CRAZY general speeches

[Erwin Rommel]

remember this........

i found out where the snake is!
its in the banner!
and more vids


thanks to this guy.kezzyhomeros and that Milanese General!

[spetsnaz24]

Brilliant!

I once had a great general, but because he barely took part in battles himself, he was branded a coward. his speeches were great, the excuses he came up with just to not have to fight himself were ace

kudos for the clips, if I could give any, you'd get rep+

[Roshak]

Hilarious. Though the Snake one is still the best.

Though "those banners are nice" is pretty funny too.

[Emperor_Octavio]

GEEEZ! Those are Great! +Rep for you, sir!

Personally, the snake speech is the best! It cracks me up every time!

[Reigne]

yeah the snake one was hilarious

good job

[AdmiringtheEnemyeh?]

Lmao "and... those banners are veeeerry niceee", what is the intention span of this guy?

[nodey]

Lmao "and... those banners are veeeerry niceee", what is the intention span of this guy?

Did you mean attention span?
My god...

[Psamtik]

Hahahaha, I had such a great laugh
Awesome videos and pictures ^^
Medieval generals own!

[Deacon Byron]

lol, hilarious speaches, but I think I've had one better. I was playing as the English while defending Gaza or Jerusalem or something from a siege, and the odds were against us... bigtime. The General was pretty inexperienced, so he gave a little opening intro, said how they were all about to die, and said that atleast the times leading up to this moment were nice. And they day was very nice too. Oh, and the pees were great, too.... very green. He went on to say how he hopes that every one of them had a chance to try the pees before they died. Pretty funny. I'd say it is equal only to the Snake Speech.

[Erwin Rommel]

i wish people will post more of like that in youtube......

[Chola_Kingdom]

how to take video i dont know any one help me or give me guide ?

[~Beren~]

I had an English general say, "I want the pink elephants and the green pixies to lead the fight." and then continue on another subject, "Have you met my wife??? Bloody ugly woman...Look, do you want to fight?" He was drunk, and it was hilarious.

And also once, somewhere near Jerusalem, my English general (the same drunk guy) ended his speech with something like, "And now to the enemy general, ARE YOU LOOKING AT BIRD!? Are ya!? Huh!? Come here and say it in my face you nancy! HA!"

[UhOhIt'sAnArrow]

My generals must all refuse to go to Sylvan or something becasue they're speeches are all retarded, short, and boring.

And do you like tape each speech they give or do you have a way of going back and finding it?

[~Beren~]

My generals must all refuse to go to Sylvan or something becasue they're speeches are all retarded, short, and boring.

And do you like tape each speech they give or do you have a way of going back and finding it?

No, it just happened to me 3 hours ago

And I just happened to find this thread on the front page of TWCenter.

[UhOhIt'sAnArrow]

Wait so you found this on the internet?

See that still doesn't answer my question how people get like screen shots and things from battles they did a while back. Like this one guy took one of the final unit card, then someone asked him to desplay his battle line and he went back and somehow dug that up and gave us the screen shot. So can he just tell when a speech is being good or do they go back and find it somehow lol

So I'm wondering what you hacking geniouses are doing o.O

[normanknight]

Wait so you found this on the internet?

See that still doesn't answer my question how people get like screen shots and things from battles they did a while back. Like this one guy took one of the final unit card, then someone asked him to desplay his battle line and he went back and somehow dug that up and gave us the screen shot. So can he just tell when a speech is being good or do they go back and find it somehow lol

So I'm wondering what you hacking geniouses are doing o.O

you can tell by the traits if it will be a good speech or not

[Punic Warrior]

Good and amusing thread Comnenus.

[~Beren~]

Wait so you found this on the internet?

See that still doesn't answer my question how people get like screen shots and things from battles they did a while back. Like this one guy took one of the final unit card, then someone asked him to desplay his battle line and he went back and somehow dug that up and gave us the screen shot. So can he just tell when a speech is being good or do they go back and find it somehow lol

So I'm wondering what you hacking geniouses are doing o.O

Well,

I played my English campaign.
Heard my general's funny speeches. Twice.
Exited game, tried to install Xenophonia.
Unpacked ALL voice sound files into desktop.
Wondered around for fun and found the sound files that made up the speeches.
Found this thread.

So I was able to point out (almost) the exact words of what my general said.

[Francebunkerer]

The snake somehow reminds me of http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/badger.swf
Badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom!
However, the speeches are hilarious.

[preston]

The snake somehow reminds me of http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/badger.swf
Badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom!
However, the speeches are hilarious.

lol wtf. thats a funny site.