo. Pearson kept referring to himself as “we.” Said Judge Judith Bartnoff: “Mr. Pearson, you are not a ‘we.’ You are an ‘I.’”

    One of Pearson’s witnesses said the Chungs weren’t so warm and fuzzy. A woman who had complained about her cleaning said Mr. Chung chased her out of the store. “At 89, I’m not ready to be chased,” she said. “But I was in World War II as a WAC, so I think I can take care of myself. Having lived in Germany and knowing the people who were victims of the Nazis, I thought he was going to beat me up. I thought of what Hitler had done to thousands of Jews.”

    The cleaner’s lawyer, Christopher Manning, described Pearson as embittered, having emerged from recent divorce with financial problems and having held a grudge against the cleaners from a prior run-in. When did Pearson cry? Here, as described by the WaPo:

    . . . but as he came to the part about when Soo Chung finally told him she had found the missing pants, the tale of the $10.50 alteration that went awry proved to be too much.

    “These are not my pants,” Pearson recalled telling Chung when she handed him a pair of gray pants with cuffs. “I have in my adult life, with one exception, never worn pants with cuffs.”

    “And she said, ‘These are your pants.’ ”

    Pearson paused. He struggled to breathe deeply. He could not continue. Pearson blurted a request for a break, stood up, turned around and walked out of the courtroom, tears dripping from his full and reddened eyes.

    The trial is expected to end today. Pearson, who is representing himself, has asked for attorney’s fees at a rate between $390 and $425 an hour.
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    Yeah, I almost spit my breakfeast all over when I heard this on the news. Most sickining.

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    where the **** does he expect they will pull 54 million dollars from?
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    That guy is a greedy piece of ****.

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    Default Re: Judge Sues Dry Cleaner $65 Million For Missing Pants

    Quote Originally Posted by jankren View Post
    This is madness!
    This is AMERICA!!! :usflag:

    Pearson kept referring to himself as “we.” Said Judge Judith Bartnoff: “Mr. Pearson, you are not a ‘we.’ You are an ‘I.’”
    She should have allowed him to speak as "we".
    Then any damages would also have to be payed to "we" (ie: every D.C. resident) rather than "I" (ie: mr. Pearson personally).

    $65 million divided by 5.2 million (I'm using the metro area of D.C. because that's the full potential customer base) = $12.50 in damages for mr. Pearson personally, which seems about fair to me.
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    wow, saw the opening news story for this some time ago.. was wacky then, but now the whole courtroom stories are just..........insane.

    breaking down in tears? comparing a dry cleaning store thats getting sued 54 MILLION DOLLARS for not having pants with the suit, with hitler and the nazi extermination of the jews? What an utter disgrace.

    makes me want to find out where this guy lives so i can rip all the clothes up in his closet just to watch his reaction - if he breaks down over a pair of trousers, he will most likely throw himself off a high building over a wardrobe full of destroyed clothing.

    utter utter disgrace... unbelievable how such a case can even make it to court.. but like people said "only in america" (unfortunately its making its way into British court rooms too... so ****ing insane and it makes me angry)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jankren View Post
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    One of Pearson’s witnesses said the Chungs weren’t so warm and fuzzy. A woman who had complained about her cleaning said Mr. Chung chased her out of the store. “At 89, I’m not ready to be chased,” she said. “But I was in World War II as a WAC, so I think I can take care of myself. Having lived in Germany and knowing the people who were victims of the Nazis, I thought he was going to beat me up. I thought of what Hitler had done to thousands of Jews.”

    On a kind of unrelated note, what on earth does Hitler gassing Jews have to do with some guy chasing you out of his shop? Come on, old lady, you're exaggerating your troubles somewhat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey View Post
    On a kind of unrelated note, what on earth does Hitler gassing Jews have to do with some guy chasing you out of his shop? Come on, old lady, you're exaggerating your troubles somewhat.
    blatent attempt to make things look bad to influence the court, she should be thrown out for that (she said herself she's dealt with nazis.. she can deal with it...lmao)

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    What kind of schmuck brings a suit to a friggin' drycleaner for alterations? I wouldn't trust those clowns with alterations on my jeans for chrissakes.





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    And some people wonder why I want to join the military.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Farnan View Post
    And some people wonder why I want to join the military.
    What?





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    Well, for the record, it sounds like these cleaners are jerks, and the guy probably should have sued them.

    In small claims court.

    For a hundred bucks tops.

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    I want to sue this bloke for annoying me. And from the sounds of things, it's the kind of case that would get through the courts.

    In my opinion he should be fined for wasting valuable time and effort. What a fool.

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    Don't blame us conservatives. We support tort reform. This is absolutely rediculous. But then, all those trial lawyers on the Left in the Democrat party won't stop it. They're like leeches feeding of others' hard work. I guess that's why they fit so nicely on the Left.


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    Isn't this how John Edwards got rich?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikelus Trento View Post
    Isn't this how John Edwards got rich?
    How he got rich?


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    Yes, John Edwards was a professional thief.





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    $65 million ?!? £37 million-ish?!? What were this guy's trousers made of, albino tiger fur with diamands sewn in?!?

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    “These are not my pants,” Pearson recalled telling Chung when she handed him a pair of gray pants with cuffs. “I have in my adult life, with one exception, never worn pants with cuffs.”

    “And she said, ‘These are your pants.’ ”

    Pearson paused. He struggled to breathe deeply. He could not continue. Pearson blurted a request for a break, stood up, turned around and walked out of the courtroom, tears dripping from his full and reddened eyes.
    Sounds like something I'd expect to see from a show like Drawn Together... Such a pathetic person...

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    We would like to announce a minute silence for all those brave trousers lost at the dry-cleaners

    Thank You

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