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    EDINBURGH, Scotland (AP) -- Like tartan, bagpipes, and shortbread Scotland's Loch Ness Monster is as much an emblem as a tourist draw.
    And now Nessie's back.
    An amateur scientist has captured what Loch Ness Monster watchers say is among the finest footage ever taken of the elusive mythical creature reputed to swim beneath the waters of Scotland's most mysterious lake.
    "I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this jet black thing, about 45-feet (15 meters) long, moving fairly fast in the water," said Gordon Holmes, the 55-year-old a lab technician from Shipley, Yorkshire, who took the video this past Saturday.
    He said it moved at about 6 mph (10 kph) and kept a fairly straight course.
    "My initial thought is it could be a very big eel, they have serpent-like features and they may explain all the sightings in Loch Ness over the years."
    Loch Ness is surrounded by myth and mystery, as it is the largest and deepest inland expanse of water in Britain. About 750 feet (230 meters) to the bottom, it's even deeper than the North Sea.
    Nessie watcher and marine biologist Adrian Shine of the Loch Ness 2000 center in Drumnadrochit, on the shores of the lake, viewed the video and hopes to properly analyze it in the coming months.
    "I see myself as a skeptical interpreter of what happens in the loch, but I do keep an open mind about these things and there is no doubt this is some of the best footage I have seen," Shine said.
    He said the video is particularly useful because Holmes panned back to get the background shore into the shot. That means it was less likely to be a fake and provided geographical bearings allowing one to calculate how big the creature was and how fast it was traveling.
    While many sightings can be attributed to a drop of the local whisky, legends of Scottish monsters date back to one of the founders of the Christian church in Scotland, St. Columba, who wrote of them in about 565 A.D.
    More recently, there have been more than 4,000 purported Nessie sightings since she was first caught on camera by a surgeon on vacation in the 1930s.
    Since then, the faithful have speculated whether it is a completely unknown species, a sturgeon -- even though they have not been native to Scotland's waters for many years -- or even a last surviving dinosaur.
    Shine doubts that last explanation.
    "There are a number of possible explanations to the sightings in the loch. It could be some biological creature, it could just be the waves of the loch or it could be some psychological phenomenon in as much as we see what we want to see," he said.
    But Nessie isn't just an icon of the paranormal -- she's also an emblem of Scottish tourism. She has been the muse for cuddly toys and immortalized on T-shirts and posters showing her classic three-humped image.
    The Scottish media is skeptical of Nessie stories but Holmes' footage is of such good quality that even the normally reticent BBC Scotland aired the video on its main news program on Tuesday.

    Anybody seen the video? I went to to BBC but I couldnt find it.

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    Here you go. Proof that Nessie exists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by William the Bastard View Post
    Here you go. Proof that Nessie exists.
    Toyota trucks really are indestructible.

    Nessie use to be an Irish myth, she would travel from Lough Neagh in Ireland to Lough Ness during the summer and winter, but the irish myth has been replaced by the Scottish one, ah well...there are many more myths and legends left in this island.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cúchulainn View Post
    Toyota trucks really are indestructible.
    Did you ever see the Top gear - Killing a Toyota? Funniest thing they have ever done (IMO).

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    Nessie is a myth for the tourists and nothing more. Works though so I don't knock it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by William the Bastard View Post
    Did you ever see the Top gear - Killing a Toyota? Funniest thing they have ever done (IMO).

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    Nessie is a myth for the tourists and nothing more. Works though so I don't knock it.
    Yeah it is very funny, but you have to admit the funniest thing they ever did was when they went to America, when they stopped at that petrol station, I couldn't stop laughing for like an hour afterwards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cúchulainn View Post
    Yeah it is very funny, but you have to admit the funniest thing they ever did was when they went to America, when they stopped at that petrol station, I couldn't stop laughing for like an hour afterwards.
    Yeah that was very funny. If not the most dangerous thing that the Beeb has ever broadcast!

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    HAHA. I love that commercial.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DigitalMarine View Post
    HAHA. I love that commercial.
    Commercial??? That is the proof you were asking for and not a laughing matter!!!
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

    I think this is the real footage you were after

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    Are you serious, William the Bastard? That's an otter. That can't be the footage they're talking about. Otters are not gigantic sea-serpents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cluny the Scourge View Post
    Are you serious, William the Bastard? That's an otter. That can't be the footage they're talking about. Otters are not gigantic sea-serpents.
    It may be an otter to you but to the people who make a living from it (out of fooling Yanks and other visitors ) it is Nessie!

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    Aye, 'tis an otter laddie! Noow where's mi kult un sporren! un mi pipes!

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    In case anyone wants to put this back on a more serious note I've moved it to the Athenaeum. ~ Lord Gruffles
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    I watched a doco where they scanned the whole lake. They even put a buoy in and didn't tell the crews who were scanning, and they picked that up (about 1m diameter).
    Nessie is one beastie I no longer believe exists. I say we all focus on finding the Mothman!

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    I think the funniest episode, is when they threw a bunch of cars in the air, and started shooting it with machine guns and RPG's.

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    I think this is the real footage you were after
    I wonder why the water is not moving...

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    Now i am going to assume that anyone who can without a shadow of a doubt state that there is no such creature as Nessie is going to back this up with some sort of significant proof...you know...kind of like when it was claimed that ocelots did not exist...or monitor lizards...or Giant Squids....all of which I might add have been since taken from myth to irrefutable proof..

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    oh yes...please keep in mind that when scans of the lake pick up nothing this does not mean that in fact there is no such creature in the midst of the water...as said doco should have also mentioned all of the inlets and outlets in the lake as well as the network of caverns thus uneplored so who knows where the hell they lead....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ikusa IX View Post
    oh yes...please keep in mind that when scans of the lake pick up nothing this does not mean that in fact there is no such creature in the midst of the water...as said doco should have also mentioned all of the inlets and outlets in the lake as well as the network of caverns thus uneplored so who knows where the hell they lead....
    So Nessie hides in a cave everytime a boat scans the lake? I believe in a lot of cryptids, but Nessie is one that is pretty much debunked. And you'd think there would need to be lots of them to continue breeding. Unless it's not a plesiosaur and instead is some magical creature that doesn't need to reproduce because it is immortal or something, and is intelligent enough to hide in the caves everytime someone is looking for it...

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